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ROGUE NEWS
FRL. APRIL 1. 1960
Controversial Subject Analyzed
A very satirical view has been composed by an
unknown author concerning the very serious subject
of scholarship.
The more you study; the more you know;
The more you know, the more you forget;
The more you forget, the less you know
So why study?
The less you know, the less you forget;
The less you forget, the more you know
So why study?
Scholarship seems to be the basis of much dis
cussion. In analyzing this, it would be best to begin
by breaking down this controversial work. By de
finition a scholar i3 a student; a ship is an object
that sails.
However, ships are of two classifications : those
that drift and those that sail under their own power.
Either variety may or may not reach its desti
nation. Either may or may not travel through un
charted waters. The main difference then, is the
fact that one is led astray by other influences while
the second sets it goal and strives to achieve it.
The student confronted with the passage on the THE most
"ship of knowledge" faces a similar choice. He may
drift through schooling, allowing himself to be in- T- Txxwr UammIa
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"LIKE, APRIL FOOL. YOU FOOLS"
2 tf,ea4, tya
Digging far back into old is
sues of Rogue News we hap
pened to run into some events
of the year 1932. The follow
ing are some of the more im
portant events of that year.
The Grizzlies, then the
LiLhiana stepped in on the
cavemen and 'proceeded to
lick 'em by the catastrophic"
score of 66-11.
Ashland public library has
3 shelves of books ready for
high school usage.
Lithians went down in de
feat to Salem high in the most
thrilling contest of the 6easn.
The score tied twice in the first
quarter, twice in the second
and at the end of the third
quarter the Ashlanders were
leading 26-20. Then in the 4th
quarter everything fell through
with Salem winning 31-28.
Loss of the game was blamed
on the attempted foul shots
that weren't scored.
Jr. Prom to be held at Li
thia Springs Hotel. The theme
being "Pent House Idea."
Dancing will be in the ball
room and games, cards, and
other forms of recreation will
be held in the Dining Room.
No "Gatesmashing;" as en
forcement will be strict. Those
fluenced by others, or he may "sail under his own
Vov er- ne the busiest Junior Bob Voris, athlete and musi- onlv. to h admitted are stu-
The latter'8 motivation is his knowledge gained boys lnhigh school this year cian, stated that the Riffs have dents with nine solids to their
f rnm school thf ahilitv to form his own oninion and . rf TJ.unir class. President, been organized since the talent credit and no past graduates,
irom SCnool, tne ability to iormnis own opinion, ana 6tated Jlm Lewis, Junior class show his freshman year. They -low Juniors," oroutsidera are
the desire to reach the goals which he has set. president. practiced secretly their fresh- to be admitted.
Many high school Students set their goal as a Jim has recently won first man and sophomore years, Hark! It seems as if some-
future iob which would offer both eniovment and plac ln y diviio" mter- laduay addin neuw. ,me,m- thing or some one has made off
luture jod wnicn woum oner DOin enjoyment ana views t debate bers. They played publicly for with the Juniors Prom money.
security. Or, perhaps, a more immediate goal, Of tion, which he and other de- the lent show this year, for An editorial appeared in the
both a high school and a college education, is set. bate students entered. The in- tne first time. school newspaper appealing to
WhatPver his P-oal Parh student rhooaps hia own terview ne was on hair The have played for the the students: Classes resumed
natever niS goal, eacn Stuaeni cnooses nis own styling wjth Hilsboro and Lettermen's Soc-Hop, after- to donate refreshments and
passage and sets his Own course. other schools entered in this games dances, and on TV. They word got around that it was
debate, also. (What's that got will play for the DeMolay not sporting to not go to the
to do with us we ask.) Sweethearts Ball tomorrow dance if eligible, after all the
DmuSIaMA AV IIaII Di you hear that noisy wght. Juniors had worked hard to
Privilege or Hoi! - - - sss; jnjf ' -
Each year, according to tradition, the juniors in . J "cam "? 1 Bob has participated to foot- Tuand noTjust for fashion and
journalism class are given the privilege of planning KtS there Ef itTLTJh uUiTity- and abova11 the
the school paper, if they can. The junior members, ny's Boogy," in which he really hiSSte. toTe JSJdL be reason to go was because it
then reverse the tables on the seniors and, are allow- terrific job. Hia hobbies are uing wa.s..ramy waltzes girls in
ed to assign work to their Upper-classmen Who have Jim has been very busy dur- jazz L.P.'s, and swimming. Bob ravishing gowns, boys in Tux
all year lovingly handed out stacks of work on us J" J1 p,ays the trumpet and ero' would not be the scene
J ..... , , tvt ing with the junior class on the drums. of the '32 Prom.
poor mue over-womeu juniors, ixuw we juniors are junior-senior prom, thats why
having a time of our lives working the little seniors they "till have to raise $ioo to
to berserkness, and rewriting all of their many un- put in the treasury
handed in accomplishments. Oh well, all this bad He has also been a consistent
.. . . , , ... ., T-i , j- student on the honor roll for
organization just makes for a better April Fools adi- three years and has become
tion and a bigger and better mess. (At least we have one of the members of the hon
a good excuse for our mess.) Also, . . . since this or s'ety.
April Beat Drops
By Kent and Dara
Smith Lounge will be the Mobs of happy students
n flooded the Ashland Hieh evm-
is tne oniy April r oois eaiuon oi me year, mamiy De- "" '60-'61 school year. nasium ior me annual iucr-
""k - men i.iuo eoc nop rriaay.
The student council brought March 11.
uduae lucie ia omjr one .pin x m a jeai, luijfiumg carries on" or was it Jim who
said, any article mentioned, and names used are all said "A bird in the hand
the idea up at a recent meeting The Riffs, an instrumental
purely incidental and therefore persons may not mak9ef blowing your nose diffi- and gg, it to Mr smith 8toup from the high school; the
be held liable for any misinformation what so ever.
We wish to remind you that these very juniors
will probably be in charge of every issue next year fjjlCCtiOHS Al"C
(feel luckv vou eraduatine seniors, at least most of
r i i t, r lounge will
jou;. jrieaac xexidiii xiom violence to any ui meat: V.OmiilQ 900-1 time for the new school year. Lewis playing "My Anthony's
persons and this is the very reason none of their . .. . Boogie," Bob Voris was fea-
namp hvo hPon mpntinnpH TsVp into cnnsiHprntinn ElecUons of officers are near- . U1g 1 , tured by "The Preacher," Sha-
t J ' 4 vivuoij pivviucu niut avuiij5ui.
most of the paper was thrown together by the Sen- pJXre ,chaiI and with cafe"
lors so aon t be tnorougniy aisgusted witn tne poor able of taking over the offices
miseaiidpd -juniors. of the student body. J:. the Wind
o ... - w ,Tr The "Tempests" rocked
larity contest. Those people . tnrougn tne intermission w in
km. ,.tr-;K,,4 ,o,H To give students special time such hits as "Daddy Cool,
who whole-heartedlv airreed TemPests, singing group irom
wno wnoie-nearteouy agreed SQC provided the musical en-
wiui me pian. tertainment other than records.
Work will begin during the The Riffs gave forth with
summer vacation and the many numoers. ine leaiurea
lounge will be completed in numbers were solos by Jimmy
vuMi jw.u, wmi.vm.sins prettyman puying "Swing-
cary 7 , - - , ing Shepherd Blues, and
:ria ana core macnine. Jx J use Tft Mills Kinpinff "WiU i
a iir m f
nnrll C I 3IIIIAn ti,,.r,w- to use this new addition to the "Linda Lou' and ther own
f-iwl II J U U 1 1 wll .. . ... ui school morning and afternoon composition called "Love Af
you should remember and classes are Planned to be fair in the Rain."
April Fool S Day can be fun, it also can be over- think about before deciding on shortened slightly with 15 nun-
j x j ii i , r ji i . . . . utfl hrAlra KatuiMin olmeQa A
aone. otunts ana joses wnicn are piayea on inenas wno you are going to voie ior. hour ispian- AttenUon everybody! Dav-f
and neighbors are meant to be friendly but some- Don't let your vote be sway- ned but to Aorir Dixon gets big contract with
times these friendly acts can turn into unhappy, JyvtlP TJZ encd to two hou" tead. Elvis Presley company! Ou,
t-i way you think is best. A can- own rockin-n-rollin Davy get
uangerous events, iseiore puiung an April roois didate may be favored simply u s reauy too toad tnat trus offer from a slinky taleni
trick, check first to see if it is possible that mavbe, because public opinion has run is April Fools, isn't rt? scout!
Vwr oxmt ooTYietVincr mitrht crn nrrnnr onrl r.Q00 his way. Dave was discovered at thi
,J . ' , p, ? . ,. . . After you have decided on last dance he sang at. Now oui
harm to someone. Only J?JOLifc do IOOllSh things. We the candidate of your choice do thinking about school elections. own Dave is in big show bizz
can Still enjoy ourselves and have fun if we are you Job of supporting him. Think carefully about the de- By the way this is April 3
,w A,. tv,iro ,,5M, co Talk about him, and bring out curon you mane. . isn't it?
fc w " " his advantages. School elections will be held "HAPPY APRIL FOOL
ena ine aay wun a miseraDie, cussaxisiiea way. it isn't too soon io start April 29. Do your job. DAY."