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ROGUE NEWS
THURS.. MAY 22. 1958
Last Will and Testament of the Class of '58
We, the class of '58, hereby
will and bequeath the follow
ing in our Last Will and Testa- I
ment written in this month of
May, 1958.
WILL
I, Judy Ally, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Kathy Heinzman
the ability to lose every
thing not glued down, leave
everything to the last min-
ute; and then wonder why I
never have time for any
thing. I, Charlie Allen, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to some lucky junior
boy my pen stripping ability.
I, Nancy Avery, being of sound
mind and body 'hereby be
queath to Ruth Johnson my
palience with the kids in
band. She'll need it.
I, Bill Baker, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to my sister Lynn
and my brother Dick all the
happy times I've had
AHS.
I, Alan Bailey, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Nolan Hapton-
stall my unwanted ability to
get into trouble send cause
extra words yet still stay in
school.
I, Bob Barger, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Dee Selby my last
ing ability to give Mr. Engel
trouble and still get away
with it.
I, Richard Barksdale, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to Carol Hohn
stein my blue suede tennis
shoes.
I, Beryl Bosshard, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to Marilyn Dit-
tner my parking place with
the thought that some day
she might have a car to put
there.
I, Dennis Bounds, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to my little
brother, Dallcn, my head
which was never any use to
me and to Mike Cluff I leave
my big feet to put in some
one's mouth.
I, Pat Brewer, being of sound
mind and body do hereby be
queath to my brother, Mike
all of my Econ notes, and to
Pat Gibson my ability to get
along with Mr. Buell.
I, Eldene Burgess, being of
sound mind and body do
hereby bequeath to anyone
who wants it my trusty old
locker which has given me
much service.
I, Bruce Burns, being of sound
mind and body do hereby be
queath to some unsuspecting
junior my Econ book.
I, Carol Burrow, being of mud
died mind and lacking math-
amatical efficiency do here
by bequeath to Jean Fisher
my error filled and unbal
anced books
I, Geraline Byington, being of
sound mind and body do
hereby bequeath to my sis
ter, Loretta, my chair and
book in American Problems,
and my place in orchestra to
Ruth Johnson.
Florence Byrd, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to Pat Gibson
all the headaches, trials and
tribulations of an editor, and
to all the incoming fresh
men I leave all the fun, fro
lic, and academic headaches
contained within the ivy
covcred walls of A.H.S.
Judy Campbell, being of
sound mind and body do
hereby bequeath to Phil
Rodenmayer m y tattered
and torn econ notes and the
book that goes with them.
Good luck boy.
Rex Clarke, being of sound
mind and body do hereby be
queath to all the good look
ing girls of AHS and any
where else, my phone num
ber.
Ardith Chapman, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to my charming
sister all of my notes in Econ
with the good Intentions
that she can get some use
out of them.
Karen Cochran, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to my charming
sister, Diane, (for a slight
fee, of course) my empty box
of the wrong kind of rosin
and the last horsehair in my
bow. Carry on!
, Frank Conley, being of
sound mind and body do
hereby bequeath to Jane
Yaple my ability to say
"What . . . me worry?" in
ar.y situation.
I, Tom Conner, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Betty Duffy one
pair of shoulder pads.
I, Maxine Crowson, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to all the un
derclassmen, the old AHS,
and to my buddy Sally, I
will my Econ notes, and bet
ter luck with Mr. Lewis than
I had.
I, Darold Dailcy. being of
sound mind and body do
hereby bequeath my poor
Crammer and good looks to
any under classman who is
sucker enough to catch this
dread disease.
I, John E. Dille, being of
staunch intellect without
encephilitis give testament
here of, with honorable sa
gacity, that all teachers with
a megalomaniac or dipso
maniac desire and all stu
dents which are componants
of that esoteric assemblage
y-depted "malingers" be sub
ducted from this institution
subito. (EDITORS NOTE
Yeh, me too!)
I, Bill Dowen, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to ... "I don't will
nobody nothing."
I, Rea Dutton, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Jeanette Ocser all
opportunities to type for Mr.
Waldroff.
I, Pat Earhart, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to my brother Allen, 1
all my Econ notes even
though they aren't complete.
Shirley Enblom, being ob
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to Mavis En
blom my seat in Econ.
I, Kay Engel, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Karen Engel, my
ability to "get sick" on nice
days.
I, Judy Fader, being of sound
mind and body do hereby
bequeath to my little sister,
"Whoops!" (with her solemn
promise that she will never
accept editorship of the an
nual), all the otherwise happy-fun
times I've participat
ed in during my brief career
in high school.
I, Dorothy Fairrington, being
of sound mind and body
hereby bequeath to Daryl
Fairrington my Econ book,
with the hopes that you do
n't have the trouble that
did with it.
I, Carol Gandee, being of
sound mind and body hereby
bequeath to Chuck Bounds
my ability to miss school and
still pass (maybe).
I, Sandra Garrard, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeoth to Dennis, my
brother, all of my notes in
Econ with the hopes that
they still have the same
book if and when he be
comes a senior.
I, Eddie Gibson, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Donna Williamson
my Econ book in hopes that
she can do a better job with
it than I did.
I, Larry Glines, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Gary Hamilton the
thrill of living on the good
side of life.
I, Sherrie Ferreira, being of I
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to Bob Johnson
my soft, quiet voice, so that
he won't have to stay after
school anymore for talking
' so loud.
I, Jean Fitch, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to my long-suffering
debate partner, Betty Duffy,
all that is left in my .raisin
box and each and every one
of my cards on foriegn aid.
I, Bud Fries, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to some lucky junior
my indexes in the library.
I, Ellen Frost, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Peggy Cameron
the econ notes I have taken
over the chapters of our
Econ book. Also the ability
to get along with Mr. Lewis.
I, Jerry Glines, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to any one who will
take it, my ' genuine split
cowhide notebook.
I, Barbara Graber, being of
sound mind and bdy here
by bequeath to my sister,
Linda, my study habits to
see if she can improve them
and to Judy Heitmanek the
hard work and good times I
have had at AHS.
David Graham, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to nobody noth
ing. Dorilee Ha mm, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to June and
Marilynn my leaky bottle
of ink for them to use in
Econ tests and to Jackie Tay
lor my wonderful locker,
that has brought me nothing
but good service.
I, Hank Hampton, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to some lucky
guy my parking place and
all its chuck holes.
Metha Hansen, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to anybody who
wants it, my seat in econ
and I hope you find it more
comfortable than I did.
Candy Hartshorn, being of
sound mind and body hereby
bequeath to Mary Carole
Collins one pint of used
petrol for her Thunderbird,
and to June Maddox I give
1 quart of Creme D'Menthe
Visgebeathe.
Albert Hartwell, being of
I,
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to any sucker
who wants it, my trusty
locker.
I, Leland Hartwell, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath to the under
classmen to do as well as I
did in helping sell tickets
for the senior class.
I, Rollin Hegler, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Ken Stewart my
gun, hideouts, cheat sheets.
I, Mragaret Hull, being of
sound mind and body, here
by bequeath to Colleen Gui
singer, the shattered remains
of my violin and whatever
music she can salvage from
the first stand folder.
I, Sondra Hutchinson, being of
sound mind and body, here
by bequeath to Carol Phil
lips, my ability to get along
with Lynn Sohler as well
as I do.
I, Shirley Jackson, being ot
sound mind and toady here
by bequeath to the under
taker, this place and be sure
to cremate it so that it can't
be dug up again.
I, Lani Knox, being of sound
mind and body hereby be
queath to Diane Cochran and
Deanna Cullop my worn o it
majorette boots, in hopes
that next year will be as
much fun as the past.
I, Carol Lininger, being of
sound mind and bdy be
queath to the student 1ndy
and teachers of Ashland
High the ability to keep my
incoming freshman relatives
properly identified.
I, Rebecca Loe, being of sound
mind and body leave AHS
to you.
I, Kip Lombard, being of
sound mind and body here
by bequeath t the highest
junior bidder, my Econ chap
ter outlines with checked
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