WED.. DEC. 19. 1956
ROGUE NEWS
PAGE FIVE
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il Parade Of
Popular Sonas
Songs, now and old around
Ashland High: .
Just Walkin' in the Rain
- Flag girls
Rip it Up . High school band
Talk About a Party
Evey Deets
Screen Door
Mr. Smith's Office
Green Door ....
Mrs. Taylor's Office
Singing the Blues
Football Team
Whatever Will Be Will Be
.... ... Coach Iba
Hound Dog Steve Morrill
Great Pretender . Mark Fitch
Walk Hand in Hand
. Carol Reeder & Roland
Kelts
Something's Gotta Give ....
Yell Leaders
Don't Be Cruel ....
... Dr. Balderstone
Frosty the Snowman
Rex Clarke
Hey. Jealous Lover
Hank Hampton
Poor Boy Mr. Wright
Dracfiin' Main Street
Ben Carlson
Transfusion Main Hall
Mutual Society . . Lynn Hales
Friendly Persuasion
Mr. Lewis
My Boy Elvis .... Dale Messier
I Could Have Danced All
Night Keith Wilson
How Little We Know
. . Econ class
Lost in the Shuffle 3:30
It Only Hurts for a Little
While . Mr. MoDiey
shop class
The Rock and Roll Express ..
Valleyview Bus
You'll Never Know
Freshman class
Milkcow Blues Boogie ....
Pat Brewer
Man With the Golden Arm
Mr. Windt
In My Merry Oldsmobile
. Mr. Jobe
Take a gander al these
cranium, kids. Recognise
'em Tell ya what we're gon
na do .. . you get out a little
old piece of paper and that
trusty old pencil and write
down the numbers on the
pictures; besides the number
write who you think the
dome belongs to. Turn this
in to Mr. Buell as soon as
you fill it in. (Be sure to
have your name on it!) For
the first person turning in
the correct answers, we'll
give free milkshake. All
right, kiddies, happy skull
scanning.
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Hi gang! Well here we are
nearing Christmas and Christ
mas vacation. So I figured I'd
get the spirit. While walking
tnrough the halls I stopped a
few kids and I asked them
how they spent Christmas and
I got some pretty rare replies.
Here are a few of the printable
ones:
Florence Byrd "All the
Byrds flock together on Christ
mas eve and open gifts.
(Speakin of corn!)
Jeannette Therres "We
usually have a party or some
thing." (Oh?)
Wayne Van Blarcom "We
don't do nothin." (Figures.)
Lee Scitz "I usually rip
it up a bit." (Let's watch that
old stuff.)
Carol Gandee "Never,
won't tell." (Now it couldn't
be that bad.)
Gerald Troxel "I spend
Christmas catching up on my
sleep and getting ready fo
New Years Eve." (What hap
pens then?)
Sondra Hutchinson
open packages and mess
round. (Are you sure?)
Judy Alley "It's usually
the same every year but this
year . . . ! (Yes, go on.)
Pat Brewer "Last year
we had a ball but we haven
planned anything this year
yet." (Sounds like trouble to
me.)
Joann Carlos "Nothin I
guess." (Are you sure?)
Steve Morrill "Heck, I
don't know." (Got any ideas?)
Dick Wollman "Stay at
home." (Is that all?)
Bob Barger "I don't
know." (Now, Bob.)
Larry Nortridge "I refuse
to answer on the grounds that
it might incriminate me." (Is
that right!)
Bev Hakes "I wish I
knew, probably studying de
bate." (Sounds like fun.)
Barbara Johnson "I'm go
ing to play tiddlywinks with
manhole covers." (This I'd like
to see.)
Lani Knox "Oh, you'd be
surprised!" (Maybe.)
Hank Hampton "Nothing
but sit around and play with
my presents." (Really now
I Henry!)
light Before Christmas
By Shary Harden
'Twas the n:ght before Christmas ,
And all through the house,
Every creature was giftwrapping
Yup even our mouse!
The ribbons were tied
On the presents with care
Ribbon and paper
Were just everywhere.
When I, with scotchtape
Hanging down from my nose,
And Ma Christmas wrapped
From her head to her toes
Were ready to scream
One gift just wouldn't wrap!
I pounded it slightly
Perfume ... in my lap.
From out on the porch
Came an earsplitting clatter
Relatives? Yup.
That's what's the matter.
The headlights shone bright
On the mob of our kin
What could I do?
I invited them in.
With one little nephew
So lively and quick
He broke things so fast
It was making Ma sick.
Now little one Grampa!
Shirley and Nean!
Well howdy. Aunt Mira,
And how are you, Jean?
As dry leaves before
The wild hurricane fly,
My temper was mounting
It would soon reach the sky.
And then in a twinkling
My rage was all gone
The kids were all laughing,
I began to have fun!
Though still draped .in tissue
Glitter and tape,.
We turned on the new phono
Then boy, I went ape!
My eyes how they twinkled
As I made out like Elvis.
(We didn't need Murray
We could dance by ourselvis)
The shade of a lamp
I had perched on my head.
"You're a real cool daddy-o,"
Grandma said.
Then in bounded Santa
Looking a fright
He latched onto Granny
And they bopped through the night.
Santa was chubby,
A jolly old elf.
Gran and him bopping
I laughed to myself.
But he laid a finger
Aside his old beak
And jitterbugged frantically,
I couldn't speak!
His blue suede shoes flying
(And Granny's were, too)
He glanced at the clock
And then said "toodlyoo."
Rocked to the window,
Hopped in his jet,
Called to dear Grandma
"Merry Christmas, my pet!"
Then whoosh he was gone
Beyond the sound barrier.
This strange course of events
Nearly killed our pet terrior!
Then came a thundering
From out of the skies,
"Merry Christmas" was spelled out
In front of our eyes.
Yep, Santa is dreamy
A real( hep cat,
But still says "Merry Christmas'
He'll never quit that!
Christmas Rush
Noted in Halls
Yes, it's here again. The ex
cited buzzes of students in
halls, and classrooms, discus
sing Santa and the one and
one-half weeks' vacation. (No
kidding, one and one-half
whole weeks with no strings
attached!)
And yes, bells are back
again. Worn on shoes, in the
hair, anyplace providing
they get away with it.
Let's not anyone get caught
in the Christmas rush up and
down stairs, in doorways, or
any other fatal place, where
the stronger might overpower
or overtower the weaker. This
would be quite all right, as
long as you aren't the weaker.
Then it's time out for flying
obstacles, such as shoes, hair,
and maybe even a combination
of text books, or even a base
ball bat, followed by perhaps
a gun. About this time, the
little men in white clothes will
come to haul away what may
be still moving.
Remember to keep all halls
and rooms clean from such as
a mad jumble of broken bones.
Christmas spirit is good, but
don't get carried away. O K.
If you are slower than most
kids, then you'd better have an
early start to classes because
its going to be quite a struggle
to work yourself through hol
ly, Christmas tree shrubs, and
ummmm, even mistletoe. (Not
bad, huh?)
Well, have to hang up now.
because I have to finish my
stocking for Santa because it
still isn't big and long enough
to fit Elvis Presley and Pat
Boone. And a Merry Christ
mas and a Happy New Year to
all.
Women's faults are many, (
Men have only two;
Everything they say
And everything they do.
Ed Phillips "Stay home
and eat." That's fattening.)
Well that about sizes it up,
pretty rare huh?
Here's a THOUGHT FOR
THE MONTH.
Remember! Love was made
for two.
But always paddle your own
canoe.
See ya next month, "Yours
Truly."
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