FRI.. FEB. 24. 1956
ROGUE NEWS
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Exchange Column
Bill Bebber, Barbara Jett and Kermit Thomas
BILL BEBBER
BARBARA JETT I KERMIT THOMAS
What is it?" they cried on May 2, 1938, in Maywood, This senior boy was born in "!Je'No
March 20. 1938. in Albuquer- '". " " .t-oruana, uregun on u.
que. New Mexico, as they look
Truths Concerning Teachers
TEACHERS SAY:
1. This is not very important.
2. This assignment is not dif
ficult in the least. You should
have no trouble with it.
3. All Right, Little One, what
is bothering you?
4. Oo you have an excuse for
your absence?
5. This school is your school,
and we know you want to keep
it in good condition.
6. You get less credit for
work that is handed in late.
7. No.
8. Do you agree with that,
class?
9. All of this class should go
to college.
TEACHERS MEAN:
1. Mark this, you will have it
on the test.
2. This is hard. You are prob
ably too dumb to understand
it, but study it anyway.
3. Hurry up! I have' work to
do. .
4. Can you prove you did not
go fishing?
5. Just wait until we find out
who has been carving on the
desks.
6. It is easier to throw all the
papers in the waste basket at
ed at this bouncing blue-eyed
place where this cute
girl was born.
1938.
Kermit says his pet peeve is
Barbara is an old hand with freshmen who mill around the
blond senior boy. Yep, you I Mexican food and can woof halls. His favorite movicland
guessed it, it's Bill Bebber
Bill became a student of
Ashland High in 193'j and he's
already got himself a 5'2",
eyes of blue senior girl friend
whose initials are M.C.
He goes to see all the movies
with James Dean and Kim No
vak in them. His favorite color
is baby blue and the foods he
likes best are entirely Mexican,
such as tacoes and enchiUadas.
' Bill can be heard humming
'See ya later Alligator," and
his pet peeve is girls who gripe
at his expert driving.
Bill's future plans are to at-
tend the University of New I
Mexico. I
down a dozen tacoa without jstars are Robert Taylor and
any trouble. She prefers the Gino Lolabridga. Kermit likes
color blue to others and the jblue over other colors and pre-
platter "Only You. fers turkey to any other food.
Her ideal man must be 5'7" "Rook Around the Clock" is
with blond hair, blue eyes and
a good dancer. Barbara's fav
orite stars are Tony Curtis
teamed up with Janet Leigh.
Dancing and riding in her
boy friend's convertible seem
to be her major pastimes, and
her pet peeve is nosey people.
After graduating, Barbara
plans on a long and happy mar-
rid life with her ideal man.
8. The preceding statement
was incorrect.
9. Many of you will never
get out of high school.
The Orange Pup, LaParte,
Texas.
FEMALES FIGHT
LOSING BATTLE
WICK'S FURNITURE
STORE
29' East Main
FIRESTONE STORE
25 East Main
his favorite song and he spends
most of his spare time loafing.
After graduating, Kermit
plans to go to college one or
two ycrrs and then join the
Navy.
Oregon's Birthday
Have ou ever stopped to
think what Feb. 14 brings?
Most people usually say "It's
Valentines Day." But. if you
live in Oregon, you stop and
think again. Then it always
comes to you, "why it's Ore
gon's Birthday!"
Oregon was one of the last
states to come out of the wil
derness. For 50 vears she was
Thursday, iointl-v claimed with Great
If a girl walks, she's a pickup.
If she drives, she's a wheel.
If she doesn't drive, she stays
home.
If she stays home, she's a dead
pan.
If she peroxides her hair, she's
cheap.
If she doesn't, she's outmoded.
If she stays for football prac
tice, she's a flirt.
If she doesn't, she has no school
spirit.
If she dances with lower class
men, she's robbing the
cradle.
11 she doesn't, she's a snob.
If she lengthens her skirts,
she's a kill-joy.
If she doesn't, she's out of
style.
If she dates out of town boys,
she's too good for the lo
cal Joes.
If she doesn't, she stays home
because the local Joe's are
too good for her.
If she gripes about the whole
mess, the boys laugh at
her.
How can anyone win?
Albany Whirlwind
MALES JUST CAN'T WIN
If a guy walks, he's a square.
If he drives, he's a rod.
If he doesn't drive, he's broke
If he flirts, he's out for a date
If he doesn't, he's going steady
If he dances with 4ower-class
men, he's robbing the era
die.
If he doesn't, he can't dance.
If he bops, he wants attention.
If he doesn't he's no-where.
If he wears levis, he's sloppy.
If he doesn't, he's out of style.
If he wears a duck tail, he's a
pachuko.
If he doesn't, he's lame.
If he dates out of town, he's too
good for the local sals.
If he doesn't, the local gals
won t go out with him.
By Bill
STEAK HOUSE
OPEN 24 HOURS
"Where the Gang Meets"
PTA Founders
Day Observed
Members of the Ashland
units of the Parent-Teachers
Association joined in celebrat
ing Founders Day
Feb. 9 at Lincoln school. A (Britain. Then when the slogan
special program was presented "fifty-four forty or fight" was
rat 3 o'clock. Mrs. Charles Cal- strong it was decided the Ore-
, , ' . , . gon controversy would be set-
oun was general chairman for Jn m6 Qregon
jthe annual observance. e(J Qn 4gth paraIlci Then in
The speaker of the day was i859 Oregon, with its present
the dean of Southern Oregon boundaries, was admitted to
College, Mrs. Mabel Winston. the unjon
Her subject was "Cutting Ap-
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Ashland, Oregon
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ron Strings." A quartet from
the college, under the direction
of Oscar Bjorlie, and the Ash
land High school girl's chorus
furnished the musical program,
j Representatives of the city
schools who cooperated in the
Founders Day meeting includ
ed Mrs Allen Byrd, Bellview;
Mrs. Cliff McLean, Briscoe:
Mrs. Paul Retter, Junior High
'school; Mrs. Charles White,
Lincoln; Mrs. V. L. Goodrich,
Walker; and Mrs. Marshall
Woodell, Senior High school.
Schools taking charge of the
refreshments were Lincoln,
,Walker and Bellview, while
members of the Junior High
PTA were hospitality hostess.
Briscoe provided decorations
land the high school group was
(responsible for the after-meet
itng clean-up.
All parents in the city were
cordially invited to the Thurs
I day afternoon event.
As you receive
Feb. 1!, remember
same day Oregon
state 97 years ago.
Valentines
also, that
became a
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