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ROGUE NEWS
TUES.. NOV. 22. 19SS
Football Squads
Receive Letters
Three Ashland High Football
teams received their awards
Nov. 18, at a special award as
sembly. Those who received varsity
letters from Coach Al Simpson
were: Richard Green, Gene
Parent, Gary Watts, Gene Al
len, Don Gilliam, Morton Scrip
ter. Randy Root, Dave Athanas,
Lance Locke, Harry Johnson,
Bill Bebber, Phil Sword, Bruce
Everett, Jim Witt.
Roy Gray, Alan Dunn, Bob
Davis, Ken Dye, Tom Delsman,
Maicolm Mi-gruder, Dale Ol
son. Al South, Jack Tobiasson,
and managers Ron Frank and
Gerald Grosclaj-
In the absence of Coach Bud
Silver, Al Simpson gave J.V.
letters to Don Simpson Jerry
Stubblefield, Pete Cotton, Pat
Simpson, Kip Lombard.
Dick Barksdale, Bob Murray
F'ank Couley, Larry Sweem,
Wayne Collum, Hank Hamp
ton," Harvey Sorenson, Jim
Matteson, John Sleppy, Larry
Glines. Jerry Glines, Dick
Rensfield, Mike Kearns.
Frosh Coach Snuffy Smith a-
warded letters to Dick Eidman,
Larry Haynes, Nolan Hapton
stall, Phil Rodenmayer, Doug
Fitch. Bob Rosenbaum. Ron
Johnson, Bud Miller.
Art Kiser, George Long, Ken
Fletcher, Jerry Tepper, John
Herbison, Ron Mickle, Alan
McKinnis.
Ernest Winfree, Ron Card
Stan Jolls, Norman Dye and
manager Larry Schmaltz.
Football
Standings
VARSITY
Fortuna won 10-6
Roseburg lost 7-21
Phoenix won 13-7
Lake-view won 32-14
Yreka won 19-13
Grants Pass lost 14-38
Crater lost 13-26
Medford lpst 7-40
Klamath Falls lost 21-25
J. V.
Grants Pass lost 0-24
Yreka lost 0-6
Grants Pass lost 7-18
Crater lost 0-52
Medford lost 0-28
Klamath Falls lost 0-13
FROSH
Klamath Falls won 14-12
Crater lot 6-?l
Klamath Falls 1-st O-IJl
Medford lost 13-14
Grants Pass iost 0-34
Medford lost 0-28
Grants Pass loit 12 19
Give a pig and a boy every
thing they want: You'll get a
good pig and a bad boy.
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Harry Johnson and Phil Sword chosen as lhe .Most Inspira
tional Player and the Most Outstanding Player of the Year.
Sword. Johnson
Honored At
School Dance
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
Guests of honor at the all
school dance held Thursday,
Nov. 10, from 7:30-11, were
Phil Sword and Harry John
son. Voted on by their fellow
team members of the 1955 foot
ball squad, Phil was honored as
"Most Outstanding Player" of
the year, and Harry as "Most
Inspirational Player."
The dance was sponsored by
the Co-Ed Hi Y and refresh-1
ments were free.
The champion athlete in be'l
with a -void was told that he
had a temperature. "How high
is it. Doctor?" he wanted to
know.
, "A hundred and one."
"What's the world record?"
Frosh:
I wish I were a Sophomore.
A Freshman has no fun.
He has to take old algebra,
If only I were done.
Sophomore:
I wish I were a Junior;
A Sophomore's in between
It surely is the worst old
grade
That I have ever seen.
Junior:
I wish I were a Senior
A Junior gets no breaks,
He has to wait another year.
Before he graduates.
Senior:
I wish I were a Freshman;
Sometimes I think I do.
A Senior has to leave for
good i
Say, I want to be a Frosh,
I do!
-Lifted from the Chehalis
High School "Crimson and
Gray."
A. H. S. Talent
Uncovered
An assignment in Miss But
lers English class brought out
these Longfellows. We think
they're rather good. What do
you think?
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THE ROGUE
Long ago in ancient Oregon,
Before the days of strife and
care,
Lived a King, the King of
Kings,
Ashland High School's grizzly
bear.
His feet were big as wagon
wheels,
And railroad spikes, his claws,
His shoulders broad as pines
are tall,
A giant vice, his jaws.
His clawmarks formed a river,
Wide and swift and deep.
His body formed a valley.
Where he laid him down to
sleep.
His fame will live forever.
And the story will be told.
How he made the hills and riv
er,
Which are named for him, the
Rogue.
By Margaret Hull
What Is II!
What would you do if you
found a yeggman with a wim
ple on in your backyard?
Stu Baker Get Sword and
Locke to kill it.
Ron Fader I would beat it
to death.
Peg O'Keefe Put it in a
glass cage and keep it under
close observation.
Gene Parent Put it in a
box.
Mort Scripter Sic it on
Donna Williamson.
Bob Wright Send it back
to Yeggland.
Tom Delsman Give it back
to the Indians.
Bob Davis Feed it to Bebber.
Gayle Seymour I would
eat it.
Lance Locke Donate it to
Neal for analysis.
Randy Root The Yeggman
won't mess with me cause I'm
too tough.
Vivian Stevenson Just
stare.
Phil Sword Give it to Par
ent.
Answer: A shiftless bum with
a scarf on his head.
Exchange Column
Cut the space gas, you mar
tain mouse, and let's get burn
ing up the neutrons."
Here is a brief lexicon of
the space talk you might hear
if you travel through time and
space to the year 2355.
Space gas hot air
Martain mouse dumbell
Burn up the neutrons go at
top speed
Jethead a square
Damp your exhaust shut
your mouth
Don't fuse your rockets
clam down
Heavy Isotopes crazy
Drinking jet juice off the
beam
Blast off scream
Blow some meteor dust get
lost
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Speak of Saturn speak of
the devil
ay tne moons oi Jupiter gee
whiz
Neptunian gnat lazy lout
Craters of tuna for heaven's
sake
Space lub you big baboon
Cooking on all jets every
thing going fine
Lifted from the Octopus
Clinton High Schol, Mass.
Ke Kahuku Hi, Kahuku.
Hawaii, High School. .
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Customer: But if you arc
selling ) these watches below
cost,, wnere does your profit
come from?
New Clerk: From repairing
them.
Golfer: I would move sk
and earth to play this game
crooerlv.
Caddie: You have only sky to
move now, sir.
THE BALLAD OF ARCHIE
OYSTER
Born in an Oyster Bed, under
the sea.
Greenest water that you ever
did see.
Grabbed up a rock, just as
quick as could be,
And made him a pearl when he
was only three.
Met Arline Oyster, behind a
rock.
Underneath a fishing boat, be
side the dock.
When he first saw her, he just
couldn t talk.
All he did was, stand there and
gawk
When he was finally well
enough to sputter,
"I love you," was all he could
utter.
But just right then the boat
moved to the right.
And only then did he see his
plight.
Now Archie's gone, he's done
been had.
And about Arline, it's just to
sad.
Special League
Assemblies Held
BOYS LEAGUE
During the Boys League
meeting Thursday, Nov. 3, Mr.
Harry Kelly, Fisher Body Rep
resentative, spoke to the boys
about building model cars to
enter in the annual Fisher Body
Craftsman Guild contest.
The contest is nationwide
and boys from 12 to 19 may en
ter. Mr. Kelly illustrated on pa
per how to design a car. A
movie was shown on how to
put the drawings into clay mo
dels and then into the finished
product. Also seen in the movie
were the events in which the
winners participate while In
Detroit.
Boys who wished to Join the
Guild filled out membership
cards and received a free book
of instructions on model car
building.
GIRLS LEAGUE
Hair styles, how to care for
the hair, shampooing, and
many other hints for the girls
on hair problems, was the top
ic of the discussion led by Mrs.
iHe aorta ruptured, when they Irene Phillips, of the Charm
I had to Prt- (college, at the Girls League As
tro an you dopes mat s a
broken heart.)
Out of her shell grew a green
seaweed.
And intertwined with an ocean
reed.
That grew from poor old Ar
chie's hide.
Which all goes to show that
you never can telL
What you'll find growing from
moldy old Oyster shells.
By Robert Fulton
ASHLAND.
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sembly Thursday, Nov. 3.
Mrs. Phillips Is a graduate of
the School of Beauty Culture in
Medford. Her shop. The Charm
College, is located on Scenic
Drive.
Her discussion drew many
questions from the girls on
how to handle their hair prob
lems.
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"Critics: People who his and
tell."
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