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PAGE SIX ROGUE NEWS TUES.. NOV. 22. 19SS Football Squads Receive Letters Three Ashland High Football teams received their awards Nov. 18, at a special award as sembly. Those who received varsity letters from Coach Al Simpson were: Richard Green, Gene Parent, Gary Watts, Gene Al len, Don Gilliam, Morton Scrip ter. Randy Root, Dave Athanas, Lance Locke, Harry Johnson, Bill Bebber, Phil Sword, Bruce Everett, Jim Witt. Roy Gray, Alan Dunn, Bob Davis, Ken Dye, Tom Delsman, Maicolm Mi-gruder, Dale Ol son. Al South, Jack Tobiasson, and managers Ron Frank and Gerald Grosclaj- In the absence of Coach Bud Silver, Al Simpson gave J.V. letters to Don Simpson Jerry Stubblefield, Pete Cotton, Pat Simpson, Kip Lombard. Dick Barksdale, Bob Murray F'ank Couley, Larry Sweem, Wayne Collum, Hank Hamp ton," Harvey Sorenson, Jim Matteson, John Sleppy, Larry Glines. Jerry Glines, Dick Rensfield, Mike Kearns. Frosh Coach Snuffy Smith a- warded letters to Dick Eidman, Larry Haynes, Nolan Hapton stall, Phil Rodenmayer, Doug Fitch. Bob Rosenbaum. Ron Johnson, Bud Miller. Art Kiser, George Long, Ken Fletcher, Jerry Tepper, John Herbison, Ron Mickle, Alan McKinnis. Ernest Winfree, Ron Card Stan Jolls, Norman Dye and manager Larry Schmaltz. Football Standings VARSITY Fortuna won 10-6 Roseburg lost 7-21 Phoenix won 13-7 Lake-view won 32-14 Yreka won 19-13 Grants Pass lost 14-38 Crater lost 13-26 Medford lpst 7-40 Klamath Falls lost 21-25 J. V. Grants Pass lost 0-24 Yreka lost 0-6 Grants Pass lost 7-18 Crater lost 0-52 Medford lost 0-28 Klamath Falls lost 0-13 FROSH Klamath Falls won 14-12 Crater lot 6-?l Klamath Falls 1-st O-IJl Medford lost 13-14 Grants Pass iost 0-34 Medford lost 0-28 Grants Pass loit 12 19 Give a pig and a boy every thing they want: You'll get a good pig and a bad boy. K v. . . - ' . : -.i I urn iinmi iii iw if mi n lining - t ' s . ."6 Harry Johnson and Phil Sword chosen as lhe .Most Inspira tional Player and the Most Outstanding Player of the Year. Sword. Johnson Honored At School Dance BELIEVE IT OR NOT Guests of honor at the all school dance held Thursday, Nov. 10, from 7:30-11, were Phil Sword and Harry John son. Voted on by their fellow team members of the 1955 foot ball squad, Phil was honored as "Most Outstanding Player" of the year, and Harry as "Most Inspirational Player." The dance was sponsored by the Co-Ed Hi Y and refresh-1 ments were free. The champion athlete in be'l with a -void was told that he had a temperature. "How high is it. Doctor?" he wanted to know. , "A hundred and one." "What's the world record?" Frosh: I wish I were a Sophomore. A Freshman has no fun. He has to take old algebra, If only I were done. Sophomore: I wish I were a Junior; A Sophomore's in between It surely is the worst old grade That I have ever seen. Junior: I wish I were a Senior A Junior gets no breaks, He has to wait another year. Before he graduates. Senior: I wish I were a Freshman; Sometimes I think I do. A Senior has to leave for good i Say, I want to be a Frosh, I do! -Lifted from the Chehalis High School "Crimson and Gray." A. H. S. Talent Uncovered An assignment in Miss But lers English class brought out these Longfellows. We think they're rather good. What do you think? u THE ROGUE Long ago in ancient Oregon, Before the days of strife and care, Lived a King, the King of Kings, Ashland High School's grizzly bear. His feet were big as wagon wheels, And railroad spikes, his claws, His shoulders broad as pines are tall, A giant vice, his jaws. His clawmarks formed a river, Wide and swift and deep. His body formed a valley. Where he laid him down to sleep. His fame will live forever. And the story will be told. How he made the hills and riv er, Which are named for him, the Rogue. By Margaret Hull What Is II! What would you do if you found a yeggman with a wim ple on in your backyard? Stu Baker Get Sword and Locke to kill it. Ron Fader I would beat it to death. Peg O'Keefe Put it in a glass cage and keep it under close observation. Gene Parent Put it in a box. Mort Scripter Sic it on Donna Williamson. Bob Wright Send it back to Yeggland. Tom Delsman Give it back to the Indians. Bob Davis Feed it to Bebber. Gayle Seymour I would eat it. Lance Locke Donate it to Neal for analysis. Randy Root The Yeggman won't mess with me cause I'm too tough. Vivian Stevenson Just stare. Phil Sword Give it to Par ent. Answer: A shiftless bum with a scarf on his head. Exchange Column Cut the space gas, you mar tain mouse, and let's get burn ing up the neutrons." Here is a brief lexicon of the space talk you might hear if you travel through time and space to the year 2355. Space gas hot air Martain mouse dumbell Burn up the neutrons go at top speed Jethead a square Damp your exhaust shut your mouth Don't fuse your rockets clam down Heavy Isotopes crazy Drinking jet juice off the beam Blast off scream Blow some meteor dust get lost OMAR'S RESTAURANT Phone 8221 On 99 at 66 FOR YOUR HEALTH Drink Wild Plum Rich, Natural 100 Raw JERSEY MILK Phone 4731 R. L. WYANT AND SONS BACKING ASHLAND HIGH B.P.O.E. Speak of Saturn speak of the devil ay tne moons oi Jupiter gee whiz Neptunian gnat lazy lout Craters of tuna for heaven's sake Space lub you big baboon Cooking on all jets every thing going fine Lifted from the Octopus Clinton High Schol, Mass. Ke Kahuku Hi, Kahuku. Hawaii, High School. . v a Customer: But if you arc selling ) these watches below cost,, wnere does your profit come from? New Clerk: From repairing them. Golfer: I would move sk and earth to play this game crooerlv. Caddie: You have only sky to move now, sir. THE BALLAD OF ARCHIE OYSTER Born in an Oyster Bed, under the sea. Greenest water that you ever did see. Grabbed up a rock, just as quick as could be, And made him a pearl when he was only three. Met Arline Oyster, behind a rock. Underneath a fishing boat, be side the dock. When he first saw her, he just couldn t talk. All he did was, stand there and gawk When he was finally well enough to sputter, "I love you," was all he could utter. But just right then the boat moved to the right. And only then did he see his plight. Now Archie's gone, he's done been had. And about Arline, it's just to sad. Special League Assemblies Held BOYS LEAGUE During the Boys League meeting Thursday, Nov. 3, Mr. Harry Kelly, Fisher Body Rep resentative, spoke to the boys about building model cars to enter in the annual Fisher Body Craftsman Guild contest. The contest is nationwide and boys from 12 to 19 may en ter. Mr. Kelly illustrated on pa per how to design a car. A movie was shown on how to put the drawings into clay mo dels and then into the finished product. Also seen in the movie were the events in which the winners participate while In Detroit. Boys who wished to Join the Guild filled out membership cards and received a free book of instructions on model car building. GIRLS LEAGUE Hair styles, how to care for the hair, shampooing, and many other hints for the girls on hair problems, was the top ic of the discussion led by Mrs. iHe aorta ruptured, when they Irene Phillips, of the Charm I had to Prt- (college, at the Girls League As tro an you dopes mat s a broken heart.) Out of her shell grew a green seaweed. And intertwined with an ocean reed. That grew from poor old Ar chie's hide. Which all goes to show that you never can telL What you'll find growing from moldy old Oyster shells. By Robert Fulton ASHLAND. OREGON COLLEGE CLEANERS , YOUR FAVORITE CLEANERS FREE MONITE MOTHPROOFING sembly Thursday, Nov. 3. Mrs. Phillips Is a graduate of the School of Beauty Culture in Medford. Her shop. The Charm College, is located on Scenic Drive. Her discussion drew many questions from the girls on how to handle their hair prob lems. e "Critics: People who his and tell." Garrell and Kimball's UNION SERVICE 99 and 66 Hunter Wheel Balancing Headlight Adjustment Tire, Tubes, Accessories, nd Lubrication BEAGLE LUMBER CO. North Mountain BOULEVARD MARKET Mollie and Jack Young 842 Siskiyou Blvd. ASHLAND FLOWER SHOP IN THE LITHIA HOTEL
