TUES.. NOV. 22. 1955
ROGUE NEWS
PAGE THREE
Turner's Talk
By Barbara Turner
Well, all you gorgeous little
fiends, I'm back again. It
seems that Halloween night the
town was really jumping.
You can imagine the shocked
look on peoples faces when
some senior girls rang their
doorbells and said "trick or
treat."
Some of the junior boys
came to the rescue of Nancy
and her followers when she got
her car stuck up on a hill. The
girls were on a very important
mission.
I hear someone in the vicin
ity of the park turned a blush
ing pink. I wonder who it was?
The Speech class has been
telling jokes lately. I guess
Mickey is pretty good at it.
The man who was sitting on
the sign at Selby's will have an
awful long time to wait before
he sees the new Chevrolets. It
seems he lost his head Hallo
ween and got carried away.
From what I hear, Randy
will adopt the theme song "I
Must Go Where The Wild
Goose Goes." Were they real
ly big ones Randy???
Bye fiends, I'll see you next
issue. (I hope).
Daifynishions
Intellectual: A man who
hears the name Monroe and
thinks of the late President.
Education: What parents get
when they sit in the living
room with a group of teen-agers.
Encore: A greedy theatre
goer's desire to get more for
his money.
Diplomat: A person who
thinks twice before saying
nothing.
PARK VIEW
DEPARTMENT STORE
THE STORE WITH
BRAND NAME
MERCHANDISE
B & G CAFE
U N. First
Phone 9-9356
PLAZA GROCERY
On the Plaza
INGLE DRUG
SWEDENBURG
BUILDING
SCHOOL SUPPLIES
FOUNTAIN
COSMETICS
PROVOST'S FURNITURE
357 East Main
( ' V. iw."" X '' If;:- .
Connie
CONNIE KIMSEY
The stork dropped a bright-
eyed addition to the Kimsey
family on Aug. 19, 1938, in
Vancouver, Washington.
You can't help feeling sorry
for her ideal boy, which she
describes as tall, dark and
handsome, when he takes her
out to eat, because her favorite
food is roast duck.
Connie's favorite color is
green and her pet peeve is hard
work. As her favorite actor and
actress she thinks Monty Clift
and Ava Gardner are only sli
ghtly super.
The song she favors at the
present time is "I'm Gonna Sit
Right Down and Cry."
After graduating, Connie
plans to go to college.
Poet's
Five hundred years ago today
A wilderness was here;
A mart with powder in his gun
Went forth to hunt a deer.
But now that things have
changed somewhat
Along a different plan,
A dear with powder on her
nose
Goes forth to hunt a man!
(Source: The Hi-Pocket, Dur
ham High School, Durham,
North Carolina.)
He calls me every night
And dates me every week.
He lets me wear his pin,
STULT'S MOBILGAS
1307 Siskiyou Blvd.
GEORGE AND EVA'S
CONFECTIONERY
607 Siskiyou Blvd.
CLOVERLEAF DAIRY
Producers and Distributors
OF GRADE "A" MILK
Locally Owned
Locally Produced
Locally Distributed
DIAL 2 7711
Rogue's Gallery
Kimtey, Doreen Phillips and Randy Root
DOREEN PHILLIPS
This cute blond was born on
March 3, 1938, in Hot Springs,
New Mexico.
Her ideal boy is kind, ambi
tious, good looking and has
dark hair. Doreen's favorite
food is enchilados and tacos.
Red is her favorite color.
She assures us that her pet
peeve is hunting for things she
has misplaced which she does
quite often. Conceited boys is
another pet peeve of Doreen's.
She thinks William Holden
and Grace Kelly are just the
most. Her favorite record is
"Only You" by the Platters.
After graduating Doreen
plans to attend college and then
get married to some real nice
somebody.
Corner
He dances cheek to cheek,
But are we going steady?
I only have these clues
I can't believe it till
ITS IN THE HIGH SCHOOL
NEWS!
(Taken from The Poly Opti
mist, Polytechnic High School,
Los Angeles, California.)
Ski Club Formed
More than thirty students at
tended the first meeting of the
newly formed Ski club on
Tuesday noon, Nov. 1. The stu
dents interested brought their
lunches and discussed dues,
election of officers, a trip to
Crater Lake in December, and
a week-end trip to Mount Hood
in March.
On Wednesday, Nov. 2, the
club assembled to vote for of
ficers. The outcome of the elec
tion Is as follows: President,
Nancee Bissell; Vice President,
Vivian Stevenson; Treasurer,
Jane Yaple; Secretary, Darlene
Miller; Transportation Manag
er, Lynn Susee;' Equipment
Manager, Marjorie Osgood; and
Assistant Equipment Manager,
Dick Bjork.
Question: What book in the
house has the most stirring
chapters?
Answer: The Cook Book.
DAMON'S GROCERY
47 North Main
On the Plaza
RANDY ROOT
Born on a mountain top in
Roseville, California, May 25,
1937, was Randy Vern Root.
This tall, good looking, sen
ior may be seen walking his
ideal girl a five foot five
blue eyed brunette down the
hall to her next class.
Randy likes the colors black
and blue, fried prawns, and his
favorite song is "Annie Had a
Baby."
His pet peeve is generally his
Chevvie which won't run
and his favorite movie stars are
Roy Rogers and Sophie Tuck
er. After graduating, he plans to
join the Navy; then Randy
wants to be a state cop, so
watch your driving in future
years.
Grizzly Giggles
I wish I were a Kangaroo.
Despite his funny stances.
I'd have a place to put the junk;
My girl-friend brings to danc-
Banker's Son: Mv Daddv
makes more money than yours
does. He gets $1,500 a day.
Lawyer s Son: Well, mv Dad
dy made $5,000 on just one
case.
Preacher's Son: Well. mv
Daddy preaches for 20 minutes.
ana it taKes lour men to carry
the money up to him.
Ha! My daughter could
marry anyone she pleased.
That so? Then how is it she's
still unwed?
Well, ah . . . ah, she never
pleased any man.
WHITE HOUSE
GROCERY
372 East Main
Phone 7021
WOLF BROS. CHEVRON
STATIONS
105 North Main
1217 Siskiyou Blvd.
ASHLAND DRUG
Gold Arrow Stamps
257 East Main
AS A SENIOR
Well, here I am, a senior in
high school.
Preparing to enter that world
so cruel.
With eleven years behind mc
And seven months to go
I'm enjoying the luxury
Of the best year I know.
Studies 'n homework, some
thing to borrow.
Less than seven months, a
brand new tomorrow.
Plays 'n committees, 'n teach
ers to assist.
All this will soon be a part of
the mist.
Up in the mornin'
Hurry to get dressed!
On for some learnin'
It's all for the best.
Worries trivial 'n problems
minor.
What sort of life could be much
finer?
But that's my world as it is to
day.
Who knows what problems to
morrow will survey.
A career or a wife, which will
it be?
A little of both sounds good to
me.
First a career, and a life care
free.
Then as a wife my wears will
be.
But before it all, a school edu
cation.
That is my solemn proclama
tion.
I love it dearly, that Golden
Rule
That has reigned for years in
the past.
But soon t'will be over, my
years of school
For here I am . . . a senior at
last . . .
By Dolly Jack
HIT SONGS
A1ID STUDENTS
Seventeen senior girls
Rock Around The Clock jun
ior class
Yellow Rose of Texas Peggy
O'Keefe
Black Denim Trousers Har
old Edick
Too Pooped to Pop sopho
more class
Learning The Blues fresh
man class
Wake The Town And Tell The
People yell leaders
Just Call Me Lonesome Ros
allie Roseberry
Pepper Hot Baby Gayle Sey
mour If I Had Three Wishes Glcn-
nora Martin
Satisfied Mind Pat Haynes
Hawk Eye Bill Bebber
11 Never Stop Loving You
Pat and Richard
Song of the Dreamer senior
class
Davy Crockett Gene P?rent
Thirteen Women Jerry Mill
er
Hummingbird Donnell Hay
nes
Crazy Little Momma Linda
Madison
Live Fast, Love Hard, Die
Young Barbara and Ray
Moments To Rememeber
Tammy and Mickey
The Ballad of Davy Crew-Cut
-Phil Sword
Dragin' Main Street Jerry
Early
Your Love Is As Wild As The
West Wind Mark Fitch
e
Golf teacher: Tee the ball.
Beginner: Sure I see it, but
why the baby talk?
XET'S GET ASSOCIATED
KARL B. OESER
35ft East Main