FRI. JAN. 28. 19SS
ROGUE NEWS
PAGE THREE
Ashland Students
ROGUE'S GALLERY
Sander's Slander
by Sandy Sander
Named as Stars
The Wild One Alvin Lor-
enz.
A new semester has begun
and new things are happening.
Like Cathy Clark being tied to
the flag p ole which I suppose
might be more fun than climb
ing it. Greg Fury and Al Lorenz
were late for third period one
day. The reason given they
couldn't get out of Alvin's car,
which just goes to show what
an asset door handles can be.
Mr. Lewis appeared after
vacation in some real passion
ate clothes he had received
for Christmas. There was
shirt which was pink, and
matching bow tie and socks
of pink and black. They were
modeled gracefully in gener-
al assembly with a blue slut.
If any of you missed the sen
sation ask Tom Swift to show
you his clever sketch.
There's a man in Donna Dun
keson's life. All anyone can
find out is that his name is Wil
lard. Tell us more Donna.
One of our younger teachers
used a copy of Mrs. Taylor's
es.
poems (The Cremation of Sam j
mcueei. nie iresmnari ciass
was very impressed particular
ly by the illustration. I hear
the girl in the picture was a
blonde.
We are starting a fund for
suspenders for Ben Watrus.
Maybe this will help him
keep his pants up. No offense
Benny really. Jerry Roden
meyer was Just playing a lit
tle trick.
Lots of girls get teased about
knowing nothing of cars but
what a change when two boys
(namely) Bob Williams and Bill
Workman have to go through so
much straining and struggling
just to find that a little jeep is
only out of gas.
There was once a drag race
between two 55 cars. Don't be
surprised if you see Larry
Kerr and Jim Busch blushing.
Park your horses in the
back,
Go to the fountain for a
snack.
Cokes - Doughnuts - Coffee
CORNER GROCERY
5th and A Street
Open till 8 p.m.
Homes "V
Service
"66 and 99"
TIRES. TUBES AND
ACCESSORIES
Porter Mufflers
Minute Man
Service
Phone 9-9156
Barbara Stoddard
IDEAL MARKET
Groceries Meats
1253 Siskiyou Blvd.
Phone 5906
Riot in Cell Black 11 Mr.
Smith's classes.
High and the Mighty Bill
Workman.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Jim Hall.
Hoy to Marry a Millionaire
Doreen Phillips.
Place in the Sun Jerry Ro-
denmayer.
Athena Lillian Stults.
Battleground Competition
yells in Gym.
Battle Cry Donna Dunke-
son.
Prince of Peace Richard
Trites.
Neptunes Daughter Linda
Madison.
Little Boy Lost Dan Hak
Song in My Heart Evelyn
Deets.
King Richard and the Cru
saders Mr. Parks and teach
ers. Ace in the Hole Grizzly
Basketball team.
High Noon Sweet Shop.
Roman Holiday School va
cation.
Sabrina Janice Bartrum.
The Men Football Team.
Dragnet City Cops.
Car of the Month
By Jim Hall
Almost everyone enjoys see
ing an early model car in good
shape, and the owner of this
months car is Dick Trites, who
owns a very clean, very sharp
1936 three window coupe.
Dick recently purchased this
little jewel from Jim Busch
Ford Sales. After receiving his
receipt, he immediately rushei
the Ford to his back yard,
where a set of lowering shack
les were installed.
Car in 'Mint' Shape
Other than the push button
starter assemble, push pull
light system and a few wrinkles
in the fenders, the little Ford is
'mint' condition.
The inside upholstery is in
immaculate shape, with no
tears or rips anywhere. Anoth
er point which shows this car's
condition is the speedometer
which shows only 70,000 miles
of actual miles of travel. This
indicates only slightly over 3,
500 miles per year.
Has Original Color
Dick's car is painted blue
which is also the original color.
The bid light wire system was
fouled up, so he has his starter
button and headlight switch on
tne dashboard.
Later, Dick intends to have
some mild changes in the style
and operation.
If we were to evaluate this
litle bomb, we could only say,
"It's the most."
MISTLETOE WHOLESALE
CO., INC.
Wholesale Lumber
Phone 2-4111
Ashland, Oregon
Wolf Bros. Chevron Station
105 N. Main Ph. 2-1401
1217 S. Siskiyou 0-6131
WHITE HOUSE GROCERY
372 East Main St.
Phone 7021
Y I
LOIS MAY
A blessed event occurred
January 12, 1937, in Ellens-
burg, Washington, at the May
house, for that was when Lois
May made her first appearance
in the world.
This senior girl has blond
hair and hazel eyes, is secretary
of National honor society and
belongs to several other clubs.
Lois moved here in her jun
ior year. Before coming to Ash
land she attended school in
Sandpoint, Idaho, and Big San
dy, Montana.
Some of her likes are dill
pickles and the color blue. Her
favorite subject is chorus, and
her favorite pastime is prepar
ing things for her primary
Sunday school class. Her pet
peeve is people who keep
changing their minds. She likes
basketball and badminton.
When she gets out of school,
Lois plans to attend S.O.C. and
become an elementary teacher,
preferably third grade.
The Lighter Side
Mr. Lewis: Why are you late
this morning?
Heather MacDougall: Class
started before I got here.
Al Lorenz: I flunked that
quiz flat.
Bill Workman: What was the
matter, didn't you know the an
swers? Al: Yes, but I had vaseline on
my hair and they slipped my
mind.
Nancy Norbury: How are you
this morning?
Marty Clary: All right.
Nancy: Well then, why don't
you notify your face?
Tom Eidswick: Gonna be
tough sledding today.
Jack Bear: Why?
Tom: No snow.
Ted Silver: Know what time
it is?
Tom Carter: Yeah.
Ted: Thanks.
Jack Eberhart: How big is a
Paramecium?
Jerry Price: Twice as big as
one mecium.
Sign on door of Atomic Re
search Division: Gone fission.
DAMON'S GROCERY
On the Plaza
"Better Groceries for
Better Living"
ASHLAND REC. CENTER
Bowling - Billiards
Everyone Welcome
Fountain Service
Phone 2-2731
ROLLING PIN DO-NUT
SHOP
Fresh, Homemade Do-Nuts
and Candy
50 East Main Phone 2-2771
RICHARD LAMB
Just mention dancing and go
ing to the show to Richard
Lamb and you re sure to get
comments; for these are his fav
orite pastimes.
Richard was born in Eupora,
Mississippi in 1938.
Very active in the school ac
tivities, Richard is the editor of
the annual this year. He also
belongs to the band, debate
team and. honor society.
His appetite favors lemon pie
and steak, but his favorite say
ing happens to be "Oh pork!"
As for the entertainment
world, Richard likes the song,
"Muskrat Ramble," and his fav
orite singers are Ethel Merman
and Peggy Lee. He likes Les
Paul also. Being a movie go'er
he has picked Mitzi Gaynor and
Marlon Brando as his favorite
actress and actor .
Richard says his special girl
must be a good dancer, have
blond hair and blue eyes, wear
high heels all the time, and
have a southern accent.
After graduation he plans to
attend Stanford University.
Mystery Girl
This months mystery girl is
a freshman. She stands 5' 41,V,
has shoulder length brown hair
and hazel gTeen eyes.
She lists her favorite food as
chili beans; favorite pastimes
are dancing and playing tennis.
Her special pals are Ruth
Bean and Susan Weller.
The identity of this girl can
be found in the ads of this is
sue.
SCHELL'S RADIO AND TV
151 N. Pioneer
for
Emerson Television
Sales and Service
"I need your head to run
My Business"
KLIP 'N' KURL
Phone 0-4231
WILEY & REINHOLDT
396 East Main St.
Ashland, Oregon
Phone 2-4911
FOR YOUR HEALTH!
Drink WUd Plum. Rich.
Natural. 100 Raw
JERSEY MILK
Phone 4731 .
R. L. WYANT & SONS
LORRAINE NEUMANN
Mt. Vernon, Washington, was
the setting of the "event" whicn
the stork delivered on Febru
ary 14, 1937, for Mr. and Mrs.
Neumann. They were blessed
with a daughter, whom they
named Lorraine.
Lorraine came to Ashland
high at the first of this year.
She is 5" 4" tall and has brown
eyes. This gal may be seen a lot
with Pat Keene, Donna Howell,
Toby Fox and Sandy Anthous.
Her favorite color is dark
green and she likes Chinese
foods.
Debbie Reynolds 1 s Lor
raine's favorite actress. When
asked who her favorite actor
was she stated, "anyone woulJ
do."
She's undecided as yet about
what she plans to do after
graduating from school.
TRITES COFFEE CO.
TRI-RICH COFFEE
490 "A" Street
PERRINE'S
Better Clothes for Less
Money
On the Plaza
HAMBY'S
DRIVE - IN MARKET
PHONE 5161
180 C STREET
GROCERIES
FRESH VEGETABLES
MEATS
Go Grizzlies for '55
Go FORD for '55
JIM BUSCH FORD
SALES
Serving Ashland High
School Students for 19 Years
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