WED.. DEC. 22. 1954
ROGUE MEWS
PAGE FIVE
Sander's Slander
by Sandy Sander
Oh, goody Christmas vaca
tion is almost here. I can hard
ly wait till those joyous dismis
sal bells ring out the news. I
can't leave, however without
passing on the following jollies.
Donna Howell and Toby Fox
are getting a nice send off by
becoming the third and fourth
of the trashy ones. They both
look quite becoming in waste
cans. (But they look good in
anything, eh. Gene Long.
Noel Turner must either
grow up or take more of an
interest in speech. Really
Noel, playing paper dollsl
If you'll pardon the pun I'd
like to mention Smitty's shady
experience in the study hall.
Nasty, naughty, mustn't touch!
School property you know.
(Speaking of Smitty, why do
they call him Santa?)
Mr. Green seems to be ex
panding his front lawn busi
ness. Antique beds, no less.
This brings us to the mis
hap of K. O. (Knocked-out)
Keene. Poor Pat. really goes
all out in bookkeeping.
Now for the announcement
of another of Heather MacDou
gall's cool moves. While she
was having her own car repair
ed (it needed it), Walt DeBoer
loaned her a '48 DeSoto to
drive. One day, as she started to
drive away, she found' that the
car wouldn't. She became fran
tic, called Walt. He came down,
examined the auto, left, and
came back with a can of gas.
That's all it needs, Teddie, just
a little gas.
Gee Gee Hodgins was sur
prised a couple of Saturday
nights ago. She had set out
in dirty clothes for Barbara
Johnsons, where she was
planning to help with some
dirty work for Miss Betty
Lasher. Mrs. Keenan called
the two up to Jeannie's where
much to unsuspecting Gee's
amazement was presented a
very lovely birthday pa-ty.
- All had a joyous lime ww-
ing T.V. and playing pool 1
until the electricity went out.
Then smoke filled the room
(from candles, of course) and
everyone was stumbling over
bottles (Coke bottles, of cou
rse.) Ann Winters made an inter
esting yell leader's leap at the
Frosh basketball game. Don't
blame Ann, though, she might
just have been following the
example of someone else. We
must learn, however, that the
idea is to land on one's feet.
I'm in an awful hurry to get
home. You cats have a real cra
zy Christmas now! Bye.
Quotable Quoles
Almost everyone has a favor
ite expression. Once in a while
someone comes out with some
original quip.
Here are a few wise remarks
that might be heard in the halls
or classes:
Mr. Lewis: See what I
mean?
Mrs. Taylor: That's the first
mistake I ever made.
Noel Turner: I know all
there is to know about angels.
Heather MacDougall: If there
is food I'll go.
Shirley Rolie: Shish.
Bill Workman: Either shut
up or you'll be wearing your
teeth for a necklace.
Bob Williams: I'm going to
give you the blast.
Richard Schulz: What about
that!
Richard Barksdale: Wnen
asked what are the two main
problems of High Schol: Boys
and Girls.
Betty Paschke: Irritation.
Larry Kerr: Well, Kiddies
when I've made my second mil
lion I'll invite you all over and
give you World War II tax tok
ens.
Sandy Sanders: Did I ever
tell you about the time ?
ROGUE'S GALLERY
Song Mix-Up
Hey Therel shouted Joey. I
Believe I'll give up being a
Happy Wanderer and settle
down in This Old House. Wed
ding Bells are Breaking Up
That Old Gang of Mine so If I
Give My Heart to You. will you
marry me in the Chapel In the
Moonlight?
Rose Marie sighed, Oh. if on
ly you would Cross Over the
Bridge Down by the Riverside
and put Three Coins in the
Fountain, then the Little Shoe-
maker will Someday sail down
the River. of No Return to see
The Kid's Last Fight. The Man
With the Banjo said he is Want
ed for Doin' the Mambo with
The Vamp and Skinnie Minnie,
If you do this, I will be free, so
Goodnight Sweetheart. Good
night.
Soon it was Summertime and
the pair were having Tea For
Two in Hernando's Hideaway.
The Bluebells of Broadway
rang softly in the distance as he
told her he was taking the
Night Train To Memphis.
Seven Lonely Days later, Ma
rie received a letter. It read.
Because of You we will see tha
Carnival of Venice on The
Loveliest Night of the Year.
Always yours,
Joey
P.S. I Love Youl
(Taken from Baker Hi-Log
Baker, Oregon)
CHARLES DAILEY
On September 2, 1937,
Shastina, California, Mr. and
Mrs. C. E. Dailey received
small bundle of joy. This bun
dle of joy grew up to be a well-
known 5' 2 Mi" brown haired
senior.
You will probably hear Char
les, who is a manager for the
varsity football team for the
second year, saying "O phooey"
quite often. Among his favor
ites are swimming, driving
around in cars, the color green
and steaks. Debra Paget was
the quick answer when asked
his favorite actress and he also
likes Dennis Day. He likes to
hear 'This Old House' and 'You,
You, You' and lists Frankie
Laine as his favorite singer.
The class that Charles likes
best is auto mechancis, but he
doesn't have any teacher pre
ference (he must love them
all). His pet peeve is when
somebody calls him "shorty."
His ideal girl must be about
5 feet, brunette, blue eyes and
have a nice personality.
Charles plans to work dur
ing the summer after gradua
tion and maybe go to SOC for
a year. He then plans to go into
the service.
MARLENE ELLIOT
A hlessed event brought Mar
lene Elliot. She was born July
17, 1937, in Hollywood, Cali
fornia. She has blond hair and
blue eyes and is 5' 7" tall and
a member of the senior class.
Marlene's favorite foods are
lemon pie and steak. Her favor
ite saying is "Oh crumb." When
she goes to the movies, she likes
to see Audrey Hepburn and
Fernando Lamas. When she lis
tens to records she likes to
hear "Hernanado's Hidaway,"
while Eddie Fisher is her fav
orite recording artist.
To describe her ideal boy.
Marlene says, "he has black
curly hair, blue eyes, is 6' 2"
tall and 22 years old. He also
has a '49 blue Chevy convert
ible.
Mr. Windt and Mrs. Martin
son rate high on Marlene's list
for teachers, and chorus is her
favorite class.
Marlene's plans for the fu
ture are undecided at the mo
ment, but she is planning to
move to Idaho.
The wingspread of the adult
eagle is seven or eight feet.
WAYNE HINKSON
This 5 foot 9, senior was
born December 26, 1936, in Los
Angeles, California. Wayne
weighs 141, has dark hair and
green eyes. Tumbling and foot
ball top his list as favorite ac
tivities. Sleeping and eating T-bone
steaks suit Wayne to a T. Rock
Hudson is his favorite actor
while teachers (?) are his pet
peeve. You'll often hear Wayne
saying 'jumping cat fish.' The
color red tops his list of col
ors. When asked what his fav
orite song was, Wayne answer
ed 'Romantic songs.'
Five foof two, blue eyes and
natural hair (no bleaches or
dyes) are what Wayne wants in
his ideal girl. Besides being a
good dancer, nice looking and
have a swell personality, this
ideal girl must like him.
After graduating he is plan
ning to join the navy.
OMAR'S RESTAURANT
Phone 8221
On 99 at 66
Ashland, Oregon
PERRINE'S
Better Clothes for Less
Money .
On the Plaza
Wolf Bros. Chevron Station
105 N. Main Ph. 2-1401
1217 S. Siskiyou 9-6131
MISTLETOE WHOLESALE
CO., INC.
Wholesale Lumber
Phone 2-4111
Ashland, Oregon
Junior Class Alphabet
Linda Madison Attractive .. Duane Cullop
Dorothy Church Bashful Ray Bohn
Doreen Phillips Cute Jim Herbison
Lil Stults Dancer Mike Moores
Sharon Brownson Enthusiastic Stuart Baker
LeAnne Williams Friendly Randy Root
Paula Phillips Goofy Clayton Miller
Barbara Turner Happy Harry Jhonson
Marjorie Osgood Interesting - John Hauck
Elaine De Young Joker Bruce Everett
Barbara Baker ... Kind Jim McCulloch -
Marty Clary Likeable .....: Bob Wright
Pat Haynes Mysterious Dick Burns
Gail Seymour Nice - Mickey Morgan
Carolyn Crowley Original . Liberace.
Mary Hamilton Pleasant Gene Allen
Rosallie Roseberry Quiet Clifford Fowler
Connie Kimsey Radiant Jim Gandee
Sue Eudey Sweet .. Jack Reynolds
Tammy Parks Talkative Marvin Hamilton
Billie Jean Beagle Unique . Jack Babbit
Dolly Jack Versatile Morton Scripter
June Hopkins Wise Bruce Graham
Joyce Hild X-tra Special ... , Gene Parent
Frances Campbell Youngest .. . Don McMurchie
Mary Ann Anderson Zestful Bob Alley
McNAIR'S
School Supplies, Toiletries
Gifts and Sundries
On the Plaza
GEORGE AND EVAS
CONFECTIONERY
607 Siskiyou Blvd.
Phone 4581
ASHLAND DRUG
Have a free coke while
waiting for prescriptions
We give Gold Arrow
Stamps
PEOPLE'S MARKET
304 North Main
Groceries and School
' Needs
COLLEGE
CLEANERS
Your Favorite Cleaners
Free Monite
Mothproofing
A & W DRIVE-IN
Across from the College
ROOT BEER . FLOATS
HOT DOGS - CONEYS
The Largest 10c Root Beer
in Town
MARSHALL-WELLS
STORE
On the Plaza
Hardware Housewares
Sporting Goods
Homes "V"
Service
"66 and 99"
TIRES. TUBES AND
ACCESSORIES
Porter Mufflers
Minute Man
Service
Phone 9-9156