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I, Ted Tenney, being of sound
mind and physically handi
capped will my no good, worn
out, upcensored, rotten, dirty,
out dated, torn, unpaid for joke
book to Jerry Malcohm Michel,
with just a few words of adice
use it wisely.
I, Barbara Harris, will my
ability to work at the Sweet
Shoppe 55 minutes every noon
and get out of school for an
hour and a half to any lucky
Junior who can run 50 m.p.h.
I, Wilma Calhoun, will all
my nick names and razzing to
Barbara Allen.
I, Bob Lytle, will my out
standing friendship with Broth
er Crisp to anyone who wants
it
I, David Bowdoin, being of
sound mind and sound body do
hereby will and bequeath to
Roy Baily, the singular ability
to get by in Sccial Econ, trust
ing that he will improve on
it.
I, Harroll Castle, will mv '36
Chev. to Jim Sutherland, for
when he gets his drivers li
cense back.
We, Charles Gourley and
Andy DeKorte, will and be
queath our ability to get a good
sharp blast from our basses to
up and coming Vandenburg.
I, Wanda Oden, bequeath,
will, leave, give, hand down
and transmit all the fun and
good times I've had in Ashland
High to all the future seniors,
although I wish I could take
them with me.
We, Jean Sessions and Tad
Evatt, being of sound mind (?)
will to Kay Hess our sensible
ways and superior intelligence.
I, Dave Hoots, will to Ash
land Senior High School, Bill
Bates, because you need him
more than we do.
I, Bill Bates, being of sound
mind (?) do hereby bequeath
my extra hair to Herb Lewis
who will need it for the in
coming seniors.
I, EIRoy Clark, will my well
known widely used ability to
get along with Mrs. Sheridan
in Bookkeeping to some other
poor innocent soul who takes
Bookkeeping next year and
who might need this ability.
I, Dixie Kendall, will all the
good times I hae had this my
senior year to next year's sen-
iors.
I, Cynthia Pickell, will my !
non - peroxide hair to Cathy
Clark.
I, Esther Powell, will to
Kathleen Dodderidge, the stam
ina to finish high school, and
the nerve to go on to college.
I, Morris Stringer, being of
tired body and mind, will my
ability to get up in the morning
at fifteen after eight and be at
school barely on time to
"Speedy" Rodemayer.
I, Glenda Young, do hereby
will my southern accent to Kar
leen Carlisle.
I, Edna Smith, do hereby will
my treasury Job to Elaine Fa
well, as she got it anyway.
I, Barbara Simmonds, will
the ability to have fun in school
next year to Kay Hess.
I, Judy Twedell, will my
good nature and loving ways to
Sharon Bourne in hope she has
fun with it.
I, Evelyn Cook, will my seat
and Occupational Report
American Problems to Carol
Rollins, hoping she won't be
able to fill it up as well as I
did
I, Mary Jean Davis, will by
ability (?) to take eenior remi
dial math to any Jr. girl who's
interested in bonehead math
and Mr. Corthell.
I, Maxine Stringer, will my
used shorthand pads to Shirley
Rolie hoping she can decipher
them better than me.
L Kenna Gandee, will all the
mice in my locker to David
Lasih Moll amid! Testemea
Hoots' cat Stubby.
I, Kathy York, being sane (?)
at the moment do fully and
completely will my cats to the
Student Body so there will be
no need to worry about the
mice.
I, Sue Thorpe, will my abil
ity to leave everything until the
last minute and still get the
pages in on time, to Richard
Lamb, hoping that he won't get
as many worried looks
got
I, Bill Hayes, will my place
as foreman in auto shop to Ray
Powell.
I, Viola Hartwell, will all
the good times I had in G.A.A.
to the next year's G.A.A. mem
bers. I, Blackie Mitchell, of sound
mind and weak body do hereby
will my American Problems
book to Jerry Mickle, May God
be with you, for you're going
to need him.
I, Lester Lowman, leave my
ability to make my GMC run
when my dad takes parts off
so it will not run for Bill Work
man.
I, Ronnie Nosier, being of
weak mind and weaker body,
do solemnly swear and be
queath my ability to make 5's
in any class from Econ to art,
to any niny dumb enough to
take it.
I, Clover Hile, with one lit
tle bit of sheer courage, will
Mr. Lewis and American Prob
lems to anyone who might be
concerned with graduating
next year.
I, Carol Fowler, will my abil
ity to get along with Junior
boys to any Junior girl who
thinks she can handle them.
I, Yen Bently, will all my
books to one of the next years
seniors that likes to study very
hard to get good grades.
I, Joan Woods, of sound mind
and body, do hereby will my
tallness to Lillie Stults and Lee
Anne Leach.
I, Bob Laws, being of strong
body and sound (?) mind do
hereby bequeath my position
as "TOP ED" on the mile pile
to "Young ED", Melville Dailey
the upstart.
I, Gail Brewer being of
sound mind and body, do make
this my last will and testament:
!to the person who finds him
self short of funds in traffic
court and not able to pay his
fine, I leave to this person the
top bunk in cell No. 2, Ash
land City JaiL
I, Lee Roy Barger, will my
ability to pass my classes to
Ted Silver.
I, Glenda Wilson, will my
ability to get slips from Mrs.
Taylor's office to my sister,
Beverly Fager, and hope she
doesn't get in more trouble
than I did.
I, Don Crockett, will my sole
transportation (my motor scoot
er) to Toby Kay Fox, who has
intentions to be a senior next
year.
I. Gary Lawson, being o
weak body and not so sound
mind, will my red and pink
slips to Tom "Liberrachy
Rashe.
I, Sandy James, will forget
everything I learned and was
taught in the last 12 years witn
in the next three months.
I, Walt McCoy, being of
sound mind and strong body,
will my ability to spend more
than of my time out of
third period Study Hall to any
one that is lucky enough to get
Roland L. Parks for a study
hall teacher.
I, Frank Townsend, will all
my good grades to Martha Self.
I, Harold Silver, will my
book of Shakespeare to Terry
Davis.
L Lavonia Findley, will my
place in Econ to Kathy Findley
'with the hope that she gets
along better than I did.
I, Marvin Woods, will the
number one spot on the tennis
team to anyone that Lkes to
beat all the time.
I, Pat Nicholson, will Mr.
Lewis's pet name for me to any
one who can acquire it.
I, Laura Millage, will my un
used locker to any senior girl
who is going steady.
I, Dick Thornton, will the
Auto Shop to all the goats in
Tasmania.
We, Nancy Anderson and
Fay Hess, being of sound mind
and sound body (?) do hereby
will to Kay Hess our ability to
cut school and not get caught.
I, George Gray, will my
broken nose and suave ways to
any kid lucky enough to get
them.
I, Jeanette McDonald, will
my ability to "trip over my pom
poms and fall flat on my face
at the basketball games to
Lynn ErwinJ '
I, Dan Hargis, being of sound
mind and body bequeath to all
Mr. Todd's classes, his ruler
and arguments-
I, Louie' Morgan, will the '
primer spot on my cpt to I
"Buns" Jimmy Hall.
I, Galen Ferguson, do here- I
by will my books of Shake-
'speare's 4 tragedies to any jun-
ior who is crazy enough to take
it
I, Ralph Witt, will my short
legs to Charlet Dailey.
I, Lois Downing, will my La
Buena Ventura to June Hop
kins. WE THE SENIORS
It was about t-elve years ago
When first we entered school,
To learn aboijit Arithmetic
and or the c.rtiden kuic.
They didn't use the hickory
stick
At schools wherV? we all went.
But, Gosh, the' teachers sure did
know
We weren't from heavens sent.
Into the higher grades we
passed
It didn't take vs long.
Why, school it' wasn't bad at all.
We flew through like a song.
Through all' the things
that
make youth gay . . .
The headaches, tests, and
games
And then ve' seemed to drift
apart ' '
Until in Asiiland town
We started at the Junior High
And really settled down.
Twas there we met the kids
with whorl
We've gone through High
School dayi - '
Through picnics, Proms and
nlavs.
The thrill of Just "belonging"
here, ' 1 '
of winning little fame!
Our teachers we will ne'r for
get.
They did the best they could
To make of us real citizens.
Trustworthy, honest, good.
Now comes our graduation day
Though, sad. we're happy too.
As out into the woria we stray
The Class of Fifty-Four.
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J, Joyce Mault, will my con- I, Larry James, 1J
cert music to David Athanas. 1 sound bodv and mindj
I, Gary Burgess, will my seat possible.
in Miss Gribbs' English clas3 I, Doyle Hutchin;
to Jim HalL of sound bodv and m
I, James "Burlyque" Watrus. all my stuff and gra
being of sound mind and body jmech. to Charles Da
do will to njxt year's senior L Dave Williams.
class as a w'.iole Ron Nosier, ano playing ability
only because somoone, has to willing to be called
will him since he'll be back I, Ray Skippy, w
again. unflustered manncl
I' Clarence Baker, being of : these mixed up jun,
sound mind and weak body do
hereby will my position as
guard on the Senior Battalion
to Bill Workman, hoping he'll
make all intramural league
guard.
I, Mary Falls, do will my
fine sense of humor to Jimmie
Felker in hopes she gets along
with it as well as I did.
I, Dixie Ann Gunther, will
my ability to be quiet and stay
out of trouble in class to my
little brother Richard Gunther.
I, Sharlee McNerney, will
my'abiiity to get along with all !
teachers to Sylvia Smith.
I, Marion Mills, will my abil
ity to get out of school every
afternoon to any senior who
wants to be so lucky.
l. Max ucsavedo, will my
many tardy slips and makeup
ir"" Mowing i"
Haynes
I, Bruce Hamilton, will my
ability to keep my temper
which every redhead has, to
Sharon Abbott in hopes that
she will learn how to do it.
I, Dan Hakes, will some of
my height to Jeannie Hargis
in hopes she will be able to
reach my shoulder some day.
I, Leroy Hill, will my abil
ity to sleep in Mr. Lewis' class
to any person who keeps late
hours at night.
I, Ray Reed, will my ability
for corny speeches, to anyone
who has speech from Herb
Lewis.
I, Larry Paschke, will my
seat in English to any sucker
who will take it.
I, Larry Rametes, will my
ability to pick good dates to
Bob Brewer as he will need it
next year.
I, Joe Stoddard, will my abil-
ty to get good (?) grades in
Stenography to any boy dumb
enough to set in on one of these
hen classes.
I, David Dickerson, will my
troubles to be distributed
equally among the remaining
students at A.H.S.
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I, Gerald Hinks,
ability to get mes-
ing football to
Wayne.
I, Darlene Prui
sound body and rr
athletic ability to 1
Being of sour J
body, I, Henry
my coveted c
Crisp's heart to
can profit by it.
I, Dick Eidsul
soundless body
able mind, will
(?) times in Spa
one who is stu I
take either SpaiJ
L Melvin Pet-;
ability to get a
Lindley to Ver
needs it.
I, Thomas C
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Bob Williams w
We, the class
better and dee
ing of school r
freshmen; and
mores, the abi
and carry out
the school; to
ability to leadi
ing to their
school as an hi
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