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PAGE TWO ROGUE NEWS THURSDAY. APRIL 23, 19S3 ROGUE NEWS Published every month by the Journalism class of the Ashland High School, Ashland, Oregon Miss Laura Hershey, Advisor EDITOR-IN-CHIEF NEWS EDITOR - FEATURE EDITOR EXCHANGE EDITOR . CLUB EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR BUSINESS MANAGER ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGER REPORTERS: Joan Woods, Janice Carter, Dailey, Tracy Bowman, Richard Booth, Sid Knox. . Pat Abbott Ralph Zeller Barbara Van Vleet . Paul Clute Betty Brenner Jim Jeffries Richard Taylor Ben Heitz Pat Wells Leroy Hill, Ken Gossip Hurts People Gossip is unfounded talk about a person bitter words spoken about someone's enemy or started as innocent joking. With each new person told, some thing more vicious is added to thetale. Take, for example, the fact that someone said Joe Blow was drinking cokes at his house. By the time the story got past three mouths, it was that he was drinking pure alcohol with a group of students, and that they were rolling off the roof. Even when it i3 discovered gossip is false, its too late to undo the harm. After people find out it is un true, they still hold suspicion in their minds. There is little anyone can do or say to remove this suspicion. People who gossip are usually jealous of those they are discussing; so be careful what you say when you are talking with others. FLASH! Did you hear what Mr. Parks did last Monday night after school? This will SHOCK you! He went home. Spare Time Can Be Useful Do you feel restless, always searching around for something to do in your spare time, and just unable to find it? Maybe you need a hobby, or if you have one, another one. When a person has a hobby, he has something to look forward to doing when he has spare moments. If you have things to discuss with your friends about your activities, you may get to know your present acquaintances better and make new friends, besides. More than once the hobbies enjoyed by people in their youth have become major steps in obtaining a life work, both enjoyable and profitable. But if you don't have a hobby now, talk with people who appear to be quite happy with life and find out their hobbies and interests. It will open a way for you. Well Easter's over for an other year. How many people broke a record and went to church! One day in a discussion class, the teacher was trying to ex plain something without much success, and accused the class of being a bunch of dumbbells who wouldn't admit they didn't know anything. "I'll prove it to you," said he. He jumped up and with a dramatic gesture said, "If there are any dumb bells in this room, stand up!" A long pause followed, then one lone senior stood up. Teacher: "Do you really admit you're a dumbbell?" "Well, not exactly," said Glen Ingle," but I hate to see you standing all alone." (Well, this might have happened!' Would you like to know your Barb's Barbs Hi! When I Was a Little Rodent By A FRIEND Since I am a small mouse, my home Is in 'the cellar of Ash land High School. I find this very interesting, though, for I am never seen, but I see almost everything of any interest. I am jarred out of a sound sleep in the morning, and I rush down the crowded hall to reach the noise, which is a loud womanly scream! When I reach my destination, I find Nancy Graber, Kathic Martlcy, fortune today? Try this one. Just match the numbers follow ing the months of your birth with the words in the following list borrowed from the BULL DOG BARKS: January: 1, 4, 8, 24. February: 2, 12, 25, 17. March: 18, 25, 32, 31, 33, 14, 1. April: 23, 30, 34, 27, 14. 31, 38. May: 6, 28, 39, 45, 50, 44, 55, 1. June: 1, 53, 11, 13, 19, 56, 40. July: 30, 19, 41, 46, 25, 51, 48, 54, 14. August: 3, 1, 10, 22, 15. September: 1, 10. 35, 52, 48, 49, 43. October: 2, 26, 37, 42, 10, 5. November: 23, 21, 2, 7, 36. December: 2, 9, 27, 16, 1, 10, 29. 1. You; 2. Yours; 3. Baby; 4. Will; 5. Known; 6. A; 7. Guilty; 8. Flunk; 9. Latest; 10. Are; 11. Never; 12. Sweetheart; 13. Had; 14. For; 15. Stuff; 16. Thinks; 17. Untrue; 18. Mar riage; 19. It: 20. End; 21. Re lieve; 22. Hot; 23. Better; 24. English; 25. Is; 26. Activities; 27. Date; 28. Certain; 29. Cute; 30. Get; 31. The; 32. In; 33. Books; 34. A; 35. Heaven's; 36. Conscience; 37. Last; 38. Prom; 39. Senior; 40. Good; 41. All; 42. Saturday; 43. High; 44. Eye; 45. Has; 46. There; 47. Night; 48. To; 49. Ashland; 50. An; 51. Nothing; 52. Gift; 53. Have; 54. Live; 55. On. If you kids could only be at senior play practice! We could make a riot out of combining some of the stunts of the play cast and putting that on! You'll never be able to guess where . . i , " 7 , Johnie Johnson found his car one night. Wonder how it got Be Friendly! Be friendly! When you see a new student wan dering around the halls, go up to him or her, intro duce yourself, and show him around. Many a new student in Ashland High School has found sincere and long standing friendship and has ,also, made the statement, "The kids around here are so friendly!" This gives Ashland Hi a good reputation. Let's live up to it. And don't have just one friend; have many! Speak to everyone you see don't be just a "stick in the mud." You can't expect to have a lot of friends if you, yourself, aren't friendly. Always speak, wave, and have a pleasant ex pression on your face. This will make you well known, if nothing lse. Everyone immediately notices a friend ly person, and the friendlier you are, the more friends you'll have! Caller: "Is your mother en gaged?" Johnie J.: "I think she's mar ried." Small boy leaving the "lady's room" "The way they scream ed, you'd think they had never seen a man before" Ted Tenney: "Something came into my mind and then went out again." Mary Jean Davis: "Maybe it was lonesome!" that long. I never saw such fish." Mr. Allison: "I believe you." ,Duey Mr. Lewis: "A fool can ask more questions than man can answer." Glen Ingle: "No wonder so many of us are always flunking our tests." "Was. your friend shocked over the death of his mother-in-law?" "Shocked? He was electro- Mr. Parks :"l tell you, it waa cuted." top of the lockers, where Leigh Taylor, John Reynen, Richie Taylor, Jerry Ward, or other boys have set them. They arc minus their shoes and much stranded. About this time my ears J catch a loud noise, somewhat like the utterances of an angry girl. I dash around the corner, trying to locate this commo tion, and am swallowed up in a dust storm everyone steps on me but eventually I arrive at the source of the dust. The students arc cleaning out their lockers after spring vacation! After I return to the base ment and my nice soft bed, I sleep until about noon, when I am again awakened by loud noises. This time I am almost at the scene of the noise. Sev eral junior boys have locked a girl in you'd never guess! But I am not going to stick around to see what happens be cause I hear a racket upstairs. I scutter up the stairs amid fly ing feet and find Donna Dunke son sitting in one of the big waste paper baskets in the front hall. How did she get there? Why, Johnie Johnson and Bill Church, of course. From the direction of the music room I hear a trombone and trumpet. Who? Bob Myrick and Bob Edson. What a noise thev make! The dismissal bell rings, and school is outl From Cartoons Bugs Bunny Ken Daily. Casper Ghost Allen Winters. Mickey Mouse Richie Taylor. Minnie Mouse Sandy Taylor. Pluto Stewic. Tom Harrol Castle. Jerry Ray Shaw. Donald Duck Mr. L. P. Johnson. Huey David Stemplc. Dee Hillberry. Louie Bob Kramer. Lil' Audrey Lee Anne Leach. Mighty Mouse Bob Platko. wlse ! Droopy Mary Lou Morgan. Drippy Pauline Davis. McBong-Bong Bill Finnell. Heckle Shirley Mauer. Jackie Barbara Simonds. Tweetie Pie Sharlcc McNcr ney. Woody Woodpecker Marvin Woods. Little Iodine Barbara Van Vleet. up there? Then to top that off, after practice, Bruce Hamilton scared the daylights out of . . . vcryjwcll, I won't mention any names. There s also quite a ro mance going on behind fie scenes. That isn't in the script, i. u. and kl. Seniors are planning their skip day. Remember, seniors don t tell anybody where or when we re going! Gail Cruson Is under the im pression that she has a double chin. Did you ever send for that chin strap, Gail? Through the grapevine I hear a certain senior boy with the initials of J. J. got rather em barrassed the other day as he got up to give his occupational kepc-rt in English. Don't men tion it to him. That's all for this time, kids One last reminder, seniors only 5 more weeks of school left for us. (Sophomores and Juniors have more). Let's make them all count. We've had lots of fun so far. This year is the last; let's makj it the best. Happy Birthday! May 1 Donald Hildebrand 2 Larry Kerr 2 David Stemple 3 Jimmie Sutherlin 8 Jerry Ward 9 Richard Whited 12 Harvey Woods 13 Bob Myrick 14 Cattoy Clark 15 Georgia Hill 16 Richard Booth 19 John Campbell 20 Ted Silver 21 Jerry Gould 23 Andy De Korte 23 Dick Trites 23 Bob Pinson 25 Ralph Zeller 26 Janice Carter 27 Glen Ingle 28 Mary Lou Sessions 28 Dennis Lacy 29 Jack Bear 30 George Gray 31 Richard Lovaas June 1 June Ritchson 4 Fay Hess 5 Marye Middleton 5 Wilma Calhoun 5 Rudy Brock Say HI! to your fellow men, Murder inlhe Dungeon.. By JANICE CARTER The story so far: Herb Lewis was murdered by an unknown person. Gene Allison given a lethal dose of poison, and Mrs. Wright taken into custody. Later in the day the furnace exploded. Conclusion: For the rest of the week the police worked tirelessly on the case. Eileen Wright was freed because of lack of evidence. M A month passed, and no word L came of the phantom. Students went back to school, with Mr. Lewis's absence as a fatal re minder of what had happened. Finally, one night the phan tom appeared again! Barbara Van Vleet was com ing home from the wrestling matches when a person stepped out of the shadows and stood before her. "You are too dan gerous to live!" "Me?" said Barbara with surprise, "Why, you're joking. I bet you're about the most dangerous dan ger of all the dangerous men that have caused danger for others that ever lived!" "You must die!" replied the phantom. "Die? Merciful heavens, I can't die, why if I died I'd be dead 'and it isn't fun to go walking around dead. People won't have anything to do with you." The conversation went on for about a half hour. Then the police came and shipped the phantom safely to Salem. Later, this note was found after he committed suicide: "As I sit in my padded cell, I must die. Dead, is not living; there fore she could not die, 'cause if she died she would not live dangerously." The poor soul was out of his mind,- and Ashland is sale, thanks to courageous Barbara Van Vieet! Safe? COVERGIRLS -MID BOYS! Womens Home Companion Richie Taylor. County Gentleman Bill Hall. Seventeen Poppie. Saturday Evening Post Frank Baumeister. "Hot Rod Sid Knox. Quick Jerry Rodenmyer. Junior Miss Lee Ann Leach Photoplay Paul Clute. True Romance Don Babbitt and Sheryl Taylor. Look Judy Briggs. Senior Scholastic Nancy Dunkeson. Life Jimmy Hall. Madamoiselle Mary Jo Bar rows. Modern Romance Pat Ab bott and Bruce Hamilton. Mr. America Buckley Hod- gins. Good Housekeeping Bar bara Owen. Modern Bride Nancy Gra ber. Independent Women Bar bara Allen and Elaine Fitch. Scientific American Karl Burte. Personal Romance Alaine Fitch. Oregon Farmer Gary Law- son and Corwin Tobiasson. Outdoor Life Melvin Moore Field and Stream Larry Hoover and Larry Mackay. Popular Mechanics Henry Wolford. True Confessions Tracy Bowman and Tom Lannovich. Adapted Baker High Bulldog. a - First Kangaroo: "Where's the baby?" Second Kangaroo: "Good Heavens! I've had my pocket picked!"
