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ROGUE NEWS
FRIDAY. APRIL 19. 1952
Happiest Time
Bzzzz! At last, he seven-minute
bell' School is almost out.
Outside, the lun is shining and
the birds are singing. Inside,
the teachers are talking and the
students are sleeping well,
just a tew.
In Junior English, the stu
dents rouse themselves, stretch,
and return to their usual pros
trate positions, except Ann Col
ley, who prepurcs for her usual
race to the door, which she al
ways wins. Across the hall in
Social Econ.I Mr. Lewis stealth
ily pulls out his little gavel and
without warning, hits the desk
with a reverberating crack
the shock treatment for curing
dozing seniors.
In the typing room the steno
girls, finished for the day. pass
on the latest gossip, while down
stairs in the girls' dressing
room, Judy Briggs, Pat Austin
and Sandy Clary frantically
comb their hair.
In chemistry class, the junior
Einsteins pour their smelly con
coctions down the drain, and at
tempt to clean up the mess they
have made. Ann Williamson and
Helen Bean are through first,
because they make the least
mess. In study hall, a few kids
have already left, and the rest
quietly move to the back of the
room, one seat at a time.
Every day in art class, the
only person who stays inside the
Car of the Month
, The?-' are many traditions
aroun. old AHS, and one of
them U'a little '36 Ford coupe.
Last year it was navy blue, with
twin aerials, bars on the hood,
and roaring straight pipes. This
year everyone thought there was
a new car on the campus. With
a grey primer Job, removal of
one aerial and the bars, and a
"Continental" spar tite, John
ny Wenker. the owner, has
reallv "customized" The Beast!
It was only recognized by the
same roaring straight pipes.
Johnny has spent much money
on tickets for these pipes, but
since he joined the Road
Knights, had his car inspected,
and received his plaque, he
hasn't been cited. This club is
backed by the state police and
all cars have to be checked and
be at least "almost" legal!
Since the beginning of this
school year, Johnny has put
three new motors in the car
they were new to the car, any
way. He didn't have too much
luck with the first two, though.
He has also added five white
walls, that Continental. The six
inch shackles have been there
since he first got the car. but
the two sandbags in the trunk
have been added. He is especial- I
ly proud of the grill panels on
front. "Max," as his friends call
him, once said he wouldn't give
his auto to his .worst enemy
but it's pretty obvious he'll miss
it when he sells it and gets his
dream car a '49 Mercury.
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of the Day
room more than half a second
after the bell rings is Barbara
Harris, who always forgets her
purse.
Bzzzz! There's the last bell. In
30 seconds the rooms are empty,
and the teachers wonder at the
sudden quiet, as another school
day ends.
What are you doing the last
seven minutes of the day?
u u
Fads and Fashions
Seems like the females of to
day are coming to look more
and more like animals as far as
haircuts are concerned. Many
girls now have either a horse
tail or poodle cut hair-do. But
orre thing is certain they can't
have both!
Some believe the horsetail is
less expensive, for a girl with
a poodle cut must have her hair
cut every few months or it is no
longer a poodle cut. For a horse
tail, the longer the hair the bet
ter will be the horse tail.
Colette Perrine, Jessie
Mackie, Nancy Overand and
Nancy Graber are some of the
AHS girls often seen with horse
tails. Doris Mackie, Phyllis
NichoU;. Barbara Sweeney and
Judy Ward have, or have had,
poodle cuts.
Have you noticed the cute
clothes several of the kids have
been wearing since the coming
of spring weather? Be sure and
notice Carol Sullivan's beauti
ful white shorty coat, Verlene
Decker's yellow blouse with the
big sleeves, Wilna Calhoun's
sleeveless blouses, and Virginia
Shirley's gray pique dress.
Speaking of blouses, Judy Ward
wore a beautiful thin, white
nylon long-sleeved blouse the
Monday after Easter. Another
cute bit of spring fashion is Judy
Briggs' crinoline petticoat. Col
lette Perrine has a cute pair of
orange shoes, and Vida Childers
has pink sandals with nail pol
ish to match. Speaking of shoes,
you probably have already
I noticed Benny Fowler s brown
; and white Mcldles. Speaking of
boys clothes, Johnny Wenker
has a very nice-looking char
treuse shirt.
Skirts and sweaters for the
girls are almost a thing of the
past now, for they are all wear
ing bright spring dresses and
skirts and thin summery
blouses.
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Open Saturday. April 19
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Rolling Pin Donut Shop
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Sandwiches
Phone 2-2771 Ashland
Keep Your
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HALL'S STUDIO
37 E. Main St.
Knox Building
Special to Students
Grizzly
More kids went to church on
Good Friday than they do any
other day of the year. David
Stemple says a lot of kids were
baptized on that day in Jack
son Hot Springs.
Mary Lou Morgan has acquir
ed a new name someplace along
the line What do you say,
Val?
Charlie did it again! All the
Junior High girls were really
"gone" over . him.
Lost! Half of Engh's garage
door. The other night when
Nancy Graber took Carlene
home, she left with part of the
door. Let's watch this, Nancy.
Remember Mr. Parks little lec
ture in assembly.
Anyone planning to use the
public phone in the Post Office
ought to take a phone book
along with them.
Glady Cullop received a free
"piggy back" ride down the hall
last week. The "superman" was
none other than Ben Powers:
Wha' hoppen', Dick Reynen?
Don't you have a sense of bal
ance? Dick fell off his chair in
Econ. one day .
"But that's not big enough to
hold trout," comments Bill
Welch about Marilee Mason's
white straw purse. Maybe she's
Roving Reporter
What would you do if you
were osculated? That is the
question that was asked some
students and it appears that
most of them don't know what
it means. In case you don't have
a dictionary handy it means
kissed.
Barbara Hi Id Go to the doc
tor .
Dick Reynen Change to
Lucky Strikes
Ramona Mitchell Reduce
Bud Kasser Quit school
Glady Cullop Oo skating
Johnny Wenker Get dnink
Judy Briggs Go to bed
Jack Mansfield Give up
Dawn Lippy It all depends
Merle Deets Pinch myself
and wake up
Cynthia Pickell I'd oscu
late right back
Wayne Johnson Jump In
the lake
Richie Taylor Be late for
Bill Hollingsworth Ask Mr.
Lewis about it
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, The Best Place to Buy
A New Used Cpr
For Your New Hair Style
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BEAUTY SHOP
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(Next to Penney's)
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and
Veterinary Departments
Helena Rubenstein Cosmetics
Fountain Service
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The Drug Store that
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Phone 5261
Wright and Felger, Owners
Service on any Electrical
Equipment
Telephone 5031
X L ELECTRIC
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Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Crowson
Proprietors
Only State Licensed
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Gossip
not going fishing, like you
would, Bill.
Attention, all girls. Don't
wear toeless shoes. For the rea
son, inquire at the journalism
class.
Bennie Fowler's car is minus
one back bumper since Carol
Fowler and Judy Briggs decided
to take it out for a spin the
other day.
The fourth period chemistry
class has picked up some bad
habits. Friday they were making
"drinking" alcohol. How was it,
kids?
There's a new fad at AHS.
Red excuses seem to be more
popular this week than whit.
But Leona Richmond has a
bright idea take it home and
pour peroxide on" it!
Ashland Hi should really have
a peppy yell squad next year,
considering all the kids who are
trying out.
Talented Couple
Entertain Students
Joyce and Clyde Dupont,
"The Modernaires," National As
sembly sponsored entertainers
who appeared on Monday,
March 1, brought the student
body an enjoyable program of
music and comedy.
Joyce holds a Bachelor of
Arts degree from the University
of California. Joyce, who is also
a young actress, has entertained
USO groups and has appeared
in motion pictures, and on radio
and television.
Clyde for the last two years
has been personal piano accom
panist for Rudy Vallee. He has
a Bachelor of Arts and a Master
of Music degree from the Uni
versity of California. "
Clyde and Joyce's perform
ance was very well liked by the
students, and their humorous
songs and acts received a great
deal of applause. One of the
most humorous skits was "Casey
at the Bat," as told by Joyce
with piano accompaniment by
Clyde.
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Jim: Why do you always take
of your hat when I tell a joke?
John: It's my way of greeting
an old acquaintance.
Tom had Just gone in the
army, and was having,,, his ?
fingerprint made. . ? '
"Please wash your "hand
first," said the . j"' .
charge. r ""- v-- v---
"Both of them?" asked Tom.
The sergeant was quiet for a
moment. Then he said. "No, r.st
wash one. I want to see how y Hi
do it."
Senior: I know a swell device
for looking through a brick
window.
Soph: Gee. what is it?
Senior: A window.
Jack: Sorry, old man, that my
hen got loose and scratched up
your garden.
Lawrence: That s all right, my
dog ate your hen.
Jack: Fine! I just ran over
your dog and killed him.
CHEMISTRY
Sing a song of sulfide.
A beaker full of lime.
Four and twenty test tubes
Breaking all the time.
When the top is lifted.
The fumes begin o reek.
Now isn't that an awful mess
To have five days a week?
Before I heard the doctors tell
The dangers of a kiss.
I had considered kissing you
The nearest thing to bliss.
But now I know biology
And sit and sigh and moan.
Six million mad bacteria
And I thought we were alone.
T. B. or not T. B.
That is congestion.
Consumption be done about it?
Of corpse! Of corpsej
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