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DISQUALIFIED ADS
MUSSING
M.try Curtis. Last seen waiting
in caiettria line in May, 1944. Has
mote on left shoulder.
Ldy Marron, auto-gyro sales
man, last seen rising rapidly over
Kansas City.
Mary CorthcU, last seen whirl
ing around in a revolving door.
No birthmarks.
LOOSE AND BOUND
ixmi sowewuere in La una Park,
uiaiiioua bracelet worm at least
.jo. uentruus reward, ua um
irren.
ound, by isurene Crosby, one
saiior looking very lost and lone
some. io return address. If not
collected witmn eight nours, will
icvert to ownership of finder.
OiSOAALS
ttllllllO i. come tXtCK. All lo
fciveii. 1 didu t mean to wasu
ur socks. Pat.
iul snere. Wnere are you? The
lnue ones are hungry.
i am not responsible for debts
contracted by anyone but myself
1 am not responsible! Jacyue
ItOikS.
1 read your past, present anu
future in the teacup, cards oi
what have vou. Georic.a tailor,
Apt. 16, 341 Van Sehuui Avenue.
.
WONTED
Wanted Position as soda, jerk.
Eleven years' experience. Refer
ences. Don Williams. - Box 319.
Wanted Colored maid. Leoua
Matuey Moneybags. 4J14 I'ark
Avenue.
Wanted Old newspapers, bot
tle tops, niannole covers. Stebler
Swappe Snoppe. D. Stebler, Prop.
Wanted Husband. Quiet, re
fined. Would like to correspond
with rich old gentleman. Barbara
SMauMiu. Box 16.
MUSCLANEOUS
Get your hair bleached and your
claws clipped at the Madamoiselle
Beauty and Mud Pack Salon.
Verna Quuekenbuhh and Sylbia
Smith, owners.
Learn to rhumba at the Kerr
Riggs School of The Dance. Bar
ney Biggs ballet and tap. Dick
Kerr rhumba and popular. Rates
by the hour.
Car fer sail cheep. Ask at the
back door of Moe's Beanery for
Vickl Lantis.
Try Goonberger's Krunchy
Wunchy Breakfast Food. Har
mony Blake, famous violinist, eats
it six times a day.
Lilly's Grocerteria
Fresh Vegetables
On the Plaza
Lithia Beauty Shoppe
Room I Over Gas Company
Phone 5011
FOR BARGAINS
Dulien's Sand, Gravel
and Hardware
JVeivJ. BlodUd
Judge Jonn Delsinan has an-
lOunccd tiie winners in the bath
ing' beauty contest at Triple
'lunges. Laura Billings won the
title of Soybean Queen of 1955.
Hetty Adams was chosen "Miss
Electron, and Rose Mary Messen-
ver was named "Miss Jet-Pro
pulsion Jenny of 1955."
A salesman named Eric Powell
'who claims he is a representative
of the Hotsy-Totsy Kitchen Gadg
et Corporation is in the local jail
on a charge of vagrancy.
Marvin Gettling, sheriff, stated
today that the wild man or her
mit living in a cave on Grizzly
haa been identified as Bernard
Krueger. He is not dangerous
unless provoked.
Notorious public enemies.
"Hatchet" Hile, "Jack the Ripper'
YVaybrant, his moll, "Sugar'
Weiss, and "Bloody" Bern ing ha u
sen, were captured yesterday
crossing the state line by G-man
Bud Brown.
Lilly Belle Ilaynie of this city
Is now employed by the Inter
Planetary Transport System pil
oting a rocekt ship to Mars.
F. It. Kannasto's popular radio
program for children, "Uncle
Freddy's Bedtime Tales," now is
broadcasting at 3 ... m. over
KORN.
Beginning tomorrow in this pa
per will be the latest Jack New
ton murder mystery, called MUR-
.DERED WITH A MEAT CLEA
vuv
SENIOR POPULARITY POLL
Prettiest Handsomest
Betty Sue Reed
Shirley Weiss
Betty Adams
Pat BeU
Most Likely to Succeed
Most Popular
Barbara Helm
Best
Best
Arnita Black
Barbara Helm
Elaine Sutherlin
Shirley Speece
Mary Curtis
Shirlee Speece
Most Responsible
Best
Best
Peppiest
Best Dressed
Ideal
Barney Riggs and
MERRILL'S
Soda Fountain
SCHOOL SUPPLIES
CANDY
On the Boulevard
See our
Hairbow Section
Many new Styles
J. V. W. STORE
"On the Plaza"
Oak. Street Garage
and Machine Shop
Portable Gas and
Electric Welding
Sheet Metal and
Blacksmi thing
97 Oak St. Phone 4586
Ashland, Oregon
Vjttle Statistics
MIRAGES
Joan Ned, bank clerk, Ashland,
and Kollanu Uaug.imtui, car sales
man, Talent. Jeanne atiuman,
stenographer, San Francisco, aim
Albert Straitou, retired railroad
man, Ashland.
DIVORCES FILLED
Phoebe Ansamit Landing and
Delbert Landing.
REAL STATE TRANSFERS
Lithia Hotel to Wilina Peder- j
son.
COURT PEWS
Fined and sentenced by Jus
tice of "the Peace Claude Garrett
were Don Evans and Lee Collins
worth, insurance salesmen, who
were accused of driving their
jeep down the aisle of a local
theater.
Jim Bartelt was fined for sell
ing magazines without a license.
HOSPITAL GRIEFS
Betty Jane Anderson, who was
injured while operating her steam
shovel near here, is recovering
rapidly. Mouryne Burton is con
fined with a dislocated hip suf
fered while performing a rhumba.
Also in the hospital is Mr. Rich
ard Flaharty with a fractured
skull after a slight difference of
opinion with his wife, Shirlee.
Lyda Davis, R. N., and Dr. Lorin
Bailey are the latest additions to
the hospital staff.
Delbcrt Landing
Fred Kannasto
Jack Newton
Barney Riggs
Dick Merriman
Barney Riggs
Claude Garrett
Dancer
Athlete
Barney Riggs
Rolland Baughman
Musician
Lorin Bailey
All Around
Winfield Roberson
Claude Garrett
Couple
Mouryne Burton
The Bob Kit Cafe
Courteous and Efficient
Self -Service
Home Made Pies
Let us Marf ak
Your Car
Gas, Oil, Lubrication
REED & YOUNG
TEXACO SERVICE
Lew's Service
Station
GAS
OIL
LUBRICATION
L. C. Hill, Manager
Selected as cover girl lor Pop
ular Mechanics, Miss Oeiiuuy Lee
Cooper leaves for Chicago to
night. She will visit Dolores Er
win, who is a soup-ladler there.
i Glamorous Film Star Veronica
Sludge, the former Isabel Green,
is here visiting her family.
Robert Hufman, noted author,
whose latest book has been ban
ned, will lecture tonight at the
Junior High Auditorium.
The Misses Doris Ilunsley, Vir
ginia Hurlburt and Norma Lee
Hodgen gave a tea in honor of
Miss Norma Wenaus last Thurs
day. William VV. Witt, locaj rancher,
is shipping 300 head of pure-bred
cattle to Portland by transport
plane.
After ten years of Army serv
ice. Gene Morris of Ashland has
been promoted to .Private First
Class. General Richard DeMers is
A. M. G. O. T. governor of Col
ogne, Germany. Corporal Kenneth
Kiddle is now stationed in Osaka,
Japan. WAC Lt.-General Betty
Sue Reed has just returned from
what was formerly Tokyo.
Featured in Miss Marilyn
Young's vocal recital tomorrow
night will be "Scrub Me, Papa,
With a Bump and a Grind."
Sensation of the recent art ex
hibition was the- surrealistic
"Green Cheese at Midnight" paint
ed by Dick Merriman.
Geraldine Taylor, proprietor of
the Silver Slipper Club, is vaca
tioning in Santa Avocado, New
Mexico.
Arnita Black, head of the school
board, has announced that - the
next high school principal will be
the first woman to hold that po
sition. Miss Martha Cody, grad
uate of Alabama Sub-Normal.
New Dean of Women will be Pro
fessor Ruth Avers; Dean of Men,
Vivian Bostwick. Miss Bostwick
is also the first woman ever to
fill' that office. Elahie Sutherlin
has accepted the position as di-
Ashland Bowling
Alleys
Everybody's Game
BOWLING
Shasta Ice Cream
Ashland Creamery
BY THE PARK
Meet Your Friends
at the
PLAZA CAFE AND
CONFECTIONERY
LITHIA BAKERY
FOR
FRESH BREAD
AND PASTRY
rector of the music department.
Hen Ricks will instruct classes in
Rocket Repair and Electronic Engineering.
Frances Mekemson, librarian.
today found a bearded man iden
tified as Roy Clary wandering in
the anthropology section. He said
he had become lost somewhere
between non-fiction and poetry
three weeks ago.
Sixteen women were taken yes
terday to the hospital in a state
of utter collapse after watching
Swoon-Crooner of the Week, Puul
Cushman, sigh his way through
"I Want a Big Fat Mama to Tell
My Troubles To."
"Zombie" O'liara will wrestle
"Noodles" Nidever tonight at the
Civic Arena.
Miss Lois Owen, third vice
president of the Daughters of the
American Revolution, is now
hitchhiking through Arizona.
ENTERTAINMENT WORLD
Now showing at the Varsity is
a snappy double feature: Marvin
Barger In "Hot Lips Harry" and
Henry Buswy in the super-epic,
"I Saw Hitler Die." Also fea
tured is a revival of old-time
vaudeville starring "Queenle"
Klavano in her "Dance of the Pel
ican" and Annella Converse in her
famous sword-swallowing act.
David "3"-Klng presents his
mighty circus on the vacant lot
formerly occupied by the old Sen
ior High. Featured as stars of
the circus are Barbara Helm and
Eunice Greer. Miss Helm nan pi
by her nose and knits a swester
without the aid of a net. Miss
Greer, lady lion tamer, lives on a
diet of garlic. She has only to
star a lion in the face and it be
comes as meek (and dizzy) as a
sick kitten.
Ashland Hotel
Beauty Salon
69 E. Main
Ashland Groceteria
For
RED AND WHITE
100
ROSEMARY'S
When ordering flowers
PHONE 8761 or 7262
HOMES TEXICO
SERVICE
.Gas, Oil, & Lubrication
Phone 7121
Ted's Feed and Seed
353 Main St.
Telephone 5771
CHAS. A. WHITE
JEWELRY
272 EAST MAIN ST.
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WESTERN AUTO
SUPPLY CO.
INGLE DRUG CO.
DRUG AND FOUNTAIN
SERVICE
fcrwedenburg Building
J. C. PENNEY
Headquarters For
SCHOOL CLOTHING