MONDAY, MARCH 20, 1944
THE BOGUS NEWS
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Hark! la that another popular
song ? There are so many of them
now that I know I can't keep
them straight. Well, let's see.
Ha! there is Malrzy Coats.
Mairzy doats and Dozie doats
And little lambsy divey.
A kiddely divey, too.
Wouldn't you?
Cowzy doats and Dozie doats
And little lambsy divey.
Little lambsy dotes, too,
Hut foodie doo for you.
That is all that I can remember
of that (luckily). What else do
I know? then they ask about
you But that is all that I know
of that. Well, here is another set
of words:
Little did I know when I met you.
I would learn to worship you so.
Thought I'd kiss and then forget
you.
Little did I know.
Little did I dream your caresses
Meant more than a passing hello,
Gosh! There's a lot of songs I
current right now. Little did I
know what I was getting into
when I started this. One, two,
three this is too much! I'll stop
before I am too weak.
Faulty Camera Delays
Rogue Annual Progress
Due to the improper adjust
ment of Mr. Koehler'a camera,
the annual pictures have to be
retaken. Though some of them
are now ready, there are still
quite a few that must be finished
in the near future.
Approximately 240 student an
nuals have beeu sold, and about
40 requests from servicemen or
their families for the publication
nave been received. There Is still
time to fill out the coupon for
some serviceman to get a free
yearbook.
Though the delay is serious, it
is the hope of the staff that the
annual will be out at the appoint
ed time.
Did you ever stop to think how
important speech is in your life?
There is not a thing that you do
that your talk does not effect.
Even if you are off by yourself,
you think the same way that you
speak. But when you associate
with others, their opinion of you
and your value Is influenced by
your speech. Do you Just talk on
and not give your own speech any
thought? Or do you sometimes
notice your occasional bad gram
mar and poor pronunciation? Or
do you actively try to improve
your speech? The Ashland schools
were fortunate In having, even
though he only stayed a day. Dr.
Lasers, from the State System of
Education. While several students
signed up to take speech cor
rection, only five got to see him
before he left. Dr. Lasers asked
Mr. Norby to buy a set of speech
correction books, which will be
along soon. Besides those who
have assignments in the books,
anyone who would like to improve
his speech can do so by follow
ing the direction.
NOTE FOR AHS SERVICE MEN
The Elk's Club, No. 944, of Ashland is buying 50 annuals to
be sent to former students of Ashland High now in the service.
If you would like to have an annual sent to you, please fill
out the coupon below and mail to: Rolland Baughman, co Rogue
Annual. Ashland Senior High School, Ashland, Oregon.
Do this Immediately, as there are only 80 free annuals avail
able. SAME
MAILING ADDRESS
HOME ADDRESS ...
TEARS ATTENDED AHS
Rogue News Submits j
Entries to Contest
The liogue Mews u uutmg ad
vantage of tne judging service
and contest sponsoreu by the
ocuooi ot journalism of the Uni
versity of Oregon lor tne lirst
iime oy subnuuing Uie last two
woiics to tne committee.
jseveial cups are oilered to the
umeis ot uie various classifica
tions, which include printed pa-
jers from schools with more than
out) stueuts, printed papers from
schoois of less than boo students,
weekly, bi-monthly and monthly
oumeographed publications, and
an award for the best all-around
uigh school paper. '
Honor Society to
iiold Assembly
The National Honor Society has
chosen Friday, March 31, as the
date for announcing the names of
lhA nvwlv 1 o t o ( mamfvnt An-
proximately 10 per cent of theand, compensation are provided
graduating seniors will be admit
ted into the society. The com
mittee which selected the initiates
has averaged the grades, while
the faculty approved the citizen
ship of those scholastically quali
fied. A student is eligible only
when he has attended this school
one year previous to his senior
jne.
The program, which is to be
held during activity period, will
be composed of the following
numbers: Two selections by the
girls' sextet; Barbara Helm will
make a few comments relative to
the new members, and Mr. Rob
inson will also have a few gen
eral remarks on what the Honor
Society signifies. At this time the
class vaiedictoran and salutator-
ian will be announced.
Barbara Helm, Laura Billings
j r,i. nDn..i ..
members of this chapter, which
was organized in 1941
Ten Things for a
Soph to Know
1. To admire seniors
2. To sleep in assembly.
3. To say, "How could I stood
it?"
4. To dread English.
5. Never to skip a study hall.
6. To dread ion-winded speak
ers in assembly.
7. To sing the latest song hits.
8. To keep out of t-,e upper
classmen's way when the
noon rush comes.
9. To crave publicity.
10. To appear studious when the
teacher is looking.
Ashland Bowling
Alleys
Everybody's Game
BOWIXNO
Ashland Groceteria
For
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J. C. PENNY CO.
Headquarters For
SCHOOL CLOTHING
Representatives of
Ask Aid of fciigti
tin Mnmlav Mm.h 13. Ml tlie
regular Boys' League meeting, I
Mr. McReynolds of the State 1? or
est Service and a representative
jf the Rogue River National For
est Service spoke on the protec
tion of our forest lauds, and
called upon the high school stu
dents to aid in the labor shortage.
Many types of jobs are often to
all boys over sixteen this year,
and a few except.ons are being
made in the age requirements.
Work as members of suppression
and blister rust crews, lookouts,
patrolmen ,and firemen are among
those which are offered to boys
without sufficient experience to
qualify as telephone and radio
operators.
The term of employment ex
tends from June 1 to September
15, with wages of approximately
(100 a month and room and board.
Medical attention .hospitalization
for injuries received on the job.
A twelve week training period
will begin March 20 at the junior
high for all those who are in
terested in the work.
SENIORS OFFER PRIZE
FOR BEST COSTUMES
A prize of popcorn or lemon
ade on the house will be given to
the homeroom bringing in the
most useable costumes or parts
of costumes for the Gay '90 s
mellerdrammer, 'Bertha, the Beau
tiful Typewriter Girl." To qualify
the costumes must be in by 4
o'clock Wednesday, March 21. The
costume committee will act
judges and will see that all gar
ments borrowed are carefully
checked and returned to their
owners.
' Anything that resembles old-
fashioned blouses, skirts, dresses
(any kind of material), hats, shoes
(men's and women's), straw hats,
peg top or any eld pants, spats,
purses and false mustaches can
be used. Also the hair from masks
con be used in making beards and
mustaches. Please bring anything
you may have as soon as possible.
Any old-fashioned clothes will
help out.
Those on ths costume commit
tee are: Lyda Davis and Annella
Converse.
Dear Son: This is the cliff from
which the Spartans threw their
defective children. Wish you were
here. Love, Dad.
SCHOOL BOOKS AND
SUPPLIES
McNAIR BROS.
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Lew's Service
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L. C. Hill, Manager
We have a Complete
Line of Freeh Vegetables
and Canned Goods
Quality Meats as our
Meat Counter
DELIVERY SERVICE
Drive-In Market
Open Sundays Phone S161
Lilly's Grocerteria
Fresh Vegetables
On the Flaca
Forest Service
School Boys
ASHLAND GRADUATE
XJACIIING GIRLS PE
Mrs. Lorton, the new instructoi
for girls' physical education, feels
.juite at home here, as Ashland
nl is her alma mater.
Having taught II yea'rs before
joining the AHS faculty, Mrs.
Lorton received her education at
the University of Oregon and San
Francisco State. When asked if
she thought she would like the
girls here, she replied, "Oh, I love
em already."
Though Mrs. Lorton will only
teach a half-day, the rest of her
dme is fully occupied by her
small daughter, Linda Puke.
New Book Case Installed
During their shop period Del
bert Landing and Dick Kerr made
and installed a book case in Mr
rVrk s guidance office, for the
convenience of any boy in school.
Some of the various books
placed in here are: "Giving Infor
mation About Occupations", "Un
cle Sam's Fighting Men", "Prac
tice for the Army Tests", and
"Men Make the Navy". These
books along with many others
may be checked out through the
Dean of Boys, Mr. Parks.
Daffy-nitions
Zealous - How you get when your
girl goes out with another guy.
Gnaw . a negative answer.
Salary - a vegetable.
Moan - past tense of mow.
Mutter - she married fodder.
Denial - a river in Egypt.
Tense - what the soldiers sleep
in.
Kidnapping - a sleeping child. '
Quote two pints.
Behave - where bees live.
Account a nobleman.
Dust Mud with water squeezed
out.
Bullet - Baby bull.
Wind - Air in a hurry.
Ore - either this or that.
Manila - ice cream flavor.
Pause - your hands, you dope.
Cordage - what you buy your
girl when you take her to the
dance. '
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Talent Show Provides
Top Entertainment
Songs, dancing, group nunioeis
and "Emerico" were the features
that went to make up one of the
best assemblies AHS has had this
eyar. Including, of course, those
delightful, laughable five minutes
in which station KORN (Round
Parks, announcer) rendered solos
that were truly masterpieces.
Because no amateur show coull
possibly be complete without a
master of ceremonies, Keith Bus
sey very ably and entertainingly
introduced the contestants.
As a special feature, Emerick
Jones "Emerico" gave forth
with some of these "now you see
it and now you don't" tricks, so
ending the hour of entertainment.
Prizes were awarded to the win
ning contestants who were chosen
by the amount of applause each
received.
The "Hill Nellies" with their
mountain music seemed to cap
ture the hill-billy instincts of the
student body, thus winning first
prize. Dolores Erwin, a second
Dinah Shore, took second place
with her vocal solos whila Winnie
Roberson with his "50 hot licks"
on the trumpet took third.
Medford, Ashland
to Exchange Concerts
Students of Ashland High are
looking forward to the assembly
that will be put on by the Med
ford Hi Band on April 14. This
is to return the assembly our
band, under the capable director,
I. A. Mlrlck, will put on in Med
ford March 22.
Also coming during music week
in May is the Ashland High Band
and Chorus Concert.
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353 Main St.
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