Wednesday. May 27, 1942
THE ROGUE NEWS
Page 8
Class Prophecy 1942 . S
finest buggy I have ever seen. It
purple plush upholstery. His
wife, the famous writer, Arlene
Conley came but left her prize-
winning' airdale, Siegfield, at
Dear Chet: Cooke, can sure Juggle like no- home.
Darling, just think six more body's business. Norman Christ- Fritz Beuhlingl the food taster numDer 4
mourns aim your term win uc up. ucu, mc uai vt lur uuvemur mu mrs. vduck jan
By PEG WHITTLE
Little
Lessons
HERE AND THERE
Thirty-two Phoenix juniors and
seniors attended the junior-senior
banquet held at the Plaza cafe at
7 o'clock on the evening of Friday,
May 8.
Following the banquet the sen
iors were treated ttf a show by
Twenty years at Sing Sing to end. his wiie, Brandy Phillips, were dreau (8heJi the former Audrey , tt, Jw mv the iunion- Tbe bano.uet sllow
t. ... w thp Ynu r.mrmhrr Krandv had ur.,.. i i .. i... t male or "e species, me boys may t k th Dlace 0f the usual prom.
It will be so wonderful to have there. You remember Brandy had Heldt) showed up late. It seems
you home again. such pretty nair. wen, sne naa ly- Fritzs wife, Bonnie Lewis, has
leave the room. Johnny, shut the
door as you go out and don't
Last week I went to the twenty- phoid fever and it all came out. the measles and he had to find a ,,, " T
year reunion party of our class of She's as bald as a sugar bowl now. place to park their 17 dogs. J
'42. They all asked about you and That famous girls' proiessional Eleanor Ager and Harriett Girls, the lesson is entitled
said to send their greetings.. They football team consisting of Audrey Turnbull, leaders in the new Gold- .uote. 'Asleep in the Jeep,' or
plan to have a big party for you Wilcox, Helene Clark. Ada Davis, en Slipper religious movement ' How to Tel1 a Soldier," unquote,
when you get out of the jug. Ruby Webb, Donna Frazier. Wll- came We had to keep them away 01 course a lot depends on what
I was so surprised at some of ma Froman. Grace Walker. Jean from soap boxes by main force. vou want to teU him- but remem"
the things thev have done. Of Lister. Wilma Owen. Agnes White. rviono Mnmn th invntnr nt r, girls, that soldiers are only
course you know Bill Blackmer is Doris Ebnother. and their water that patent medicine that is good little '"W8 dressed up and the
the president of the United States, boy, Bud Provost, came. I think or everything from dandruff to fflme "line" that got them before
He always said he would be. Babe they are
Sander, the girl he used to go ularity.
with, refused to marry him when as young as they used to be,
beginning to sup in pop- corns including snake bites, burns, tnev were drafted will turn the
but after all, they aren't ingrown toenails, mosquito bites. trick ln 942- For Instance, there
worms, loose hair and bunions. Jf the oh-you-great-big-strong-
successful on occasions by remark
ing in a hushed tone "1 certainly
piiy the Japs when you get over
there."
Soldiers come in aasorled sizes,
he went into politics, so he mar- Yvonne Christiieb was there too. came with her whole medicine handsone soldier' technique which
lied Betty Nichols after she di- I think it was the first time she's show. Her husband, Clyde Garrett, is accomplished by rapidiy batting
voiced Laurence Barger because been out of the house since her 8 the star. That act he does with the eyelashes, and wearing a wor-
he drank too much. Later she mar- husband, Donald McCoy, was tak- the two monkeys and a donkey is shiplul expression. "I just love a
ried Bill Kampman, the boxer. en for a bear and killed by Doris re&i cute. You've probably seen "nuorm. It does something to a
ueorge AiacK is a DiacKsmun in nenzema on a nunuiig inp. i them billed as Garrett and troup. 6""" "u 1 nave ixxu
i-inesviiie, jowa, anu me miner oi gurss inai iiivransnuun juai wm jiyde always wears a hat.
fourteen sons. You remember killed Doris. Her hair is snow ixis Redtord and Peggy Whittle,
when he and Betty Dunn were white and she looks 90. Her hus- ne lamou8 song-wntuig team ar
married. It was just before you band, William Stacy, was comfort- nve(1 goon after the patty got un
cut sent up the river. ing her as he's been doing for the ri i,hh
Everyone was so pleased when past 5 years. unwed, rumor has it thai Lois win co'or and types. Most girls prefer
Bob and Judy Dunn showed up. Although the famous movie goon Mrg yiilia ne a size six foot, color white but there
Jn the 20 years since graduation star, Rosemary Richards, couldn't a tobacco auctioneer and Peg is are 80 manv types that it is some-
they have been married, divorced, come, she sent that wishy-washy 0ften aeen tne ieny.oean times a uttle nard to choose a fa-
and then remarried five times. "henpecked" husband of hers. You manufacturer Martin Herrin vorite. For instance there is the
Our adviser, Mr. MacCracken, remember she married Russ Mr and jrs k.rank carroH concelted type. He struts down
showed up with his new bride, Hawks. were dressed up fit to kill Tney 'ne street with his fatigue cap on
Dorothy Frideger. He looks fine The great scientist, Jim Rath, are runny,"- a bl horse ranch now one ear nis baclc like a ramro
except for his bald head, and, of was there. He's a crabby old bach- Sneg the former Lottie Burger and ms cnest puffed out until he
course, that leg he lost in the war. elor now. All the girls use to think r Clin-t say 8ne looka too eood could PP the buttons off his coat,
Speaking of the war, our class- he was handsome, but you should ln chaps She's put on a httle and out ' 016 coer of his eye
mates really helped that along, see him now! No hair, protruding weiEnt nere and inere eiDeciaiiv he 18 watcnin? to 8ee if you are
Lloyd Hoadley and Bernie Helms midsection, wrinkles, false teeth there admiring him. Then there is the
invented a near type of submarine that don't fit too well, and he jUja an Sarah Noble are run- 8tvle that stands on the street
just after graduation which was wears the shabbiest clothes! nin a hj restaurant in Hollv- corner8 1111(1 ogles the girls as they
very effective. Jim Hobson made The mob leader, Florence Wood, wood now Ida Willard is the head pas8 by or yells "hlya the!"
an outstanding record with the came She's been beating the law waitre8S and B111 Van Vleet is the when he shoots past in a jeep,
cavalry, and Dick Finnell played for 20 years, but D. A. Chuck tur Han tne time he doesn t know
the trombone while Tokyo burned. Smith swears he will get her soon. jonn Grubb is manaidne- an in- any bewer tne other half he
we were entertained at the par- Some of her gang showed up too aane asylura ln jiedlord. His wife, 18 one8ome- But by tar the iarg
ty by Jo Curtis and hr company, her husband,
Dorothy Allen, Gladys Hoadley his buddies.
and Grace Close sang a mean trio Bell,
number and Jo's husband, Bill Dr. Gene Brantley came In
'niy, RerZem5' ,and Virginia SUmson, who is a regis! e8t " mo8t 'mportani group are
Bill Peterson and John tere(, n(J has'been a great of ?ne ellow8 who look ana act just
.. help to him. Rev. Carl Henry and "Ke K ana D"' ana eura wno
his wife. Edna Grant, put up the J,ned ,tne army from your own
cash to start the establishment. fome iTV y "fV
B. J. Dunn and Shirley Cush- the earth The swellest kids in the
ing aren't speaking. You remem- w,orld d every one should treat
ber that big fight they had over Ulem rlKht- nete Sammy s little
Kay Fager. don t you'' While the "ephews are out to do a Dig hard
battle was raging he sneaked off tasK,a"d we who remain ai home
and eloped witn Dorothy Parr. Ev- 8nou d do everything possible both
erybody is still mad at everybody lor the y8 we know no, are
else concerned. B. J. later married ln campa lar awav and the lone-
cowbov Joe McCalUster. but Cush- 8ome strangers who are camped
is still an old maid. She's working '"'ff y;
sewage disposal plant,
That's all for today, young la-
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think uies. ine most, imponani inmg
Spirit Medium, Wayne Pickens, vo" havf f today in natural
and his manager, Lester Alwine, f, u soldiers are people
put on an act for us. They tried JU8t "ke anybody else and may
to get in touch with Aileen Tam- be treated as such,
ney who died a few weeks ago Class excused.
but were unsuccessful. It's a
shame too she had such a lovely Xinl6 MtircheS Oil!
Rodney Merriman and Ned Bar- Not 80 many years ago,
raclough have made a fortune on Betore tne Iirst surprising blow
their book of poetry. They are still '1'umed Japan into our toe,
very modest about their success Raining terror, death, and woe
but their wives aren't! I thought We Uved in "mug security,
they would never stop talking Al Ashiand Higu we thought of
about that epic poem Ned and lun
Rodney wrote that one called 0t P'ays we made and games we
"Ode on a Bottle of Bock Beer." wun
You probably remember them as f work to do and work we'd
Maxine Dieckman and Ada Davis. done
Fire chief Herbert Hays came But ''ttle thought the Rising Sun
alone. His wife, Myrtle Peterson, Would blaze from its obscurity,
left him for a career. She's a fa- Now some of our own boys have
mous underwear designer now. gone.
Their son married Janet Fuller- To try to right this slashing
ton. He was only 17 at the time, wrong.
and she was 35 is she was a day. Our boys are young and brave and
Can you beat that! strong.
Gay Neeley is modeling for the Their light for freedom won't be
Montgomery Ward catalog .She long.
came with green nail polish on she Protecting our futurity!
had dyed her hair lavender. She ft
w.V'l'.vi1!? k?1'!1 th!.nf- Mr- Woodell. former member of
Ht A1,be'iJ,eWiry,udld; the Ashland high faculty, was the
S-t ? P'eaf1- ,ih.uf.h- 1 speaker at the Talent nigh com-
i-tw 8i'OUld k,'.Ck' " encement exercises hem Friday.
Zl. 1 !h1fS:.after aU May Many awards and honors
she has supported him for years. were given t'0 ouUUnding gradu.
Those great Olympic stars. Ar- atinir ipninra
line Adolph. Gayle Carter and g aemon-
Gene Rhodes, came In shorts. They
are ln training how for they hope couldn't find Don long enough to
to break a few more records this have divorce papers served him.
year. Such optimism at their ages. 1 was never so surprised at any
Catherine Williams, Sally Rice one's appearance as much as I was
and Hazel Black are all working at Shirley Crosby's. She weighs
as sign putter-uppers for Burma seven hundred pounds now. She
Shave. When in town they all live earns her living by playing the
in the former Washington school bass drum in Lois E brother's
it's been converted into a beau- swing band. Geneva Coulter plays
tiful hotel. . the trumpet and Arnold Huffman
Mary Helen Kruger is raising is the soloist,
pigs on her farm near Talent. Her Julia Springer and Ann Cran
greatest prize is her husband, La dall were together as usual. Since
Mar Ormond. Ann has been having 'spells" late-
Beatrice Kruger and Ruby Jo ly. Julia watches over her very
Langford, female game wardens, closely.
didn't get there until the party All in all the affair was really
was about to break up. They had a big success. It would have real
caught Pearl Russell fishing out ly been completely perfect, at
of season without a license, in a least for me , if you could have
closed stream, and to top it off, been there. But I will see you
she had caught more than the soon now. I and "little Chester
limit. Lee" will be waiting to help you
Don Warren wasn't there but start life over again when you get
his wife, Melba Sturgeon, came. out.
She said she was getting tired of Your faithful wife,
being a navy wife, but that aha Ruth Dooms Fuller.
Deluxe
Hamburgers
and
Famous Chili
Our Specialty
SWELL
"SHAKES"
PETE'S
LUNCH
Allin Lumber Co.
BUILDING MATERIALS
PAINT, HARDWARE
163 C Street Phone 6551
CAR or JALOPY
Bring it to C'rottby's for
conditioning and repair
CROSBY
TEXACO SERVICE
STEARNS' PLAZA
GROCERY
Excellent Foods for
C'hoioy People
Phone 41S1 61 North Main
For Hamburgers and "Shakes"
That really have that
Ortaiii "Zip"
Try.
H I R A M 'S
149 Eat Main
Father's Day Cards
SucceHs to the Cbuw of '42
McNAIR BROS.
ASHLAND
GROCETERIA
FOR
RED WHITE ,
100
COLLEGE
CLEANERS
Ashland's Favorite Cleaners
Drive-In Market
"A Good PUu-e to Trade"
FREE PARKING
TIDINGS' FINE
PRINTING
Phone 5251
MERRILL'S
Soda Fountain
SCHOOL SrPPLIES
. CANDY
On the Boulevard