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THE ROGl'E NEWS
Wednesday, May 27. 1942
1TIH1E Ryj MEWS
THE STAFF
EDITOR. CELENE MORGAN
ASSOCIATE EDITORS PEGGY WHITTLE
LOIS REDKORD, DOROl HY MORRIS
BUSINESS MANAGERS BILL VAN VLEET
WAYNE PICKENS, PHIL WOLCOTT
BOYS' SPORTS CHUCK JANDREAU, CHET FOWLER
AL NEWBRY
GIRLS' SPORTS NINON KING
BETTY DUNN, DONNA FRAZIER
FEATURES .FRITZ BUEHLING, DODE FR1DEGER
BILL KAEGl, ELEANOR AGER
STYLES SHIRLEY CUSHING, YVONNE CHRISTLIEB
BETTY WHITTLE
ART BABE SANDER. ARLINE CONLEY
HUMOR DORIS EBNOTHER, AGNES WHITE
ALUMNI HELENE CLARK
EXCHANGE EDITOR FLORENCE WOOD
WILMA OWEN, Assistant
REPORTERS DOROTHY PARR, BETTY WHITTLE,
BETTY NICHOLS, GAY NEELEY, GEORGE
MACK, JEAN LITSTER, AILEEN TAMNEY, WIL
MA FROMAN, CATHERINE WILLIAMS, SALLY
RICE. RUTH DOOMS, DOROTHY RAY, LIjOYD
HOADLEY, ANN CRANDALL, VYVYAN FREE
MAN, MARY PAT RAWE
TYPISTS PEARL RUSSELL, BEATRICE KRUEGER
ADVISER MRS. FRANCES WHITE
Good Byel
QF COURSE we're not sentimental we don't cry about things like
this but the seniors who are on the Rogue News staff would like
to say a fond farewell. It wasn't always lots of fun to put out a
a paper it seems that it happened when we were the busiest. But
then, we overlook that, and remember the fun we had and the laughs
we got out of it. Frankly, we'd find occasionally a wayward member
who forgot about "cooperation." Sometimes the printers were busy,
and worst of all, the editorial and business staff managed to have
fifty and eleven things to do at that particular time. Troubles heaped
upon troubles! but what is that compared with the kick we'll get
out of the thing twenty years from now when we look at the paper
we put out "when we were kids!" We can see ourselves using the
little scandal sheet to bring back memories. We'll probably laugh at
the "gossip" column more than we ever do now and we'll see a
thousand mistakes that make it the funnier.
We could say more, but it boils down to this: we hope you carry on
next year, juniors and sophomoies, and have as much fun as we did.
In the meantime, goodbye, until that school bell rings again!
THE SENIORS
Just Fond Memories
"Oh, please don't hurt me, I
didn't do it. Honest I didn't do it.
Just give me one more chance.
Just one? Ow! You're Bweakin'
my widdle arm! Ouch, untie my
legs! Don't pull so hard. Do you
want to throw my neck out of
joint ?"
Two sophomore students upon
hearing the screeches for help
paused outside the door of the
room from which they seemed to
be coming. What could it be?
What were those horrible cries of
anguish ? What was going on ?
Was it a battle to the finish be
tween two candidates for dog
catcher? Or was it a torture
chamber for the new students?
Who knows? (Who cares?) Did
they dare intrude? They clutched
each other, not to mention the
skin they scraped from each oth
ers' arms. The screeching contin
ued. The walls began to shake as
Senior Class Officers
- : i - V
' -a
C'het Fowler, president; Dick Finnell, vlee
prenident; t huck Jandreau, secretary, and
Mr. MacCracken, rbuw adviser.
if they would crumble to the floor.
"Don't kill me any more. I'll be
good. I'll do anything you want.
Ow!!! 'ou fwactured my wiwddle
spine! Let me die in peace just
this once. I'll never ask it again.
Honest I won't."
Should they leave this poor in
nocent creature here to suffer at
the mercy of this horrible beast?
Taking a firm grip on their cour
age they decided to crash down
the door if necessary, and stop
the unmercilful slaying. Strength
and courage were what they need
ed but did they have it? No, of
course not. What do you think
they are? Super? Man!
They could wait no longer, so
they crushed the wooden door
with their bare hands (hanging
out). There on the floor lay the
victim. A self-conscious student
practicing his speech for 5th per
iod dramatics class.
r3
...
Scoop
5 ana
Snoops
Gather 'round, peoples, for an
other session by your Hear all. See
all, Know nothing and for the
last time too. But I'll never for
get the first time I wrote this
column a few kind souls donated
enough vegetables (mainly toma
toes) to keep our family in soups
and salads lor a week. Wonder
what I'll get for this? Oh well,
some people are awfully unintelli
gent but let's not talk about me
any longer and get to the business
in hand.
And now for the wooin's and
doin's around here. It has happen
ed at last just what we've all
been waitin for new romances!
And I do mean Harriette T. and
Bill U. and Freddie K. and Gloria
C. Eieanor Ager was overheard
telling some girl not to worry
about finding out whether or not
her boy-friend was a skunk she'd
soon get wind of it . . According
to rules and regulations of driving
a car, the driver should never, un
der any circumstances, be crowd
ed. Please remember that, Virginia
S. . . . Jimmy Hobson has been
telling Lois g. a few military se
crets on the life of a rookie, or
why you should never trust a sail
or but I guess you can't trust
any one that wears a uniform . . .
huh, Dorothy Grant not even bell
boys. It must be wondetful to get
to use your study periods not
studying the way Jim and Peggy
use theirs not studying.
Now we should have more gos
sip but it seems that somehow
part of the copy was lost in
transit, so you'll have to be content
with this. If you want to hear any
scandal this summer, remember to
call on us.
Dorris and Agnes
I have a car
It never skids.
It never breaks down.
f"Ca1-l:.W!H':a
3
cm a
tA
It never gets a puncture.
It never falls on steep grades.
It never gets in a collision.
I wish I could start it.
Swiped
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"If it can be done.
We can do It"
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to
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