TIIE ROGUE NEWS
Page S
Tuesday, April 28, 1943
By Kitty Kid
Listen my children and you shall
hear
Of all the gossip both far and near,
tor in the spang a young gat a
mind
Turns to thoughts of all man kind;
And likewise in this romantic
season
A young man's mind escapes all
reason.
For proof of this we have:
Norma Lee tiring of the home
front and going Prospecting not
tor EOld but for Boh-O-linkS and
Dickey birds and then we have
k-tt rendleton preferring a cer
tain brand of Goatees (pardon the
spelling). Suppose she'll tire of
beards? Slim chance Of course
you know that all Jewels have a
sparkle. For further details see
t.ie third finger, left bar
Pearl. We hear that Shirley
P C.e.1am V:
cast his eyes and his heart toward
Medford way
Does anyone know what Har
riet and Christina have in com
mon? Lee's of course!!! It seems
mon? Lee's of course!!! It seems
that Joan Nell was Lefty behind
when the navy called. And that
Hurls r.bnother IelKhs in wait
for mail from India -These wan-
trirJltan.
.... . ,w .
pers, as seen in a daze by your
lovivng ana raving reporter: Miss
Hulst vigorously defending her
April first birthday .... Miss
Loonley blushing at the chance
(?????) mentioning of the name
of Larry .... Mr. Forsythe
wearing an engagement ring ....
Helens Clark wondering about the
proper procedure of pressing an
orchid .... Two Senior Blondes
hoarding their mail from a certain
alumni marine . . . Veda W.
thinking that her one and only is
a good old Joe.
tkuib.. Frank Carrol came to
the prom prepared for any emerg-
ency. He took along a Crushing-
Seen: The female population of
AHS hovering about two sailors
something about a Sailor" speak- Mrs. Koehler Directs
weren't Melha Sturgeon has done
A Capella Choir Here
Shar f rS" higH Ashland's a capella choir, un
blood pressure at SOCE as well . .1 ,,
patVuwhcre JudoTwt'ou?
r rwu wnere aiu you gei your
deluxe case of noison oak ? ? ?
Shlrley Foster has apparently
won the heart of a southern gen-
iieman irom soum 01 tne Doraer
well, California state line is south
nt the hnrrier isn't if
I Just looked at the clock and
it's long past my bedtime so
g'nite kiddies.
""a winning boioisis presented ty jo Burns, sue Parkinson, Mar-
A HQ Qiif)on(i! AM their numbers. lee Erwin, Dick FinneU and Bill
AIIO OlUUtlllS Are Sue Parkinson sang, "The Cooke sang "El Rancho Grande"
"All Out fnr riofonfio" Wind's in the South," Dorothy Harlalee Wilson talked on the ec
VUl iUI parr, "Hindu Chant," Bob Dunn, onomic gifts of South America.
Many A. H. S. students are par- l'A Dream". Donn Hufman, "The Betty Jo Bums. Sue Parkinson
ticipating in defense work. Sever- ppden Tree . The ! quartet sang and Marilee Erwin then sang
al are air- raid wardens down Kln& Je8US 18 a Listening." The "Amapola." 'Verna Peterson con
town and others are helping at sete' "A Mifdrieal,m May" cluded the program by giving a
the schools. Many of the girl! are and Tnme Tne ri Pera m English and then in Span
taking up first-aid work glee club s number was "Heigh-ho ish.
following is a list of students
who have special duties to per-
form at the schools in case of an
air-raid during school hours;
Aides, Bud Provost, Bob Dunn,
Chet Fowler; Inside Guard Detail, ry,n, ii-rtiv x-s
Mr. Kenneth Wood, Bill Peterson, According to sales manager Bill
Winfield Roberson, Keith Wine, Kaegi, the 1942 annual sates are
Ken Caton, Walter Graham, War- over 100 annuals ordered now.
ren Hance; Outside Guard Detail, The goal for the annual sales is
Al Simpson, Manuel Serber, Al 200, and they must all be ordered
Newbry. Lloyd Hoadley, Jim Rath, by the middle of May. That means
Claud Garrett. Dick Kerr, Bobby rapidly increasing, there being
O'Harra, Wayne Pickens, Albert that nearly 100 must be sold in a
Stratton; First Aid Detail, Mr. considerably short time.
Gastineau, Miss Blasted. Colleen An attractive cover, many en
Martin, Florence Wood, Bill Bur- giavings, and feature material
die, Don Evans; Telephone Detail, will be drawing cards for the an
Margery Adolph, Maxine Dieck- nual sales. And now when prices
man, Mrs. Frances White, Arline of many things are higher, the
Adalph. Dorothy Parr; Fire Squad, year book's cost remains the same.
Mr. MacCracken, Dick Finnell, Students are asked to keep this in
Fritz Buahling, Bill Cooke, Barney mind and to buy an annual for a
Rlggs, Jack Waybrant, John Bell, souvenir. The price is one dollar.
Herbert Hays, George Mack, Ned 0
Barraclough, Cecil Bishop, Mar
vin Gettling, Owen Griffith, Ar
nold Hoffman, William Hutchins,
Roy Clary, William Stacy; Lincoln
Squad, Bill Kaegi, Phil Wolcott.
Bill Elam Marcus Balfour, Bill
Green, Charlie Jandreau, Elwood
Hedberg, Charles Smith, James
Hobson and Lawrence Hall.
A sophomore stood up when the
teacher asked the dumbbells in
the class to stand up. When he
was asked why, he said he knew
he wasn't a dumbbell, but he hat-
ed to see the teacher standing
alone.
, , ,
Jack What did the ocean say
to the shore?
I'll bite.
Jack It didn't say anything
it Just waved.
Mr. Beau
Brummcl
aiaGII school boys
l'lti MANY SHOE COLORS
Snoes tor boys mis spiuig aa
deiuu.eiv beim? c.o.ii iiOi
suaues o blown, ranging irom o.
blood to a light beie. A suivey o.
some or tne aowmown sioies aiso
i e veals tnat two-tone wane ana
brown, or brown and tan outflank
the demand tor all otner co.ors.
Black footwear has not enuiei
been relegated to the attic sueives,
tnr it i nuira nrniwr tor in. rn
U8e. Solid white is not in vogue
this season
Regular oxfords with variations
In design are still the old stand
bys, but oxfords with tne mocca
sin stitched toe are gaining In
hand of PPP1""- T,ne Plain-toe miuiary claafceil a,e commonly known M ta.u
rlev C'ros- fchow 'tn 1U ""Ifle buckle and pi8.ca.to.H.ai ver-te-brates and '"V?,,?
rtain Tal- "tnlp has been avored bv a num- in-ver-te-brates. So if anyone calls n!?Z
ber of studenU who like the sou
In general high school boys like
a dressy but simply-designed,
hard-wearing shoe, if it's com
fortable. Leather heels are being
. , f th
nearly 83 cent OI tne
Girls' League Meets
Xo Honor iTint Week
. .
Girls' League held a meeting
anonaay, Apni zu, ieaturing girm
prints thai were worn during
print week, under the direction oi
tiss Loosiley, home economics
teacher.
A tashion parade of dresses,
made by tne sewing classes, con-
sisted or cotton school dresses and
rayon "date " dresses. Miss Loosiey
gave the cost of making and ap-
pioximate cost if they were ready
made. '
Sue Parkinson sang "Blue in
the Night" and "Who Calls," ac-
companied by Manlee Erwin. Ann
Crandall played on the violin, "Ad-
oration," accompanied by Wilma
Froman,
prMented their pram tor
student body Wednesdav Aoril 22
th t th tf ' , t rf".!, thi
annual music festival held at
sqce April 24
, - , .
;: Zt. ,t w.'ne.ana
white robes, they sang "Ecstacy
"f, 1S.p,rmS
"'!"
iiie gins aexiei, ooys quarxei,
'
6,wan-
MANY ANNUALS SOLD
vod vd n into
HOME ROOM NEWS
Mr. Wood's home room, which
is composed mostly of sophomore
boys, has been studying different
vocational occupations. They have
been making tests to determine
what kind of vocation they are
best suited for and then the boys
are looking up requirements for
that vocation. Many of the boys
are interested in aviation,
Miss Wood's home room of Jun-
lor girls has been studying and
discussing the personality ques-
tionaires which were passed out
y the office. They have also be-
gun work on another play.
Under the guidance of Mr.
Simpson, the sophomore boys have
been studying personalitiy. They
have been taking tests and dis-
cussing It.
LITTLE ff
No,
By PAT RAW E
Put on your diving helmets.
children, for today we descend to
thiology (fish to you, you poor
tis,':
Fish are divided Into two class
es, those without spines, like jelly
llsh, and those who go to the
other extreme and have spinjs
that stick out a yard in front of
tnem hke 8WorUfish.
These two
inrt. 'ZZ m
know what he means and take a
pullcn at himu you have enough
backbone.
The deeper we go in the ocean
the more we find fian who remind
" more we unu nan wno reminu
of humans (I have a dear
friend who looks exactly like
deep sea bass). Then we have the
sponge. He's the fellow who al- '
ways lets you pay for the cokes
when IZSlSTtSTiS
: . t - . .. . .. .
a mg mgni is a warn in tne park
wiui ins Sm, nu Puxk 01 ner
home made fudge. There is the
clam who is very good company
for himself and who always pulls
his neck in when anyone comes
near him. Strangest of all is the
crab who can avoid any issue by
side-stepping it.
The most popular fish in the sea
the mermaid. She has caused
more wrecks than all the U-boats
in the ocean but she is still popu-
r with the merchant marine and
her picture has appeared in more
sains man a caveman.
All you little drips come on out
of the water now. No, lrmagard.
that is not a Japanese fishing
boat you see on the horizon. It is
merely a school of Alewives play
ing tunas on their scales. Whew!
That pun smelt!
Spanish Classes
Honor Pan-Am. Day
Pan-American Day, hemlsphere-
holiday for the observance of
Latin and North American unity.
was ceieDratea at AHS with a
program presented to the students
by Miss Ruth Woods. Spanish
teacner, Monday, April 13.
Florence Wood srave the sieTiif-
icance or Pan-American day. Bet-
Warm breath upon my cheek.
Soft touch on my shoulder.
Little face pressed close to mine
Eek! Who let that cat in?
SKATE
at the
Ashland Armory
Sat. nights 7:50-11:00
Sun. Tues., Thurs. 8:00-10:30
For Hamburger and "Shakes"
That really have that
Certain "Zip"
Try
HIRAM'S
149 East Main
STEARNS' PLAZA
GROCERY
Excellent Foods for
Cholcy People
Phone 41S1 61 North Main
CAR or JALOPY
Bring It to Crosby's for
sonditionlng and repair
CROSBY
TEXACO SERVICE
A B C's of
Ashland Hi
A-rdent Albert's and Yvonne's
Atfair.
-ashful Gertrude Hearing.
C-ute Emory Wine.
D-umb Shorthand Class (Ask
Mies Fry).
F-althful-Gladys to her Army
TjiiI
G-enius What Ashland High
Lacks.
H-ateful Exams.
I-H Every Friday. (What a co-
lncidence)
, '
more weeks for
K-illing
Mr. MacCracken's
Jokes.
L-ate My Column.
M-usical Wtlma Froman.
N-ews Nothing here.
O-ld Ann and Norman's dating.
rMitna smells from the diem-
H'tTh
The Way the
D,ive B Vacant
R-eliable Betty Dunn.
S-uccessful
Junior - Senior
Prom.
T-ruthful What this Column
jn.
u-nderhanded Somethir.g You
ShouWn.t 8
V-itality Rosemary Richards.
W-olf-Chet Fowler-Just Ask
the Merlfnrri flirln
X"CUA Forged.
oenerauv. on wnv vou weren t at
gchool.
y-hudi Hasn't Anyone Found
Him yel
z.estfui Sue Parkinson
,
. W1. .
""'fJ11" entertained the
5s u H i i
"e fi" j.rh
inT ..i " i 11
"rs..-,Jlc, 25f '
, "A 'K C.L . .,mpn
led VVlUna Froman at the pia-
" " a" 'n??r 2??!, f, he play"
r! r.'Q"n tne faa'f-
Do you have a flower pot?
Oak Street Garage
WELDING AND
REPAIR WORK
SLABS
Whittle Transfer
89 Oak Street
Don't forget Mother
on
Mother's Day
May 10
She would love a
photograph of you
BUSHNELL STUDIO
Deluxe
Hamburgers
and
Famous Chili
Our Specialty
SWELL
"SHAKES"
PETE'S
LUNCH
i 1 Hz
Oh for the blushes of bashful
beaus
And the blare of a beautiful bull
For a look o; the lilacs that ;oom
in the lane,
Or the snores of a letterman's lull.
h the petals f pretUful
'
That row the green so gallant-
ly gay,
And send forth a scent of savory
sweetness
That purifies pastures where piggy-wigs
play.
Ah, friend, 'tis time for those
thoughtful travels
That some spirit has spoken as
"fever of spring,"
But 'tis well that we're true to
trends of our treadway
'Cause Uncle Sam said there's a
shortage this spring.
So kids, let's leave care and be
carelessly careless;
And wofully wander wherever we
win;
And holler with happiness; be
headaches and hectic.
Who cares? This is time for ter
nfical thrills!
It's Spring!!!
Dr. Harvey Woods
Physician and Surgeon
MOTHER'S DAY
CARDS, CANDY, GIFTS,
Gift wrapped for mailing
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ASHLAND
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FOR
RED WHITE
100
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CLEANERS
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Drive-In Market
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FREE PARKING
FOR THE IDEAL WASH V
JUST CALL
THAT'S ALL j
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Phone 1771 81 Water k
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