Friday. Feb. 27, 19IJ
THE ROGUE NKWS
Page S
Hr. Ber.u
Bummel
BEOWULF - -1942
By TI T t HKISTLIEB
Buys' Style Drift to
Marks, Longer Jackets
Gather 'round all you guys and
gals an' I'll ten you a tale which'll
make your hair stand on end.
Well, this is all about a guy
named Beowulf which was in :
btipeiman of his day which was
somewhere around 500 A. D., may-
Beowulf is the nephew of Hy-
(Jords, sweater and saddle shoes peac Of course we all know
have become an unquestioned day- Hygelac is the king of the Geats.
time uniform with which more p'm(i out who the Geats were and
than a little tampering is likely you've all ready gone nuts.
to provoke unfavorable comment. xow Qver in fcj,Kiand at this
m SUPER
jp SLEUTHS
i i..
Qarb Gossip
Suit Yourself
As your first spring investment,
you wul want a. suit. Neat, simple,
Dut rewarding to face and figure.
Never has it been more essen
tial to take a long-range, far
sighted view of waidiobe needs.
and, moie than ever, the suit fits Tj,e process of getting comfort
into the picture You're looking for aDie the steps at noon is a long
the kind that can take hard wear, and arduous one. The first major
J the suit that you can live-in-and- sieD i9 to eet to the steps, then
He.io, you lucky people It's us like-it. you sit down. You are Just getting
tor after dark the soecifica- c.,n u,ik. mrain rpmindinr vou that the Dur- want to look pretty this drowsv when some letterman
ifk Snappy
Snores!
Uons are relaxed enough so that havin' trouble with an old meanie cnase of defense stamps keeps the spring; so watch your figure prob- comes along and tells you that you
me boy who is up on his toes can named Urendel Grendel was a Nazis quailed and changes japan- 'em. lf yu have one and who cant loiter on the front steps. So
display individual apparel taste monster. ese lanterns to "The Lights That hasn't select softly feminine fash- you move.
and still remain fainy within the Every night for 12 years Gren- Failed." And now that we're off Hns to flatter your most becom- Again you are getting drowsy,
code of conservatism that governs del would truck on down to Hroth- to a bad start we'll unearth a bit "K features. Don t forget, fit is Qn the side of tne j ront stppSp and
tohool garb. gar's tavern called a Mead Hall of the school dirt for you ... If the essence or flattery M you se- gome emale with an ice cream
Style Change and make a meal of one of Hroth- the Japanese army thinks our Je" ttle suit that s right for your starts letting it 'rip down
Though tne style currents of Ear' men. He always did this at forces are stiff competition, they fyPe-.yu will arrive happily at a neck while she gabs. You
uiegon move uiiiioki inipervepu- night because he belonged to the snouiu see ine competition uai . T i ri! moVe.
oiy. me aiean may uetect a sugni Monsters' union, Local No. 6, tieru nays is giving ,eurge m. '" . .--.-
dnft. Grab your magnifying glass, which forbids its members to Something Shirley ought to be that are flattering to you, whether
Watson, and let's have a look. raise the dickens in the daytime, done about it ... We happened to yu re blonde, brunette or redhead.
As everywhere, sports jackets tk. i,i ,,,.,. ,, walk up behind Kenneth C and The Boy-Rye View
are longer. They have come down - wu each niht didn't ao- Maxine C. unexpectedly the other The fellows say excessive orna
You are almost as'.eep then
some camera fiend catches you
with a yawn about a foot wide and
two feet long you turn your
back and slide on into some
to 31 inches in the latest models , Jto tn pe0pleBVery much so day and Just Kue8s what thev, ent,atj0" 8ti1' out of. hand- but chocolate. You move.
anH u t'u vnrif rt without Kai.ict . 1 .... . . ...... t.. 11mir .hniil- inn -j 1 1 , uumt th. inrln hnrw Inut n fear .trn
lads hope that a few stern
rnings will reduce the heavy
thinks it's a wonderful feeling to cargo.
be free, blonde and 17 again. . . . They like clothes that give the
It has been said that Mr. Mar- impression
Cnu-ken never lets little thing gr who wears them, of being
To achieve that certain swish.
the cheerful y"ml&n doing lately, but to be Frank with JJX&FS?
iny the color and Hrothgar lets them stay in you, we don't know . . . And it's , th .. fashions b'ades, ev
always have the latest fashions
and individual styling.
Miss Brasted's division of the
sophomore gins pride themselves .
sions on various topics. Chuck "ttting on a fence
Jandreau spoke to them about
boys' basketball rules and how
they differ from girls' rules.
Drive-In Market
"A Good PUu-e to Trade"
FREE PARKING
and are very smart without being fter ,2 J tm9 tn decided were talking about- you guessed the
reminiscent of Hollywood and j., safe t() go to tne it - the weather! . . i wai
. ,i panutiJi ne i tn- Mead Hall anymore, maybe,
nial odd-iacket-and - contrasting- ... , . . ,,
slack combination show a trend .VVelJl Beowulf hears about al
.,, fiann,.! ru i-i ihIh riv in this. He decides this is an ideal
blues, grays and browns. The 3 kiiurk m he nd . ew bother him. Well, at least not right for her personality
coais memsi-ives are as a ruie ine f . most nine ining. . . . vveu leu
most refreshing part of the en- i'""14' head for England. you what Gmet, has been
semble bv virtue of
wav in which thev can
burden. the hall. That night Grendel hard to eet anv information
A word about vests. Except on comes out of the marsh and the love-life of Audrey Wllrox,
dress or "dark blue" occasions, droops on up to the Mead Hall. too. 'cause she says it's private
this item is about as common with He goes in and sees Beowulf and (Yea. but I'rivate who?) . . .
Grizzly boys as skirts in the Lon- his men in conference with the .nii y Bill K., and Johnnie M
don club. Solid color sleeveless Sandman (not of comic book have almost decided they
sweaters appear to have almost famel. Medford girls (read it and weep,
completely supplanted an old and Grendel picks up one of the men AHS galsi) . . . While we're on
respected article of male attire so and beats heck out of him while the subject of changes in heart
far as this school is concerned. Beowulf watches. It takes a lot to (ijhe nobody was) Bob Ihinn
The pullover version adds a little get this boy mad. seems to have his share. He be-
neatneas. and seems to be gain- Finally Beowulf gets mad ueves variety is the spice of life
ing popularity. Along this line, enough so he steps up and starts . . Something has been said
the snappiest spring outfit we've to knock the socks off Grendel. about Eleanor and Sunday nite
ever eyed is a waistcoat of soft Beowulf had a fine set of teeth and . . . (wait till she sees this,
yellow doe.skin with notched la- but they didn't do him much good iK,se'l kill her) . . . 1'earl It. says
pels worn with a beige sport jack- after Grendel knocked them into that Bea sure has a way with sol-
et and contrasting trousers. Yum, his stomach. Finally Beowulf gets diers now, maybe Bea could tell us
yum. the best of Grendel by tearing off more about the way Pearl has
- Grendel s arm so Grendel goes with k. y. boys . . . Wilma Owen
illtl.S DUIIX, LAST FOR' tearfully home to mother. has really set her heart on learn-
ItOSF.Bt K! AM) MKDFOKI) Old lady Grendel doesn t like this i,lfr to ice skate and that's the
Ashland drill team, directed by so she fights with Beowulf and oniy reason she goes over there
Mis June Brasted, performed its she also is killed. After that ev- So help us! ... A belated com-
la.it two drills for the Host-burg eryone goes around cutting off niuulque has Just leached us
Indians and the Medford Tigers, everyone else's head and everyone ahoU( the record-breaking contest
on the Griranes" home floor. ' Use to nappy-as tang as It lsnf at Christina's house the other nite.
An Indian theme was carried his head that is cut off. Jiminev! (hmmm we're getting
out for Roseburg. The girls sat in Well, all the run s over so Beo- WOrse) ... At last it has been dis-
a circle on the floor and Isabelle wulf goes back home. He settles covered what Maxine, and Hor-
Green gave a tap number, Celene down to an unexciting life playing thy have in common Oh Bro-
Morgan an acrobatic number and pin-ball machines. thers!!! . . . It's really amazing
Mouryne Burton an Indian dance. Finally he gets to be king and what a mere long distance cal
At the Medford came an arrow rules for 50 years. from Texas will do for a net-son
was formed and a majorette held One day he hears about a dra- They sure shift Harriett's bpirits
gon wnicn guaras a treasure, i nis f0 high . . . We've got it by grape
dragon has been acting up so Beo- vine that Helene really bums the
wulf and some of his soldiers go midnite oil. (Of course we mean
out to teach him some manners, by studying late!- . . .It's nearly
This dragon is a weird looking March -the month of income tax.
lege of Education, spoke here on cuss and he scares the daylights but that don't bother Agnes. The
Monday, Feb. 16. He talked on out of the soldiers, who run away oniy income she has is at midnite
Washington and Lincoln, whose I these are the ancestors of the twice a week ... If you were
birthdays were being celebrated at people now running around with- brave enough to read this far (we
that particular time. He also told out any daylights). Beowulf and a do it for you) then maybe you can
of his visits to these famous men's few others stand their ground and stand our little poem:
monuments. kill the dragon, which in turn kills Parked in a car along the way,
" - - - ' ! -.-'-'-- -v- ---- -'-'- -'----t. -l -Li-- -i u i . u i. i. - u. guy, a gal Alas! !
Don't be ridiculous! It's O. K.
He's only saving government
gas.
Beowulf.
They pick up Beowulf on a blot
ter and burn his body. This all
goes to prove that Beowulf was
reallv hot stuff.
belonging to the
Out under the tree you are all
propped up and comfy- then hear
a sickening thud. Knife throwers
on the other side. You move.
Over by the sun dial Is your
best friend, you are talking to him
when his girl comes. You move.
Stretched full length on the
are pulling up grass
everything is quiet and
peaceful you look around, every
one has gone. The bell has rung.
You move.
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IIEKE'S HOW WE CAN HELP
"All out for defense" is the
theme of our American democra
cy! Maybe we can't shoulder a
gun and defend our freedom, but
wc can help by various ways of
cooperating with national plane,
and taking this thing seriously.
Defense stamps and bonds play an
important part in carrying out the
wishes of Uncle Sam.
So, although we cannot go
abroa.! to fight, we have been and
we shall be fighting here at home
by buying defense stamps and
bonds.
A contest between the home
rooms has proved successful in
getting the students to buy more
stamps and bonds. Mr. Wood's, Mr.
MacCracken's, Mr. O'Neil's and
Miss Fry's home rooms have reach
ed the 100 percent mark in buying
stamps and bonds. Other rooms
are doing their part in helping
Uncle Sam in this fight for freedom.
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