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Friday, Jim. SO, 1945
THE ROGUE NEWS
Page
Courtship Of
Miles Standish
It was in the spring of 1610. "
The sun was shining, the bees
was buzzing the birds was yap-
p.ng. and the buds was budding.
All this stuff was going on in the
iisiiiK jkuiik mcuuTOiu Jin-
outh Rock. In a cabin overlooking
the town lived two men,
Alden and Miles Standish.
On this afternoon everyone was
very busy because the Mayflower
was leaving for England in the
morning. In the cabin Miles was
telling himself what a swell guy
he was. While he was thus boring
himself, John was writing letters,
He was sending in five box tops
for a baseball mitt.
jr a Daaeuttii nun.
When Miles ran out of nice
things to say about himself he up sheet. getherT Left Hand Driving discussions on manners 10 oe pric-
an turned to John. However he finally convinced U Cafeteria's output all tough 3 lt ia permissible to drive on ticed at school, in the home and in
Look, John boy, I'm an old dem an' da fiatfeet gave his as leather? the left-hand side of the road only oc!ty-
soldier which is pretty lonesome mouthpiece da glad news. When Word has it Chuck and Marllee heri you (a) feel tike it, (b) '
so supposin' you trot over and ask dis mouthpiece finally got around are doing okay Want a better view of the scenery, Miss Brasted reports that her
I'riscula to marry up with me." to hotfootln' It over he got trown And tnHt Harriett has an admirer (c) are tired of living. sophomore girls have- been taking
Sure thing. Miles old boy," in jail too, cui cops don't like a 1,1 Kav- 4. When hearing a fire engine turns leading discussions on
said John as he jumped into his hotfoot any better dan anyone 11 looks as though Gladys and gjrenj you should (a) race it to grooming. They have made plans
shoes and started through the else. De mouthpuss was all for Julia Ann the file, (b) pull up to the nearest to have Mrs. Enders of Fortmil
woods. giving up, but not Ieetle Abul, da And Pearl and Eula each has her fire hydrant, (c) ignore it; prob- ler's speak to them on "How to
Shucks," thought John as he shrimper had been tru all dis be- man- ably a false alarm anyway. Dress Nicely but not Expensively."
roared over the trail, "I wanted fore. He'd been in an' out of da Tbe engagement ring worn by 5 jn maKU1g a ieft hand turn '
to marry Prisy myself." hoosegow so much he had a key loris Uenker you shouid (a) ciOBe your eyes The second section of sophomore
As he neared Priscllla's cabin made so he wouldn't bodder da Proves that some man is caught and step on the gas, b) phone for Rlrls, under Miss Loosley, had a
he slowed down to a gallop. He Jailer. Right away da mouthpuss book, line and sinker. a taxi, (c) park hi the middle of Christmas party over the holidays
knocked on the door and waited, perks up. An' Abul an" da mouth- 1)0 kMie and Chuck still have it the highway until the traffic is t Mrs. Taylor's. In their group
Prisy was a cute little trick of puss have a gay old time singin'. b&d ? clear. meetings, they have discussed
eighteen summers, all dressed up An" laughln'. An' such. Are the two-toned socks a timely 6. On seeing a red curb you some of the things expected of
in her best bib 'n tucker. While dey are whlling away fad7 ., know that (a) someone had a one when taking care of children,
Hello sonny." she said. "Come dere time da sun sinks over da 1)0 8gy Whittle and Ardie write terrible accident, (b) a paint store and other related topics,
on in for a slue of tea and a slab hnnwm an' Hon Hou miiotw an every week, . nMir ic nn one gnii nark in
of bear meat.
He went in.
"Pull up the floor and sit down,"
said Prisy.
John and Prisy just sat there
for an hour or so and talked about
the weather n' the trees, n' the
bees and all that kind of mush.
John looked at his watch and
decided enough was enough so he
got down to the business at hand.
He Umbered 'up his tonsils and'
spouted forth on Volume I of the
brave deeds and the adventures of
Miles Standish. About three hours
later Prisy yawned. Being a well-
mannered little eral. she stuck her
mannered little gal, she stuck hef
fist in her mouth.
John tnok Ih. hint i.A rinnuri
beating around the bush.
"Prisy," he said, "Miles wants
vnu tn mnn-v nn nrith him "
Now Prisy said a mess of words weeks click Washington forged HB, Kv ...... , . ,.,, ,..
right here that wouldn't interest Valley Forge, in fact, won the " 1 ' a."SiVeb
us people. She concluded with. Revolutionary war for click a teacher was trying to get
"Why don't you speak for your- yellow rose, just a faded yellow the pupils to understand the dread
self. John?"' rose, yet it solved the mystery of ful business of conjugating verbs.
John didn't feel like facing click how congress could be so "When I say 'I have, you have,
Miles right away so he tripped on divided on the tax issue. The sen- ne nas." " 8he explained, "I am
down to the beach. He was feeling ate is two to one in favor of conjugating the verb to have.
pretty down in the mouth so he click beautiful girls and more 1 want a11 of vou to understand,
stopped in at the "Plymouth Hot beautiful girls, swarming into 1)0 y""
Spot" and drowened his sorrows in click Washington's first cabinet, Tney did.
a glass of goat's milk. consisting of Thomas Jefferson, "Very good. Now listen careful-
A little later John boldly ankled Alexander Hamilton click and Iv- "l ,ove- yu love. he loves.'
up to Miles' cabin. Miles, hearing Hedy Lamarr, Lana Turner, Ann What is that?"
him, threw down his latest edition Sheridan are all close friends "Please, miss," said Johnnie.
of Superman and dashed to the click who would of thought it? "it's one of them triangles when
door. A yellow rose! click washes her someone gets shot!"
John made a complete report of face in Woodburys cocktail every
Prisy's refusal. Miles didn't ex- night before going to bed. She Campfire girls of AHS hiked to
amy get mad but he did use some has the loveliest complexion Big Rocks last Saturday.
mighty forceful language. . in darkest Africa. We will return -, - -, ., .,, - - L
About this time a flunky came
in to report that a mess of red-
skins were starting to play rough
Milea got his vast army together
and went out and whipped the
daylights out of 'em.
While he was gone, John popped
the question to Prisy and they got
hitched, so everybody was happy.
PIVO PONG
Ping pong has advanced to the
ranks of exciting sports. The new
equipment placed in the basement
halls has had immediate response
for the girls and every noon finds
heads bobbing back and forth
watching the little white ball.
Judge (in traffic court): I will
let you off with a fine today but
another and I'll put you in jail.
Driver: Sort of a weather fore
cast, eh, judge?
Judge: What do you mean?
Driver: Fine today, cooler to
morrow. Sluice Box, Weaverville.
You Can Always Get
Good Lunches
MAGGIE'S
DA THIEF OF
BAGPOP
Well dis ieetle jeik lived a long
time ago two-tree tousan' years
to be exact. His moniker was
Abul, which is a nice name for a
flatfoot, but he wasn't a flatfoot
even if he was Abul. Dis Abul
was forever practicing his profes-
, ,ts. f.
sion. In dis UtA if youse go
around ticing your profeSsion
P okay. Only not
in nia count ,cuz da kid a
thief an certain Dersons who were
roDDea or aa snoit on aa dbck
didn't like it anv at all hardlv.
Well on wit da prose de Ieetle
wan had been snatched red-hand-
ed I an' red-faced! right in da mid-
dle of a job. It was a good Job
too union hours an' union pay.
Da fuufeets had him and dere he
wa8makin' laree auacks wit da
face on how he would reform an'
turn over a new sheet. But da
fiatfeet were tough an' told him
tn ihiil nn nr Hv tvniilH reform
to shut up or dey would retorm
his face an' put him under a new
out into da night isn't dat
dark end?
Ike. PulULutttut
A little white radio.
The lights turned low.
The pushbutton system,
And here we go!
President -Kooeevett said recent-
ly in a special broadcast-click
Use Woodburys soap, for the skin
you love
touch click even
George Washington would click
apply makeuD on the natural
apply makeup on the natural
contours click of a holding tax.
Roosovelt alan ttrf ,111,
"You are my Sunshine, my only
Sunshine" click though you
mnv hA a nrallflnuror nnm in i
to tfte a,r tomorrow morning at
6 o'clock. And be sure to listen in
at tne same time tomorrow for
0,8 Mystery of the Pink Rose,
Cusm to the Yellow One.
Enough Said!
""' " - - " "
GET YOUR VALENTINE
HEART CHOCOLATES
at
Eastside Pharmacy
Drive-In Market
"A Good Place to Trade"
FREE PARKING
Dr. E. A. Woods
Practice' Limited
to
Eve, Ear, None, Throat
FITTING GLASSES
Office Hours 10-12 2-5
Swedenburg Building
Keyhole Scoopsl
Vacation has went and scuool has
came,
But somehow, or other. it's not
quite Uie same.
A tew more studies and a lot of
exams
Keep au the kida home at nights
10 cram.
But in spite of these obstacles
ove lives roll on
To P"11 Verna Petersen
Andae ne' . Dunn has CTst
her eye
. .. .; i-
On a certain Rood-looking pernor
guy
I, rlalee'. heart up to Parr
? "
Ar. n H. . .,inr
rnu?
rw n ormv oamn hii hnii fa-
cinauon lor Bonnie
And does Sue's heart still belong
to Johnnie T
Is Jim Hobtton really a woman
hater,
And what makes Jim Kath an A-l
rater? .
Does Betty Jo Burns prefer Ford
V-8's?
And where does Chet Fowler get
all hi date ?
an nis dates ;
Do Barney and Emily go well to-
, T
still all Greek?
Do Doris and Lots still like Far-
mers best.
And did anyone in the class pass
the chemistry test?
i neen lamney ana Kieanor
thin k
Tha.lth ni'St boys are found at
the rink?
And we hear that many a mas-
Is f '"f1 .on. majrettes at
. " a
are
swell, "vote
r , , fu7 .
D. Ior . resl 01 lne BosslP
m
in a rut.
, " Tr .
Tl Ju8t doesn t
be
seem
much more to say-
No more scandal that's all
today.
TED'S FEED AND
SEED STORE
It's time to start thinking
about garden planting
Phone 5771 355 Eant Main
STEARNS' PLAZA
GROCERY
Excellent Foods for
Chotcy People
Phone 41 SI 61 North Main
Deluxe
Hamburgers
and
Famous Chili
Our Specialty
SWELL
"SHAKES"
PETE'S
LUNCH
Slop! Look! Listen!
Bit ANDY PHILLIPS
. .
With Kreat pleasure and pride
n?nn,ive motorist. Please
S answers in on' syllabi
write answer, tear it ud and
P" ienrr '
r-o - -rr -
no reason ai au.
1. When coming to an arteria.
,top ign you ghouw (a) catch up
.,... '. , .4
., t,t nr'ti i.i nv no
attention to it- you have a mind
v ur own ' '
weV passing a car going
.uf ' .f.Ji"g :..,5T.?
u you know th people in the
pthe rear, (b) hope that you make
other car' b hone that you make
'. J. I .
lt (C) ask the nearest policeman
lf' all net.
ironi or or in duck oi you.
7 when driving a car on chool
grounds, you should la) see how
fast it win go. (b) look at the
girls (C) prepare to transfer to
annivi- .w.i
8. Seeing a pedestrian sign in
th mlHHIa nt h at mot vaii ihmilH
a "it it, (b) give it to a friend,
(c) take it; it might look nice in
your room.
RUDDLE
-wny is a penny Be a rooster
sitting on a fence?"
"Because both of them have
tails on one side and heads on the
other."
FOR THE IDEAL WASH DAY
JUST CALL
THAT'S ALL
Ashland Laundry
Company
Phone 7771 SI Water Street
For Hamburgers and "Shakes"
that really have that
certain Kip!
try
HIRAM'S
119 East Main
COLLEGE
CLEANERS
AhUuid'it Favorite Cleaners
WIMPY'S
ASHLAND'S HOME OF GOOD
FOOD AND GOOD CHEER
"Across from the College"
VALENTINE
CARDS 5c, $1.00
Chocolate In Valentine Boxes
25c, 50c, $1 and up
McNAIR BROS.
ASHLAND
GROCETERIA
FOR
RED WHITE
100
Home Room Neti's
Miss Fry's junior girls worked
on a skit which was presented at
a Girls' League meeting.
Miss Wood's junior girls have
been working on -a play, "Miss
Burnett Puts One Over." to be
presented for the Girls' League at
some future date. They also are
planning to enact two other one
act plays and have discussed good
grooming in the group meetings.
, ' ' ' ..
Tha. Rpnlor tmvs with Mr. Mac-
r-k- hav. bee havine soeech-
M' Mr Norby 8Pke to them n
Jan' on the "ubJect ot Work
PP "
, "
niss nuisv s group Ilia UVnii
k.vinir s wna damn lntterv
Qnce each week and have b.en
Hikeusilne nenal hvirtene
discussing personal nygiene.
Plans
for P""esentlng a Py als
also are
underwav-
' ' ' .,
Ve t w J,hL
&ria- advised by Mrs. White, has
discussing good grooming in
the meetings.
1
Mr. O'Nell'a sophomore boys
JKr' ,-,1,lc"a "ui",'"uu,c
nave 3U9t comPleted a series of
" -j
ry. My father's a minister."
She: "Well, let s give it a try.
mine's a lawyer." The Klamath
Krater.
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BOOSTING FOR
THE GRIZZLIES
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PRINTING
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REED & YOUNG
TEXACO SERVICE
We give SsjII Green Stamps
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Soda Fountain
SCHOOL SUPPLIES
, . CANDY
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