lnKP Two T H K It O ; I" K X K W K Friday, September JMt, -THE ROGUE NEWS- Published IH-Weekly by the Associated Students Body of Ashland High School. THK STAFF Business Klnff Edhors: Rachel Forsythe, George F. Smith. Lloyd Arant SportH: Harry rhipman, James Hall, Carl Brower, Max Uulley. Features Bettie Dtirkce Exchanges Rosa Franco Reporters: Carrie Reedy, Beverly Young. I-ocan Nin- inger. Barbara Miller, Janet Could. Earl Yaryan, and Philip Isely. Manager ... John Denton Assistant Manager Errilla Gearhart 'AS YOU DESIRE ME' This tiite phrase is, in reality, the unwritten law of the seliuol jtaiKr. It is the overseer of all the advisors ami the staff f the paer. It is the standard which deter mines what is news and what is not. It resolves the coloring of the school news. It places certain news on the front paje and certain news on the hack page. It keeps certain names in prominent jstsitions. It picks certain jieople to carry the hrunt of the jokes. In short, student pinion controls the school paper. It is the task of the editors to so publish the paper that the students will want to read it. Nevertheless, each student YOU can help to make the Uogue News mere enjoyable by a comment now and then TO OXK OF T11K STAFF. It is a small thing to do, but will help gieatlv to make the paper "as you desire it." quoted in the exchange column of the "Mirror" of Pal inert on. Pennsylvania. The tennis club of Long Beach Polytechnic High School named themselves "The Racketeers." Their art department has formed a rlub called "The Thumb Taik Club". In Washington Junior High School at Washington the boys are deprived of their athletic letter if they owe fines on lost books or equipment. , Oh, Yeah? John Denton was ripping off some Jazz on his btg horn. A clergyman approached him and .asked, "Have you ever heard of the Ten Commandments?" To which Johnny replied, "Whistle a few bars, and I'll see if I can follow you." Neighbor: "Where is your brother, Freddie?" Freddie: "In the house play ins a duet; I finished my part first." "Do you remember when we met in the revolving door?" "Goodness yes! That was when n started going around togeth er, wasn't it?" HI V HOLD FIRST MKKTIMi The Hi-Y club held their sec ond meeting Tuesday night, September 26. under the guid ance of Mr. Faber who will act as director of the club during tho absence of Matt Thompson Plans were made for a Hi-Y mixer which will be held at the Junior High gym soon. The date of the mixer will be announced later. Hedrlck Baughman. Merritt Schilling and Wilson Smith were invited to join the club. The Lanter, Pendleton's school "aper. at Pendleton. Oeegon, won first honor rating in the Na tional Scholastic Press Associa tion contest this year. The Union High School at Phoenix. Arizona, has Installed a rpanklng mahlne to punish stu dents who play hooky. At Alabama University, a student received thirteen B'a and one F. The failure was in the psychology course, "How To Study". Hamilton High boys of Ham ilton. Ohio, gave a style show for men. and by men. Amonn the creations modeled were beach pajamas. derbies, swimming suits, and camel's hair topcoats. Lit Goldsmith of Franklin High School at Los Angeles, Cal ifornia, is the champion high school orator of the United States. The facult." of PuvalluD High at Puvalluo. Washington, have their own council and elect their officers at the beginning of each school year. YKIJj LKADF.RS TO TKY OCT A girl named Anna showed her raisin's when she made a date with a prune named Bartlett for whom she didn't care a fig. She Is said to be fi peach and they make a Bartlett pair. She Is the apple of his eye, and while she has a cherry disposition, she frequently hands him a lemon. This Is plum wrong and he ought to ban Anna, but our say ing so is fruitless. Nevertheless, a cow makes the same noise as a saxa;hone and gives milk besides. Yell leaders and song leaders will tr;- out at the next game. Anyone wishing to try out for either will have a chance to do so. Letters are awarded for each. La Verne Dalkenberg, Pearl Arrant, and Janet Gould are the only participants so far. Any one having long arms, a loud voice, lots of pep, and yards of pa tience can pass the requirements. Competition is needed. Election for these positions will be held after the Klamath game. Send Your school clothe to Til K ASHMXII MIMtltV We ave your time and health. It coNts no more than Home Washing. Ashland Laundry Co. .11 Water St. Phone IAS Miss Clark (explaining a ge ometry theorem) "Now watch the board while I run through it again". Judging from the amount of advice and real support given, some girl ought to be yell lead- "Please excuse Johnny; he didn't go to the circus; he was i.k." Tumbleweeds Ashland. Oregon Capturing third place In the State Typing team has felt the Joyful tingle of finger tips that ii evident af ter a successful contest. First and second placed were taken by Tigard and Dallas High Schools. We Can Supply All Your Jewerly Needs from our modern stock Slade Songer DeWitt's Taxi Phone 58 Welcome Students Koda Fountain Sen Ice Lunchc Lanes On the Boulevard Phone 101 On the Plaza Harrison Parts Co. 40 Xorth Main Street PARTS FOR ALL CARS; See your garage for estimate on overhauls. PADLOCK THAT BIKE NOW! Your choice at the Fit-It Shop Men's Suits cleaned AA and pressed J1.UU Plain Presses cleaned AA and pressed AUU Cash and Carry Standard Cle ners Phone I OS McGEE'S EAST SIDE Grocery Near High. School Phone 154 We Deliver Lithia Springs Pharmacy In Lithia Hotel Bid. Headquarters DOROTHY GRAY and ItOl'RJOIS OSMETICS Try ASHLAND CREAMERY Products Shasta Ice Cream Phone 24 Thoughts For Today Xo. i a "The trouble with many per sons Is that they do not 'follow through.' 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