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-THE ROGUE NEWS
Published Sniii-.Montlily by the Students of the Ashland High School.
TI1K STAFF
Kditor Dorothy Bergslrom
Assistant Editors Melba Putman, Mary Powell
Sports Boys David Johnson, Wallace Stearns
Reporters Leah DeHaas, Louise Anderson, Lizzie Davis. Marjorle
Mills. Virginia Etemlller, Mary Herbert. Lloyd Arant, Mary Isley.
Special Reporters:
Hi-Y Carlock Johnson Library Lizzie Davis
;irls League Mary Herbert Debate Rachel Forsythe
Mush LeUoy Lindner Camp Fire....Dorothy Bergstrom
Itusinesa Staff
Kusiness Manager George F. Smith
Assistant Manager Ixirralne Smith
Rachel Forsythe
Circulation Manager June Wolcott
Exchange Manager Mary Poley
I have a car.
It never breaks down.
It never skids.
It never gets a puncture.
Mary Powell What would you
do if you found a horse In your
bath tub?
Melba Putman Search me.
Mary P. Pull out the plug.
PLEASE LET'S SWIM
Louise Anderson Well, I
knocked 'em cold in Latin all
right.
Lloyd Arant What did you
get?
Louise A. Zero.
Hob Andrews I'm not going
to schjool anymore.
Elmo Andrews Why not?
Bob A. I cant learn anything.
The teacher keeps changing the
lesson ever' day.
B&6
Glass Crystals
Ground to Fit Your Case
SLADE SONGER
State Cank
of Ashland
on the Plaza
Ashland, Oregon
Fret' swimming instruction may be offered to the Ash
land public school students at the Twin Plunges for a
small tank fee of about ten cents. The instruction to be
supervised by Matt Thompson, Y.M.C.A. Secretary, if the
plan outlined by the School Hoard recently, is worked
out.
In many schools a tank is provided and a knowledge of
swimming is required of the students
we have not had that opportunity. Most children learn
at some time, but there are some who are ignorant in
that regard. The jwrents may not realize the importance
of swimming proficiency or they may not be able to af
ford instruction
This promised plan would make it possible for nearly j lrl. Jou are etUng uf!ller every
every student to receive instruction in the degree of ad-1 daabe, Gellespie ..WelI at
vaneeinent he desired. " j least tnat. gom(,thing you can't
We appreciate the efforts of the school board and be- j doi
lieve that this plan, if develojed and carried out, will be
a go m1 beginning. D.A.R. ARE DONORS
Maxine Miller "Mother, that
man sitting next to me In the
train, kissed me when we were
Here in Ashland; in the tunnel."
Mrs. Miller "Good heavens,
why didn't you tell ,ne at once?"
Maxine Miller "1 didn't know
there were no more tunnels."
Quality Service
AGEE'S SHOE SHOP
East Maim Street
Nella Putman "Good heavens.
EAST SIDE
PHARMACY
Kodak Finishing
Prescription Specialists
GEOGRAPHY CLASS
TRIES TEACHERS
WICK
Furniture Store
New and l?sed Furniture
JM7 K. Main Street
PHONE SIO
Ashland, Oregon
"Hul the book 1 read said it
as true" "Well, I looked it up
too" "That's wrong. I can prove
it."
the best medium for transmitt- J Df tnP "Declaration of Inde.n-j
ing lovely voices untarnished to denco" and s copy of the "Con-
the audience more or less ar- stitution" t: the library. Both:
preciatlve. copies pre franed. and are to be;
However, the cla.ss is learning hung there.
something. They can distinguish ! flm verv proud of the pic-!
from a group of sounds an op- tnrev mi I niinreclate the gifts
Such are the heated comments era selectlon ag eagiiy other the different ones have given to
f the geography class. The big. peopIe can distinguish a popular the library", said Mr. Graham.
song.
The teacher Is very patient. nr. Doney, president of Will
If some student says "Brunn- amette university, addressed the
hilde's Battle Cry" Is "The assembly on March 7. He talked
Storm" it is nil in the days work, to the Seniors afterwards, telling
When the other classes be- the mahout college and some
ing held arou.-'d the music room thing about Willamette.
hear occasional shrieks and tones
he music class Is
ltural things.
ITry Our SINDAY TVRKEY
or T Bone Steak Dinner
65c
Week Days SOc and ffc
ASHLAND HOTEL
AND COFFEE SHOP
K. T. Allen, Prop.
iuicv. red books are opened and
I he true and false questions
found on nearly every page are
atta ked and gone over thor
oughly not always to the satis
faction of either teacher or pu
rils. "People, will you please stop
laming pieaas. oeKs. cajo.u n.iu ,hey reaze
scolds the teacher. learning of i
However, it Is important that
Hie inmates talk among them-
selves as to the truth of a state
ment and to the accuracy of an
authority.
The big map on the blackboard
is usually 'down and out these
il.r s, proving to a sccntic class
'lint Japm. is purple and China
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Dr. R. L. Burdic
Dentist
Ilersey Building
JOKES
VICTROLA CAUSES
STUDENTS AGONY
Keith Lennox "I locked the
car up before we left It. and
now I've lost the key!"
Dorothy I.slie (helpfully)
"Never mind, dear! It's a fine
night -we ran ride home in the
rumble seat."
Stop in at
Lanes
On the Boulevard
Fountain Service
Crim.
crisping
ilerg
tnsH figures. hands
i convenient chair, un-
red agony written on their
i i the chairs' I all refle- t
anguish the music class tin-
when It listens to some
singing via the phono-
thing ,
black '
June Wolcott "Funny
about these fifteen-rent
socks."
1 ma Crowson "Wassamatter?
June Wolcott "Every time
walk, they run."
ADDIS
DRUG STORE
"Drugs for Less"
NEW and SECOND
HAND STORE
Geo. B. Icenhower
3M0 K. Main St.
HAVE VOIR
Senior Picture
made now to avoid
the rush.
C. Darling
nopran
raiih.
Not to
merely as
phonograpli
be disparaging, but
matter of fact, the
(the one in the mus-
Miss Magoon
Miss Kilgore
Miss Magoon-
the reason why.
Miss Kilgore I'm not asleep.
-Wake tp.
Aw I can't.
I'd like to Vnow
Don't Forget The
PROM APRIL 8
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ISAAC ' S
The Quality Store
Your
personal appearance counts!
We ran help you.
LITHIA SPRINGS
BARBER SHOP
'Where all the students go"