111K KOGIK NEWS
Thursday. Muvli lo, 11:W.
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-THE ROGUE NEWS-
I'ublisheil Kml-Montlily by the Students of the Ashland High School.
TI1K STAFF
' Editor Lucille Anderson
Assistant Editor. Louise Anderson
Sports Boy: David Johnson
Exchanges ., . Max Gulley
Typist Sylvia Provost
Reporters: Wallace Stearns, Lloyd Arant, La Verne Ramsey, Har
old Ollmore, Beverly Young, Mary Isley, Logan Nininger, Silvia
Martin, Virginia Etemlller.
HMH'lal Reporters:
Hl-Y Carlock Johnson Library Lizzie Davis
Cirls league Mary Herbert Debate Rachel Forsythe
Music ......... LeRoy Lindner Camp Fire.... Dorothy Bergstrom
Business Staff
Business Manager George F. Smith
Assistant Manager Iiorraine Smith
Rachel ForsytV
Circulation Manager June Wolcott
Exchange Manager Mary Foley
ently heard to sing out, "Oh,
Miss Wiseman, come quick, the
soup is getting bigger than the
pot."
Do you remember that little ditty about "A It O 1)
Goldfish?" "OMNOOoldfish." "0 S A R Goldfish."
That was a cute way to slur words. People laughed
at it and thought no one really talked that way. But
some do slur words pitifully. Some of the conversation
heard in the hall would do a Bowery man no credit.
People must be lazy when they do not take the time or
tiouble to 8Kak clearly. Of course, each word need not
be set off by itself.
It is pleasant to hear clearly defined speech, because it
denotes generally, a clear mind.
Whooze ver little whoozit.
Henry Parks: "They once op
erated on my uncle. They re
moved his entire brain and plac
ed it under a microscope for ex
amination. When they returned
to replace the brain, they found
that my uncle had got up and
walked away. They searched
years and years (or him."
Karl Moore: "Did they ever
find him?"
Henry Parks: "Yes. When theft
located lim, he was teaching
school in Medford."
Miss Lockhart: "What ia
balanced sentence?"
John Laninl: "It has an equal
number f letters each side of
the n.lddle word."
Wear Your Birthstone
For Luck.
Slade Songer
Jeweler
SWEDEXBUKQ BLDO.
State Bank
of Ashland
on the Plaza
Ashland, Oregon
Quality Service
AGEE'S SHOE SHOP
East Main Street
Servics Birber Shop
05 S. Main
0. K. Barber Shop
East Main
Depot Barber Shop
4th Street
Quirt, Courteous Service
The Prom caai be likened to a show wedding you have j
to pay debts for each for a long time after.
Flowers
help to beautify your
a uitou ladings I
Plant and Seed Now!
Mutual Mill it Seed Co.
PHONE 9
833 E. Main St.
HO, HO
The seu : hitched a ship, I
With merciless grip, ' I
And drew It low, and bore it
high.
With a laughing, roaring, cry.
The clouds scudded by; it came
to blow;
The n:adts bent down, the wind
shrieked so:
"Ho. ho!" he cried, "you there
below
"I laugh. 1 sing, and I crunch
you, so!"
ing lip."
her I
He went with his craft to
grave in the sea.
While over his bead the wind
laughed in glee.
The elements roared, the world !
split asunder, I
And the captain screamed In the
face of the thunder,
"Ronr and shriek, rant and j
wail.
"I'll laugh till it rents the Holy !
Veil." i
And he threw back bis head. I
Looked about him and said, '
"l.s.ugh! You fool! I
(His mouth was all a -drool) !
"What does It matter, If you're
king or queen,
"You've got to go. when the
gods ring your scene,
Candy
and
School Suplies
Ea3t Side Grocery
Near High School
See Our Line of
Easter Cards
and Candies
EAST SIDE PHARMACY
'H
ho ho (he'd gone mad I oh,
ho, ho "
ATHLETES
Know
that a good start is half
the race. A small const,
teut savings account la
this bank will give you
a biic start in life's race.
CYTIZLNS BAHK
OF ASHLAND
Akliland, Oregon
WICK
Furniture Store
New and Used Furniture
S57 E. Main Street
PHONE 2I
Ashland, Oregon
EXCLUSIVE SERVICE
Free Call and Delivery
liNIQDE CLEANERS
and Tailors
PHONE 1
Her sides burst In, the brine
rushed through, I
The good ship struggled and bore
on. again!
Hut the wind rose buffeting,
more fiercely lie "' j
Till her hark was l.tki'ii: and.
she stave up. in vain. j
The captain stood on his last
command.
His soul, it writhed Ike the souls
of the damned.
He shook his fist at the thing
that blew.
"You laugh", he cried, "Well,
I'll laugh, too."
He threw back his head.
And. in the teeth of the storm,
he said,
"Beat me down, sink my ship,
"But always I'll go with a smit-
1 Mutterings I
.
Kenneth Darling: "That's a
great car of mine you can't
stop it on the hills."
David Johnson: "Why don't
you get your breaks relined?"
Stop in at
Lanes
Oa the Boulevard
Founttin Service
Mary: "I don't care If my face
isn't classic, my beauty's be
neath the surface."
Melba: "If I were you I'd
have my next photograph taken
by x-ray."
Bliss (in carl "The engine is
terribly overheated."
Miss Hedges (calmly) "Then
why don't you turn off the radiator?"
ADDIS
DRUG STORE
"Drugs for Less"
Remember 85
of all American makes of car
se Dayton Fan Belts as
original equipment.
Harrison Parts Co.
40 N. Main St.
HAVE YOUR
Senior Picture
made now to avoid
the rush.
C. Darling
Audrey Hays, who had been
left to watch the soup, was pres-
-ISAAC'S-
The Quality Store
Celebrating
Our 11th
Birthday
BV GIVING VALUES
Your
personal appearance counts!
We can help you.
LITHIA SPRINGS
BARBER SHOP
'Where all the students go"