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Thursday, February II, IWMs.
-THE ROGUE NEWS-
Published Seml-Monllil) by the Htidrata of the Ashland High School.
THK HTAFP
Kditor Lucille Anderson
Assistant Editor Louise Anderson
. Sports Hoys: David Johnson
Kxnhanges Max Culler
Typist Sylvia Provost
Reporters: Wallace Stearns, Lloyd Arant, La Verne Ramsey, Har
old Gilmore, Beverly Young, Mary Isley, Logan Nininger, Silvia
Martin, Virginia Etemiller.
Special Reporters:
Ht-Y Carlock Johnson Library ... LUzle Davis
Girls League Mary Herbert Debate Rachel Forsythe
Music LeRoy Lindner Camp Fire.... Dorothy Bergstrom
Business Staff
Business Manager George F. Smith
Assistant Manager .... Lorraine Smith
Rachel Forsythe
Circulation Manager . June Wolcott
Exchange Manager ... Mary Foley
lous speech. Suddenly the si
lence Is broken; the crowd roars
its tribute to the veity heavens.
This Is Abraham Lincoln the
orator, the man of the people.
Backwoodsman, Joker, and
story teller; lawyer, debater,
president, and orator; this is
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
IF THIS BE TREASON!
Isn't it terrible the way those in authority wear one's
nerves ragged by chasing (with words) one away from
all thtj cosy corners of school f We have an idea the
teachers get together every once in awhile and compare
notes to find who has chased (with words, we repeat)
the, most students from public gathering places. (Shed a
tear here as you reflect on this.) Why, a few people
can't even talk in the hall, on the front orch, or the
Kogue Office. But "the moral to that is." as the duch
ess said is to "Queer" their game and to not to do these
things.
Now that we've led you gently by the noses thus far,
lc pi-ejwml for our Parthian shot Why not spend some
of this time in the assembly in study! What a joy you
would be to your teachers if you studied a little more.
You'd be surprised at what a little more will do.
What broke the camel's back, you know, was the last
straw.
BONERS
WE WRITE OVR OWN
Boners
Among the rewards of school
teaching is the privilege of re-'
ceivlng statements like the fol
lowing: Humanists were people who
were always saying witty things.
A newspaper "scoop" is the
metal tray which catches the
papers.
News is the element of un
usual happenings.
Ten to Fifty Cafe
is sporlallr.lng fn 85c lunches;
also o-course Turkey JMaaer
every Sunday for- "7
50c 4- l
Wear Your Births tone
For Luck.
Slade Songer
SWEDENBURO BLDG.
State Bank
of Ashland
on the Plaza
Ashland, Oregon
A press association is the
press which reporters work un
der.
Chivalry is the custom of
knights to ride out and help la-
j dies In distress, etc
Quality Service
AGEE'S SHOE SHOP
East Mala Street
What would Saint Valentine think if he saw all the
clever little 'so's your old man" valentines that we send
to our friends and enemies now. Probably make some of
the feathers fall out of his wings. .
School Supplies
Candy, Fruit, Ir Cream
and Pastry
East Side Grocery
Near His" School
FRESH SALTED PEAXCTH
8 Pounds for S5c
ALL CANDY BARS' .
S for 10c . , .
STEARNS' SELF
SERVICE STORE.
lon't forget the next basketball game. C'cme out and
exercise vuur tonsils.
A. noted physician says that sleep is a form of intoxi
cation. If that is the case, some of the study hall loung
ers are drunk half the time.
Meet your friends at the game.
LINCOLN
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thern woman. Her only son went
to war on the Confederate
side and was captured. Now he
is to be shot because the Union
off iters claim he was a member
of a gorilla band. The man
reaches into his desk and, writ
ing a note, hands it to the wo
man, telling her to give it to Mr.
SAVE
now for
COLLEGE DAYS
A few dollars put in your
savings account now will
later be of invaluable
assistance.
CITIZENS BANK
OF ASHLAND
Ashland, Oregon . ,
Mutual Mill & Seed Co.
PHONE 9
"SEEDS THAT GROW
853 E. Main St.
We have a complete line of
Valentine Cards
EAST SIDE PHARMACY
sorry I had to do it. Jack". This
is Abraham Lincoln, the back
woodsman. In IllinoiM
The scene changes to an Ill
inois courtroom. The attorney for SUnto , ge(.retary of war
planum n.s s.aiea n.s case ,,, wH be Med ,
and cross-examined the witness. :
Te attorney for the defense At Gettysburg; I
arises, a tall gauky figure in This time the scene Ik a large
ill-fitting clothes. He begins to I battlefield there is a large
speak. One ceases to notice his (crowd before a speaker's plat
awkward body but only listens ' form. A flowery-mouthed, orator
to hlH vole as he brings out j has Just sat down. They are
facts. brands lies. cross-ex- dedicating this field as a item
amines, and sits down. etery. The crowd cheers as the
Again the scene changes this 'speaker retires. The next speak
time to the White House at er rises. It Is the same awkard
Lanes
On the Boulevard
Fountain Service
and Confectionery
SCHOOL Kl PPI.IK8
WICK
Furniture Store
New and I'sed Furnltu
. 857 E. Main Street
PHONE 210
Ashland, Oregon .
Washington. This same tall,
awkward, homely. man only
statelier and aged greatly by
worry and care Is sitting behind
figure, his homely face Is trans
figured by the zeal of his
speech. He speaks for a few
moments and then sits down. The
a desk. A middle aged woman . crowd remains quiet, still hold
is standing before him telling J ing its breath before the mi
him -a ssd story. She Is a Sou- Jesty and glory of the marve-
ADDIS
DRUG STORE
"Drugs for Less"
FREE!
H. B. Automatic Dish Washer
given with the lucky key. We
give a key with each dollar
purchase.
Eagle Meat Market
-ISAAC'S-
The Quality Store
NEW SPRING
FABRICS
Just Arrived!
All At Popular Prices!
That fivorite girl likes J
you better with your hair .
cut!
LITHIA SPRINGS '.
BARBER SHOP ,
'"Where all the students go"