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Thursday, January 14. 10S2.
Pag Two
THE ROGUE NEWS
I'uIiIInImiI Scmi-Moiitlily by the Students of the Ashland High Schml.
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Editor . . Lucille Anderson
Assistant Editor - Louise Anderson
Sports Hoys: .. David Johnson
Exchanges Max Gulley
Reporters Maxlne Miller. Harry Hoxie. Maxie Thompson, Silvia
Martin. Dorothy Miller.
Special Reporters Hl-Y, Oarlock Johnson: Music, LeRoy Lindner:
Debate, Beth Joy; Feature, Rachel Forsythe; Library, Lizi:e
Davis; Girls' League, Eunice Coats; Camp Fire, Dorothy Berg-
stroin.
ItuKlncs Ktaff
Pusiness Manager George F. Smith
Assistant Manager .. . Lorraine Smith
Rachel Forsythe
Circulation Manager June Wolcott
Exchange Manager Mary Foley
Nobel Prize Candidate-
It has been said that the world
needed most a radio that would
soothe the savage breast.
One of our unknown American
benefactors now comes forth with
the plan of a radio that would
automatically hand out an as
pirin tablet and a glass of wat
er every time someone sang
"Just One More Time".
Famous Last Words
"Listen, ran I help It if 1
haven't got an admittance slip?"
"RED MARKS"
(ratios often cause much comment. "This teacher gave
John a three and gave me a four: it's just spite that's all.
Not a hit fair."
Calm yourself, little one, ami think very hard. Did you
earnestly strive to do your best? Teachers don't like to
give fours any more than you like to get them. It doesn't
do them any good. ; Mavbe 3011 could find some little
Mint at least to improve upon. !
Xow's that time of year when largo numbers on yourj
rcHrt card makes vour chances look small.
Question and Answer Dept.
Question: . .
Dear Aunt Zilch.
Knowing you to be deeply in
terested In science and biology,
I ask you thin question. What
would be the result if I crossed
a milk weed with some egg
plant?
Karlock Johnson.
Answer:
You would probably get some
cup-custard.
Aunt (file .pant) Zilch
Ten to Fifty Cafe
Is special in ft la 23c lunches;
also 5-course Turkey Dinner
every Sunday for
50c
H. Slade Songer
Jeweler
SWEPENBLT.G BLDG.
State Bank
of Ashland
on the Plaza .
Ashland, Oregon
"SLANG"'
Do you like ty hear "slangf" It is often discussed
whether it is iieiinisssuhle in conversation or not. Some
times it is hard to draw the line between what is slang)
and what have become known as idioms. Too much slang
is tiresome. A person who calls failure a '"flap," success j
a ywow, a lady a "skirt" will hardly be considered a
brilliant ersnvei Nationalist. Slang is like Limbcrger
diet se, a little goes a long ways.
At Sun Antonia Flat, Califor
vtt. one of the student's berroes
ate up the dynamite Intended for
blasting purpose. High powered
burro.
Biology classes are breeding microln's. "Well!
How .many of you are still keeping your enthusiastically
made New Year resolutions T
Do you know that the a vet age cost of a child's educa
te n iu a public school is sixty cents a day. The value of
a college education is valued at nine dollars a dav.
Profits from gambling in Monte Carlo pay practically
all government expenses.
Futility is what a grajielruit feels when it squirts juice
in a glass eye.
ever ask the question "what to
do now?" Oue thing Is sure:
a certain quota of the most
nindefct salary should be bank
ed. This Is the great lesson
in the School of Hard Knocks.
CITIZENS BANK
OF ASHLAXD
Ashland, Oregon
THE ONE THAT WINS
like a bird on the wing
He faces the breeze,
Nur minds the sting
Of misfortunes that freeze;
And with eye on the goal,
He blinks in the blast,
Till with mind, inifilit, ami soul
He conquers at last.
Lanes
Oii the Boulevard
Fountain Service
and Confectionery
SCHOOL HI'PPLIKH
BTJLLetin
By DAVID JOHNSON
American Tragedy
Leonard Gosnell, had, by some
unknown hook or crook, ac
quired an automobile. He was
'driving along blissfully, when
suddenly said vehicle vehement
ly avowed that it would proceed
no farther. Leonard sighed and
got under the thing to see if he
co lid make the wheels go round
some more. In due time, he be
lamo so tired that he went to
sleep, still under the car.
About a half-hour later, one of
the arms of the law came along
and tapped the lad upon the leg.
"Llsttn'. said the top, "I don't
mind your lying here like this,
but you are blocking traffic, and,
as a matter of fact, your auto
was stolen about ten minutes
ago." -
ADDIS
DRUG STORE
"Drugs for Less"
Is there a doctor in the house? j
-ISAAC'S-
January
Clearance
Sales
A Good Time To Buy!
Quality Service
AGEE'S SHOE SHOP
K. Malu Street
I School Supplies ' . Ill
onlv. IVnir. tr Cream 1 1 1
I and Pastry III
East Side Grocery I I
Near High School '. I
i. -
ii
j Graduates 1
FRESH SALTED PEAWM
a Pounds for 2Se
ALL CANDY BARS
8 tor 10c
STEARNS SELF
SERVICE STORE
Time For
CLASS PICTURES
C. Darling
EAST SIDE PHARMACY
We are
Prescription Specialists
EAST SIDE PHARMACY
WICK
Furniture Store
Xew and I'sed Furniture
S57 K. Main Street
PHONE SIC
Ashland, Oregon
Let us care for the
Clothes You Wear!
Phone 108
STANDARD
CLEANERS
That favorite girl likes I
you better with your hair
cut!
LITHIA SPRINGS
BARBER SHOP
: ''Where all the students go"