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Tuesday, lHreinlter 22, 1031.
-THE ROGUE NEWS-
BULLETIN
I'uMihhcd Sciiii-Mmiliily by I he Student of the Ashland llich School.
THK ST.r'
Kdltor Lucille Anderson
Assistant Kditor I.ouIko Anderson
Sportii Boys: ... David Johnson;
Kxchanges Max Guiley
Reporters Maxtne Miller, Harry Hoxie, Maxie Thompson, Silvia
Martin, Dorothy Miller.
Special Reporters Hi-Y. Car lock Johnson: Music, LeRoy Lindner;
Dehate, Beth Joy; Feature, Rachel Forsythe; Library. Lizzi
Davis; Oirls' League, Run ire Coats; Camp Fire, Dorothy Berp-
strom.
lliiHlneKM Staff
Business Manager George F. Smith
Assistant Manager Ixirraine Smith
Rachel Forsythe
Circulation Manager June Wolcott
Exchange Manager Mary Foley
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
e Jill go down to tin- gym everv once in awhile now for
an assembly program. It sometimes is a plav. The plav
will be progressing- at its best wlun tins villian vr some
in like that w ill cine in ami slain the door. The whole
wall tpiakes and totters. You all sit up on the edge of
your seat anticipating the fall. lint the wall hasn't fal
len, yet!
If some aspiring youtg amateurs would put on a play or
series of one-act plays and let everybody in for half fare,
enough money may he made to replenish the crumbling
stage scenery. What do you think?
Xow if von are in the mood, what about our pep. It's
a great idea. We should try to have a well organized group
of rooters. And hoys in the rooting scctii.ii would he
something new, too. "While we are thinking about sup
porting our basket hall team, it might be a good idea to
help them ktep training rules. In other words (girls)
get them home earlier.
lid v:.u ever think of that
By DAVID JOHNSON
Big Idea Department
Kenneth Darling and Co. have
a new way of corresponding. You
know, of course, that she lives
in Medford. Well. Darling has
made arrangements to call her
every evening at exactly seven
o'clock. This costs money, but
was Darling daunted? No. He
thundered rK'ht on. This is what
he did. He told her that if she
heard the phone ring at seven.
it would be him. This sound of
the gong would indicate love and
kisses and what not. She was not
to answer; she was only to
know that he wag thinking of
her. Then, as she did not answer.
Darling would get his dime back
and he able to repeat the per
formance next night. Slick?
The WIckersham report of
many blunders ago says that
,-rison educational systems are
deplorable.
The boys might as well go to
tollege after all.
It would be a fine howdy-do
if you could shoot your mother-j
in-law and graduate Irom sing
Sing with a B. A. degree.
What shall I do?
Harold Cilmore.
Answer:
Hurt her feelings, dumbell.
and then apologize on January
first.
Aunt (never miss) Zilch.
Dear Auntie Zilch:
My boy friend, J. C. Hamaker,
Is growing very ln-attentive. In
fact, he runs around with other
girls. What shall I do?
Marietta Whitney.
Answer:
I am afraid you are losing him.
Marietta, Well, if iyou want to
keep him forever, feed him one
of your home-cooked dinners and
then seal the body In your fam
ily vault.
Aunt (sympathetic) Zilch
Dear Auntie Zilch:
La Verne and I have been
fighting. Can you help us?
Glenn Head
Answer:
What, again?
Aunt (quick-as-a-tlash) Zilch
Dear Aunt Zilch:
Leonard and I want to marry.
What kind of a home would you
suggest for a, newly matched
couple?
Norrine Walton
Answer:
Aunt Zilch doesn't give advice
to minors.
Aunt (business-like) Zilch
Famous Last Words: You see,
Mr. Forsythe, I was absent be
Meeting adjourned.
Stark drama a group of restless people locking to
ward tin; only exit ah! Someone has left, so the mass
of humanity surges forth, then falls back as one of their
iminoer is vicioi ious. ;n lie is oin. I lie sea T.I up- Question and Answer Depart-
turned faces shows relief then press forward again only to ment
fall hack in baffled defeat. Only one person at a time U Auntie Zilch:
can leave. Patience, my friends, your turn is coining. No
this is not the stockyards, but only the people in the study
hall obeying that ancient admonition, "Xo two people in
the floor at the same time."
A Spartan cure for a gum chewer is to have his stick
is head in a rain barrel three times ami pull it out twice.
I love Betty Dean, but Christ
mas is coming and I'm broke.
For
I'et Supplies, Fish Howls,
Gold Pish, Etc.
See
Mutual Mill & Seed Co.
As the holiday season creaps neater rnd pretty Chrisl
nas trees and wreaths displav themselves with all kinds
f shining ornaments, ud when vou smell the sweet -
..d r of cedar and burning pine ernes, does the leal mean
ing of Christinas ever refresh itself in your mind! A
f-I i I i t f peace and friendship should predominate.
For Christmas
Nuts and Candy
SEE
Stearns' Self Service Store
This is a very good time of year to do all your chores
and diop casual hints as to what you want. If you are
always gi od the family won't get suspicious. In spite of
'heir suspicion, they mi.:.ht le grateful.
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS
AGEE SHOE SHQP
Somebody was telling .Miss Tjodal that one of the feats
of a wetcin rodeo i ider was to ride under 'm ath the
horse, on his neck, on either side and on his tail. Miss
Tjosdal says, "Phoocy! I did all that the first time I ever
nh a horse."
If sounds, as is predicted, can be resurrected in the fu
ture we w;.uld not like to hear some rf the sounds heard
around school.
He care, Senior, don't disillusion those little Sopho-j
mores who believe in Santa I 'la us. ,
Thoughts For Today
"Your first dutv is toward YOUR Al'TER
SELF. So live that your AFTEIJSELF the
man you ought to be may in his time be pos
sible and actual. Hi body, his brain, his soul,
are in your, boyish hands."
David Starr Jordan
First National Bank of Ashland
Ashland, Oregon