! Two Tueaday, December 22, 1981. THE IUKUK .NEWS VACATON LOOMS ON THE HORIZON Hi! Ho! Vacation days again, anil everybody kwiiir to be glad especially when right In the mid dle of a two period you (top for . .,l.nl. nJ think If j-nn't lnut ... sori of sounds that way. forever a vacation Is just around ' literature are written by Brown ing, Sinclair Lewis, and Tenny son, respectively, while Mts Hedges reads stories by an auth or w hose very name makes ones tongue tremble Merer Hkorvskil. Probably the writer of some trashy French novels. His name the corner. Most of the teachers have de cided where they aro going and what they are going to do, at least part of what they are going to do. Mr. Phillips, who has been Inking his masters degree In Corvallls during the summer, has planned to visit the school and friends there. Then later he is thinks Clarence lluddington Kelland is about h?r type, while Miss Dobrovolny likos Edna St. Vincent Mailey. In the matter of hobby Miss Clark and Miss Wiseman are very much alike. Miss Clark's hobby is eating her boss's (Miss Tjosdal's) cooking and Miss Wise man likes very much to listen to the birds sing. Both very light going on some ,ood 'ole fratlng recreations, you see. trins along the coast. On the other hand. Miss Misa Beck has been delegated 1 Hedges, as well as Miss TJosdal, lo attend the State Teachers dele gation in Corvallis. but later she Is going to her home In Forest tirove. Miss I-ookliart is going to her homo in Lebanon. Oregon and ha'i claimed to visit around Sa il' mand Portland. It seems as ir most of the teachers are either going direct ly to Portland through there. Miss Clark is going to her I home in Po-tlnnd. If you hxven't already heard. Miss TJosdal is gr.ing to Seattle but she won't tell what she has planned to do there. We wonder. Miss Hedges is going to Port land and then up to visit Miss TJosdal fur a fe wdays. If they aro together maybe It won't be is very fond of horse-back rid Ing. At last the Mystery of the ll d Face Is explained! Miss Tomlinson has returned once more to the ways of in funthood. Ah, well, poor wo man, una can't blame her, any one would after having taught I -at In as long as she has. Her ; main recreation when no one is traveling around, is to cut pictures out of magazines. SHORTHAND CLASS STENCIL "TATTLER" The Junior High "Tattler" has been added to the list of prob lems and projects of the short hand classes. Th shorthand 3 class is preparing the copy for the paper for each issue. On Thursday of the week before the paper Is to come out, th written material Is sent to the High School, where it Is made into a dummy by the class and typed on scratch paper. Then it Is re turned to the Junior High, cor rected and returned so that the paper is jut into the final form en Friday, and on Monday before it Is aguin returned to the Junior High where the stencils are run off. In addition to providing spec ial work for shorthand students. he copy is also to be UBed for'. shorthand dictation as Journal ism copy. Christmas Cards and Gifts McNair Bros. The Re mil Store ON THE PLAZA Dr. It. L. Burdic Dentist Ilersoy Building A Merry Christmas to All SPECIAL CHRISTMAS 1HNVEK Reasonable Prices Home Made I'lea ASHLAND HOTEL COFFEE SHOP Of the fourteen teacehrs, on'.y two uphold the fair name of sports as a hobby. Those teach-1 ers are Miss Beck and Mr. Wag- j ner. Santa, Claus May Have Long Hair But Yon Shouldn't! LITHIA SPRINGS BARBER SHOP ''Where all the students go" GRADES REVEALED SOMEWHAT HIGHER so had. but then you never tell. Miss Tomlinson I Pol Hand and Albany In checking up the grade books of seven of the teachers going to! of the school it was found that there was an average improve- Miws Magoon Is going to her ment of 18 per cent over last .me in Seattle and plans to . month. One teacher estimated ive a very nice visit. that 75 per cent of his students Miss Wiseman is not so sure had raised their grades. On the WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR WICK'S Furniture Store This know what comes Direct from God His spirit everywhere always, In ways unnumbered. FIX-IT SHOP whether she is going to her home in I -a Grande or not hut hi.pes to. I'pon being asked If there was anything else she said. "(). Yes. I'm coming back." Do you suppose she will so as to speak, "eat out?" Miss Dohrovoleny does not know ust what she will do hut plans to go some where hut does n't know where. Mr. Bliss states he is going to ho right here practicing basket ball. Mr. Forsythe and family are remaining In Ashland, also Mr llrlsio Mr. Wagner has planned a va cation in Seattle and has prom Ned to tell ns all about his trip when h omes back to Ashland. Th, Htudentbod; wlsh-sthematt The student body wishes them a merry vacation and a pleasant journey home. Mher side of the question a 'eacher stated that none of his Indents had shown enough im provement to warrant a higher irade. This report was the only report of any rlasses failure to gain. ! In order of the highest from im, rovement to the failure to, gain are the following: Science "Issues 75 per cent gain. Higher English 3 3 per cent gain. His tory under Mr. Bliss 25 per rent aain. Mathematics under direc tion of Miss Clark 25 per rent. Lower English from Mis Hedges showed a gain of 24 per cent, thn vat ions classes of Miss 'Pom Mnson showed a gain of 14 per cent. Mr. Wagner's rlasses in Spanish failed to show a definite 'mvrovement so were tagged with no gain. STANDARD CLEANERS S ill Tims to Have Your Clothes Cleaned Before Christmas! IIUADQUAUTKKS FOK Christmas Candy and Nuts PIGGLY WIGGLY A Cut of INDIVIDUALITY Elks Barber Shop 'We Cater to Student" WHEN YOU THINK OF DRUGS Think of the Lithia Springs Pharmacy S & H Trading; Stamps TEACHERS TASTES SHOWN IN SURVEY In a survey mude recently some very interesting facts were disclosed. The nvst sophisticat ed reading is done by Miss l,m !; hurt. Mss Beck, and Mrs. Gra ham, whose favorite pieces of SKMOK IHKS The seniors cannot gradu unless they pay the dues voted upou. The amount is 50c a senior. It may be -aid either 25c a semes ter or 5(lc a year. Seniors, pay your dues to Maxie Thompson, Mary Sanders, or Lizzie Mavis. Remember JOHNSON'S BOX CANDY for Christmas EAST SIDE PHARMACY DeWitt's Taxi Phone 58 DR. W. E. BLAKE Dentist Office Hours 9 to 12; 1 to 5 First National Bank Illdg. Phone 100