HeUiKwUay, November 113
THE KUUIK NEWS
Page H-veu
THEN, LATER, AND NOW
Picture to yourself a rough
log cabin. Ia the middle ot the
floor U Ions table of rough
hewed toga. On this table are
huge ressels of venison, turkey.
fish, potatoea, corn, and other eight days without winding."
Wat Swat
'nd Wat of It
Hiss Tomllnson: "How long
will this clock run?"
Clerk: "This clock will run
office: Well, what's the excuse
this time?
W. S.: Well doggone it, I got
the chimney sickness.
Mr. F.: The chimney sick
ness? W. 8.: Why sure, haven't you
ever beard ot the flu?
HUs Tomllnson: "Well, how
long will It Tun if you wind It?"
C. Green: "What's that stick
ing out ot your collar?"
W. Howell: "Where?"
C. Green: "Oh! Pardon me!
It's just your neck."
Have you even seen Leonard
Gosnell In the part of a clergy
man? You will soon, anyway.
What Man!
John Denton has Inscribed on
his Latin book, "Latin or bust,"
but it's a prevarication because
he hasn't "busted" yet.
Soph.: "What keeps the moon
from falling?"
Another dumbbell: "It must be
tho beams.
'What Ih your brother
school?"
"A half-back."
"I mean in studies."
"Oh, in studies, he's
back."
vegetables. Around this table are
seated many men. Some are
bearded men with clothes of
homespun. The rest are dark
skinned Indians - in buckskin
robes. Over the scene a sense
of peaceful calm is felt. This Is
the first Thanksgiving. It was
held at Plymouth to give thanks
to the Lord for. the Puritans'
peace with the Indians and suc
cess in their settlement. This
was the year 1(21.
The picture changes and we
see a New England farmhouse
about the year 1885. The mem
bers of the family have lust re
turned from church. The cook
ing going on in the kitchen sends
forth delightful odors which
tickle the appetites of the young
who hover around the door. Fin
ally dinner Is served and the
family sits down to a huge tur
key with great dishes of pota
toes, squash, cranberries, and
other good things. The man ot
the house asks the blessing and
the family starts a feast which
has been looked forward to tor
days. It is Thanksgiving, the
day when they give thanks for
the blessings of health and ir-ros-perity.
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Again the scene changes, and
we see the Thanksgiving of 1931.
It is a modest home in a West
ern city. Father and the boys
have returned home from the
"ootbs.ll game in which the home
town emerged victorious by one
touchdown made In the last five the thumbs,
minutes. Mother has been lis
tening to another game over the The Sport
radio while she tends to the operates on
reparation of the dinner. 1 basis. The football boys are glv
It Is soon ready, the inevltab-1 e sweaters by the school, the
le turkey; the real symbol of i bey' girls are given the sweaters
Thanksgiving holds the attention y the bo; s It .is seemingly Im
ot all as they are seated. Father I possible to keep several of the
ti-.'ayers In sweaters.
Miss Tom: Why James,' I'm
surprised at you. Not being able
to tell me when Columbus dis
covered America. What was the
heading at the beginning ot this
chapter?
J. Hall: Columbus 1492.
Miss Tom: Well that's It.
Haven't you ever seen that be
fore?
J. Hall: Yes'in but
thought that was his
number.
I always
telephone
Is there a football game to-.
morrow? i
lia.'vey (: No, I hurt my I
ankle!
W. Howell before a game: You
taping ankles. Coach?
C. Bliss: Yes, and I ought to
charge you double for those big
feet of yours.
away
Although Klamath were not
so brilliant in this game, it
must be admitted that they are
clever and deceitful.
"Oh. would I were a bird."
she sang.
Her high notes were all flat.
His comment caused the girl a!
pang: I
"If so I'd call the cat."
Even Miss Lockhart Is capa
ble ot stringing people up by
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returns thanks briefly and then
curves the turkey. The rest of
the day is spent in listening to
the radio.
Here we have three scenes, all
different yet, in a way, all alike.
They all are. tor the same pur
pose, to give thanks tor the free
dom and peace of America.
Beverley Young thinks that
"Mellor" In Latin means worse
lust because the rest of the
language is that way.
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The line played good football
too. Many times they broke
through to throw a monkey
wrench in the Pelicans machine.
Harvey Gearhart says it is
better to have loved and lost
than to never have attended high
school.
It appeared that Klamath was
able to tush through our line
more often than In the first
game. - Where they appeared to
gain there, they lost in another
place. Those long sweeping runs
didn't work so well this time.
Good work, Henry.
J. C. Hamaker: No girl ever
made a fool out of me.
Beth Joy: Who was It then?
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Miss Dobrovolony: Name six
wild animals from Africa.
Buster New-house: Two lions
nd four tigers.
La Voun: "I want a man who
is trustworthy, loyal, honorable,
handsome, rich, and not afraid to
spend money."
H. Gearhart: "Why La Voun.
How did you guess it was I?"
Noreen seems to hsve loaned
Shorty her sweater for a while.
Football fields seem . to be
stretching out. At least, we read
about titty-five and sixty-yard .
lines.
Mr. Forsythe to Wallace
Stearns as Wallace enters the
THANKSGIVING
Tlie iniiii with a growing liiitik
neeotint lias eause for
' Thanksgiving.
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