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Thursday, November 5, 1WS1.
THE iUM.l t NKUS
Paw Thre
SPORTS
Grants Pass Ahland game
Slipping and sliding about in
a muddy field. Ashland Grizzlies
fought a losing battle with
Grants Pass on the Cavemen's
field, Saturday, October 24.
The Game
Ashland received the kick-off
and put the ball well into the
Cavemen's territory. On, the next
play the ball was fumbled and
Grants Pass recovered. Then
Grants Pass completed a short
pass and gained thirty-five yards
with goal to go. On the fourth
down they went over for a score.
They failed to convert.
Grants Pass recovered her own
klckoff and got over the goal
again on a series of passes, mak
ing the score in the first nine
minutes of play 12 to 0 favor of
Grants Pass.
Asniand s first score came
when Ashland recovered
fumble and Dunham raced
around left end tor fifty yards
and a touchdown. The point was
converted.
Second Quarter
Grants Pass came In with
vicious 85 yard run for a touch
down. They converted making
the score IS to 7.
Third Quarter
The third quarter opened with
an exchange of punts. Ashland
was held for four downs. Grants
Pass made first and goal in a
series of three completed passes.
They plunged through, making
the tally 25 to 7. ;
Heads took the klckoff and
ran it back five yards. A Grants
Pas player was taken out for
slugging and with the fifteen
yards thus gained, Ashland made
pecond and one to go for a goal.
Mabbot plunged over, making the
score 25 to IS.
Grants Pass returned the kick-
went around the corner, and died i
in the subway entrance. T'was
the witching hour and time for
midnight lunch.
With the latter part of the
above sentence and paragraph in
mind, Rosamund, the fair he
roine of this narrative, went
sliding down the banister to
ward the kitchen ice-box. There
In reposed on ire. chicken, and
fruit in great and astounding
quantities, which she coveted. As
she wrenched open the door, a
hand reached out. She screamed.
Augustura Bitters stepped
forth, from hiding,
IMKU K'S GALLERY
In group A, niche No. 2, we
find in the Rogue's Gallery J. C.
Hamaker. With a tasteful back
ground, or maybe underground
of a mustard colored jacket
(maybe it's horse radish.) this
smiling youth appears to be the
gallant of the school.
But that isn't all. You know,
down In the library there are
signs all over the walls saying
History, General Arts, et cetera.
Well, this lad painted 'em. Many
hours he toiled, neither did he
sprig of si in, in order to get just the
spinach upon his brow. Dashing right effect on the signs so thov
the evidence of a midnight re-1 would catch your eye and you
past from his vest and temple. ! wouldn't forever trot over to
ho spoke: 1 Mrs. Graham to find out things.
"Aha, I am. carbon, oh curses, i So now that you've found him
I got the wrong lines. Let me see, out, tuck in your heads and we'll
oh. yes. Aha, me proud beauty,
you are surprised to see me eh?"
"Surprised isn't the word for
it. kid." screamed the beauty In
pigtails and deshabille, "What
the Sam Hill are you doing here?
Oscar, help, help, help!"
"Scream, me proud beauty,
scream", snarled the villain. "A
lot of good it will do you'. Then,
suddenly, waxing furious and
producing a frosty document from
his Ice coated vest pocket, he
waved It in her face.
"Will you slgn-n-n-n-n"? he
rasped.
"E-e-e-e-e-e-e-K!" was the
equally long reply. "
"I'll- make you tell", he said,
heating an Icicle in the flame.
To Be Continued
call it a day.
GROUPS DISCUSSED
SCHOLARSHIP CUP
In a recent address before an
assembly of boys. Matt Thomp
son stressed the points of good
citizenship and scholarship as
i main factors in the winning of
off twenty yards. , On the next
play Grants Pass got swap for a ;
fifty yard run and a score. The by Mf Mrg
game ended with a score of SI p yr, to be awarded to
A. A. rl. vs. JACKSONVILLE
The A. H. S. second team prov
ed too much for Jacksonville by
a, score of Sl-0. Making large
holes in the Miners' line our
boys would rush through for
great gains. Their only weakness
seemed to be their inability to
convert the extra point. Jackson
ville fought hard, but thay were
unable to make any yardage
against the second team's line.
LIKE AS SHE IS NAUGHT
By DAVID N. JOHNSON
Chapter S
(As three comes after two,
this MUST be Chapter S.)
The huge grand-daddy's clock
standing In the hall burst into
musical soundings which ceased,
stopped, and were 'otherwise si
lenced as soon as they had reeled
and peeled off notes to the num
ber of twelve. The silence was as
great and silent as before as the
echoes found the nearest window.
the boy and girl chosen from the
rtudent body. These two stu
dents - must represent the best
in citizenship, scholarship and
conduct. They must also be
prominent in outside activities.
Matt Thompson said, among
other thinss. that "we must not
disparage the makers of cur
laws. It Is because of our actions
that these law, are made. They
are made to keep us in harmony,
to protect our citizens, and to
promote welfare. You must edu
cate yourselves to follow the
general line of the laws to the
best of your ability and make of
these laws and your country a
success. If this country of oil's
were a Utopia, we would have
no need of laws. But we are not
perfect and never will be. There
fore it is for you. the student, to
make your comjng career above
reproach in order for vou to
stand out."
Mr. Thompson concluded with
the points on which the cup is
awarded. They are, briefly, ton
duct, scholarship, athletic ability,
and attitude.
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