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Tilt: IUKHK NEWS
TliurwUy, October 22, Ittttl,
The Rogue News
Published Semi-Moutlily by lh-3
Students of the Ahlati'd
H licit School.
"LIFE AS SHE
IS NAUGHT
THE STAFF
Editor Lucille Anderson
Ass't. Editor... Louise Anderson
Sports
Boys: David Johnson
Girls: Mae High
Exchange Lloyd Arant.
Special Reporters Hi-Y, Car-
lock Johnson: Music. LeRoy
Lindner: Debate, Beth Joy: Fea
ture, Rachel Forsythe; Library,
Sylvia Martin: Girls' League,
Dorothy Miller: Camp Fire, Dor
othy Bergstrom.
Reporters Eunice Coats, Lii
zie Davis, Maxtne Miller, Viola
Mayberry, Max Ouiley, Harry
Hoxie, Maxie Thompson.
Silvia Provosb Typist
lluxilWKH Staff
Business Manager, !eorge F.
Smith.
Assistant Manager, Lorraine
Smith.
Circulation Manager. June
W'olcott.
Exchange Manager, Mary Polejr
Junior Hi Mgr.. Helen Madden
l Oregon High School J
-cypress Association m
By DAVID JOHNSON
Chapter 1
The scurvy villain sneered,
twisting the heavy black mus
tache which adorned his prehen
sile upper lip.
"Never, never, never, me proud
beauty'', he sneered, laughing
viciously. "You are now in my
power and unless you sign those
papers your sweetheart will
dle-e-e-e."
The girl drew back from him.
slowly, falteringly, as all maidens
do when in distress.
"Ah, poor me", she sobbed,
"To be betrayed by such an arch
villain as you, Augustura Bitters,
you you (the dashes doubtless
indicate laboring of the lungs)
rou Bear, You BULL of Wall
Street."
As she went on describing him
In terms that would doubtless
prove Interesting to one Interest
ed in them, the arch fiend lean
ed against table and agitated the
rurlace of the ink well with his
fi ul - blasting, body - shaking
laugh. Finally, seeming to grow
tired of subjecting himself, a
of the brave police laddies, for
was not the city Chicago?
As they walked along, be un
folded the plan which had been
festering In his vile mind. Except
for stopping now and then to
wrest a blind man's pennies from
his cup, the villain continued un
interrupted, as is often the case.
The scurvy (it might have been
hivey) crew of bullies with him
shuddered as he continued to un
wrap the plan which was a child
of his brain.
"No, no. and again, no, Capi
tain dear" they cried. "Do not
think of such things".
"Close your traps", was the re
sponse elicited ( maybe that la not
the right word, but let It go.)
"I must have my revenge re
venge g-r-r-r. Carramba.
(To Be Continued)
they call him "Thunder?" In
basketball everytime they wanted
him nd said, "Come here Darl
ing". The bashful unassuming
biv- would answer "Oh thunder".
This same "Thunder"' will
show up In some coming toot
ball and basketball games. Just
keep your ears open.
ELECTRO LUX
Alinygasflame
of all mot-
REFRIGERATOR.
lake the plact
ing parts
YOUR GAME
THANK YOU
It has been a great help to
this paper to have had the aid
of a group of students who have
given their time to the solicita
tion of Rogue News subscriptions
and Student Body dues.
The Rogue News is, after all, '
nothing but the expression of the
students themselves. So I wish to :
thank Rincerelv those neotile who '
troud financier, to the scorching . have Kiven their gupport to the
expressions of scorn that fell paper ,n the colIectlon of Ro(?ue
from the lips of the Innocent gub8cripUon8. Rogu8 New.
young heroine, he stepped for , lndebted t Marv Pole Betn
ward and grabbing her by the J()y KeUh Lorralne
Southern
Oregon Gas
Corporation
NEW and SECOND
HAND STORE
Furniture and Hardware
Trunks and Suitcases
Geo. B. Icenhower
HMD E. Main Kt.
Smith. Marietta Whitney. Frank
throat, shock her viciously, as a
j dachshund would doubtless shake; Billlng8i Ervia cearbart. Wade
Here Is a little word to the mouse. The girl tiring of such Haniimi and Hellen Madden of
wise. In the Oregon Athletics As-1 treatment, was about to sign the; , .. Hin
sociution's code of rules is one
which we all should read over
again: It Is: "Any school whose
students supporters, rooters or
partisans take part in riots.
parar. when the door opened,
and oh, joy in walked Oscar.
"My hero", shrieked the dam
sel, "At last you have arrived!''
"One side, woman", snarled
fights, pilfering, painting, or any j Oscar. "I would wreck vengeance
unsportsmanlike conduct against ! upon this vile sheep in wolf's
any other school in this Associa- clothing, I mean wolf In vile
lion shall forfeit all games played fheep's oh, my poor tongue
and won and shall be automatic- anyway I'm going to knock his
ally suspended for all Indefinite! block off."
period from the Association."
Just 'lit that under your hat
As they clenched in mortal
combat, hurling waste-paper
-Business Manager G. F. S.
ROGUES GALLERY
In niche No. 1. of the A. group
in our high school Rogues Gal
lery stands pictures, size of shoes
and so forth of the great and fa
mous Kenneth Darling, better
known as "Thunder."
And girls, do you know why
CASH DOES IT
MEAT MARKET
Quality Meats Only
WE DELIVER
374 K. Main Street
S & H Green Stamps
"24-HOUR SERVICE"
GENERAL GASOLINE
Modern Greasing
HERB MOORE'S
Service Station
Ashland, Oregon
and remember it. He modern, set baskets, ticker tape, and anything
an example instead of following
vii tn i) one else's. Others may mis
tskes:they may not adhre to the
above rule as close as they could.
As a suggestion, don't stoop to
conquer. It takes all the glimmer
away from the spoils. Have all
those that represent Ashland rep
resent also good sportsmanship.
LIBRARY MITKS
Books of reference, literature,
and travel have been added to
the library.
Another outstanding addition
is the magazine that is to be I
found on the leisure reading
table. It is entitled "The Life of
Thomas Edison", in Word and
Picture". It gives in interesting
detail his life, and works.
Library reference work has be
gun for the lower classmen.
Mrs. Graham, the librarian
states, "The large library mukes
it possible for me to have the
English classes meet in the li
brary and show them the work
thiit I wish them to learn. This
is much easier than trying to de
scribe what is to be done."
else handy. she shrank back
against the wall, biting her lip
until her very life-blood ran.
( Where? Down her chin, of
course).
Finally, the hero forced the
villain to his knees, and began
to belabor the foul creature over
tho bend. The fellow gasped and
sighed, "Uncle".
"Come, fair one'', cried Oscar.
"Renew the mascara and we will
(high, or hie) ourselves to
Coney and imbibe of colored liq
nuids and tepid canines.
Chapter 2
( Unless I have lost count ( j
Tbo big man leaning over the
pool table arranged the balls and!
r.hot. Missing, he cursed.
"Oh. fudge. I missed again".
Hurling the cue into the street!
after delivering himself of this.
A Modern Education
To learn to properly
manage one's resources
time, health, money
Is a necessary part
of a modern education.
Apply economic prin
ciples to everyday liv
ing. That is the mean,
ing of thrift.
First National Bank
Aslihmd, Oregon
Herbert's Two Stores
399 E. Main 10 E. Main
Staple and Fancy
G It O SERIES
We Deliver.
Remember Us For
Pumpkin Pies and Doughnuts
for Hallowe'en
Franklin's Bakery
Sport Goods
for
Gocd Sports
IPROVOST HARDWARE
ul-sccrching stream of epithets.!
he turned about, beckoned to his
gang of confederates ( Federals
would never enter into contro-,
verii" with Biich vile personages) j
and left. Once gaining the street
however, he stopped and slipped ,
a flower into his button-hole.!
Thus disguised, he fejw "" one1
YOUR SHIRTS
A re N eater and Look Neuter
when laundered by the
Ashbnd Laundry Co.
PHONE IBS
'Just Call, That's All"
SCHOOL
SUPPLIES
East Side Pharmacy
Ashland Creamery
Manufacturers of
Gold Medal Butter, ShaMa
Ice Cream and Shasta
Buttermilk
Phone 24