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A shoe Rebuilt by us is
the nearest approach to
new shoe that Is possible to
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Overland Shoe Shop
The House Courtesy Built"
Message of Affections,
MOTHER'S DAY
CARDS
Darling Studio
Portraits That Please
Llthla Springs Hotel Bide
J. C, Anyone could tell by
looking at you that your folks
came from Ireland,
Darby My parents did not
come from Ireland.
J. C. Come oh, don't tool me,
your (ace shows yoiir parents
came from Ireland.
Darhy: "They did not; they're
still there."
Father: "So you borrowed the
car last night to take the boys
for a spin, eh?"
Tom: "Er well "
Father: "It's all right only
one of them left his powder puff
under the seat,"
Dorrance "l understand you
accused me of being dishonest."
Laurence "I never said any
thing of the sort. What I did
say was that it you hadn't helped
me look for that dollar I lost
the other day, t might have
found It,"
A guide showing an old lady
over the too took her to a cage
occupied by t kangaroo, "Hera,
Madam," he said, "we have a
native of Australia,"
The visitor etared at It in hor
tot. "Good gracious," she said.
and to think my sister marked
one of them,"
Walt You're a dear sweet
girl. God bless you and keep
you. I wish I could afford to.
Remember the Place
PAgec's Shoe Shop
339 E. Main
Irwanda B. "Aren't y o
afraid to let your little sister
run that sharp hat-pln into her
mouth?"
Norma n. "Oh, she won't
hurt it, besides, it's an old rusty
one."
"Nothing could be sadder than
a man without a country," said
Rlisg in History Class.
"Except a country without
man," sighed Jean.
Editing The Rogue
Getting out a Rogue News is
i picnic. It we print jokes,
folks say we pre silly; If we
don't they say we are too serious.
If we publish original stuff they
say we lack variety. If we clip
from other papers they say we
are too lazy to write. If we stay
it the office we ought to be out
untlng up news. It we hunt up
news w are not attending
business in the Rogue office. If
we wear old clothes we're itsngy.
If we wear new ones they are
not paid tor. Like as not some
one will say we swiped this ar.
tide from another paper. We
did.
"I don't wsnt any callers
this afternoon," said the business
man to his office boy. "If they
say their business is important
tell them that's what they all
say."
That afternoon a lady called
and insisted on seeing him,
am his wife," she explained.
That's what they all say,"
said the office boy.
The proprietor of the bath
house at the beach had
gentle way of breaking bad newa.
He sent the following letter to the
wife of one of his patrons.
Mrs. Curtis: Your husband'
bathing suit was washed out to
sea this morning, and it will
probably be impossible to recover
it.
P. 8. "Your husband was In
side of It."
Mr. Bans (At six o'clock In the
morning) "What do you mean
bringing my daughter home at
this hour, young man?"
Lloyd D. "Well, Sir, you See
I go to work at seven."
The Doctor answered t h
phene. Turning to his wife, he
said, "Quick, get me my satchel,
The man says he cannot live
without me."
"Just a minute," said his wife,
who had picked up the receiver,
home
Speaker "What Is
lthout a mother "
Everett Yoe. "An Incubator.'
F. G. Stunt Show
Is A Great Success
SE'
BeajRelltyCo.
tor SPECIAL BARGAIN? In
houses and lots. Good time
to Invest right now.
Full lines ot
PatnU Glass Varalsbee
Wall Paper and Deeding Felt
J.O.Rigg
The Camp Fire Girls of Ash-
land High gave their annual stunt
show Friday, April 19, and it
was a great success In every
way.
Lucile Carson, business man
ager, has not cleared up all ot
the money affairs but the pro
ceeds will be between $45 and
$50. This will go to pay tor the
cummer camp which will be held
at Lake ot the Woods in August,
Several girls made outstanding
successes in carrying out their
parts. Leona Spayde u "Red
Wolf" made a convincing Indian
and Pearl Wright advanced her
reputation as a good dogging
artist considerably.
Arvilla Harris in her roies of
"Zeklel Steptntetchit Brown" and
the butterfly in the Fairy play
did outstanding work.
Several girls from Junior High
helped as fairies in a dance
which they had made np them,
selves.
The following program was
presented:
Drill, Creeds and Songa.
Talk Mr. Briscoe.
Indian Play "Chtef.Head-In.
The-Clouds."
Piano Solo Louise Anderson.
Folk Dance,
Country Fair.
Violin Solo Ellen Galey.
Fairy Play "A Gardes Cln
derella,"
The Ashland Daily
Tidings
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Scratch Pads
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Store
S57 E. Main St. Phone Z1C
Complete House Furnishers
Herbert's Grocery
rHONE t Jtt&. MAIN
Stiple and FancV Groceries
' v
We Deliver
Addis
Drug Store
WE'LL GIVE YOU
Counsel when you ask it
Co-operatioi when you
need It;
Consideration always.
The Citizens Bank
of Ashland
' Thank-You-Manns ' '
An older generatloa coin
ed that expression to
scribe the bumps la the
road which modern road
engineers have eliminated.
"Thank.you marma"
Life's Highway can't be so
easily removed. However
thrift and a healthy bank
balance form an effective
shock-absorber whea you
are obliged to ride) over
financial bumps.
The First
National Bank
Commercial Saving Safe
Deposit
ASHLAND. 0R1Q0N
"That call was tor Ethel,"