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Father: "So you borrowed the car last night to take the boys for a spin, eh?" Tom: "Er well " Father: "It's all right only one of them left his powder puff under the seat," Dorrance "l understand you accused me of being dishonest." Laurence "I never said any thing of the sort. What I did say was that it you hadn't helped me look for that dollar I lost the other day, t might have found It," A guide showing an old lady over the too took her to a cage occupied by t kangaroo, "Hera, Madam," he said, "we have a native of Australia," The visitor etared at It in hor tot. "Good gracious," she said. and to think my sister marked one of them," Walt You're a dear sweet girl. God bless you and keep you. I wish I could afford to. Remember the Place PAgec's Shoe Shop 339 E. Main Irwanda B. "Aren't y o afraid to let your little sister run that sharp hat-pln into her mouth?" Norma n. "Oh, she won't hurt it, besides, it's an old rusty one." "Nothing could be sadder than a man without a country," said Rlisg in History Class. "Except a country without man," sighed Jean. Editing The Rogue Getting out a Rogue News is i picnic. It we print jokes, folks say we pre silly; If we don't they say we are too serious. If we publish original stuff they say we lack variety. If we clip from other papers they say we are too lazy to write. If we stay it the office we ought to be out untlng up news. It we hunt up news w are not attending business in the Rogue office. If we wear old clothes we're itsngy. If we wear new ones they are not paid tor. Like as not some one will say we swiped this ar. tide from another paper. We did. "I don't wsnt any callers this afternoon," said the business man to his office boy. "If they say their business is important tell them that's what they all say." That afternoon a lady called and insisted on seeing him, am his wife," she explained. That's what they all say," said the office boy. The proprietor of the bath house at the beach had gentle way of breaking bad newa. He sent the following letter to the wife of one of his patrons. Mrs. Curtis: Your husband' bathing suit was washed out to sea this morning, and it will probably be impossible to recover it. P. 8. "Your husband was In side of It." Mr. Bans (At six o'clock In the morning) "What do you mean bringing my daughter home at this hour, young man?" Lloyd D. "Well, Sir, you See I go to work at seven." The Doctor answered t h phene. Turning to his wife, he said, "Quick, get me my satchel, The man says he cannot live without me." "Just a minute," said his wife, who had picked up the receiver, home Speaker "What Is lthout a mother " Everett Yoe. "An Incubator.' F. G. Stunt Show Is A Great Success SE' BeajRelltyCo. tor SPECIAL BARGAIN? In houses and lots. Good time to Invest right now. Full lines ot PatnU Glass Varalsbee Wall Paper and Deeding Felt J.O.Rigg The Camp Fire Girls of Ash- land High gave their annual stunt show Friday, April 19, and it was a great success In every way. Lucile Carson, business man ager, has not cleared up all ot the money affairs but the pro ceeds will be between $45 and $50. This will go to pay tor the cummer camp which will be held at Lake ot the Woods in August, Several girls made outstanding successes in carrying out their parts. Leona Spayde u "Red Wolf" made a convincing Indian and Pearl Wright advanced her reputation as a good dogging artist considerably. Arvilla Harris in her roies of "Zeklel Steptntetchit Brown" and the butterfly in the Fairy play did outstanding work. Several girls from Junior High helped as fairies in a dance which they had made np them, selves. The following program was presented: Drill, Creeds and Songa. Talk Mr. Briscoe. Indian Play "Chtef.Head-In. The-Clouds." Piano Solo Louise Anderson. Folk Dance, Country Fair. Violin Solo Ellen Galey. Fairy Play "A Gardes Cln derella," The Ashland Daily Tidings EOCIL COMMERCIAL PRINTINO Typewriter Paper Scratch Pads Wick Furniture Store S57 E. Main St. Phone Z1C Complete House Furnishers Herbert's Grocery rHONE t Jtt&. MAIN Stiple and FancV Groceries ' v We Deliver Addis Drug Store WE'LL GIVE YOU Counsel when you ask it Co-operatioi when you need It; Consideration always. The Citizens Bank of Ashland ' Thank-You-Manns ' ' An older generatloa coin ed that expression to scribe the bumps la the road which modern road engineers have eliminated. "Thank.you marma" Life's Highway can't be so easily removed. However thrift and a healthy bank balance form an effective shock-absorber whea you are obliged to ride) over financial bumps. The First National Bank Commercial Saving Safe Deposit ASHLAND. 0R1Q0N "That call was tor Ethel,"