Friday, January 18, l!K!0
The KtMil'K NEWS
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She: Do you really think
Jones, Jay Brown, Jack Tuman,
Chester Squires. Neil Fay, Dick
Hitchcock, Phil Keeton, Lawrerce
Leedoni, Pat Riley, John Balding.
Lyle ReeJer, Lee Boyd and Clar.
ence Woods. 1
The parts of the college girls
were taken by Audrey Drown and
Virginia Rose, and John Billings
was the radio announcer.
V.
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All Is dead that spoke it
Alt is dead that wrote it
All die that learn it
Blessed death
They've surely earned It.
Frances Hardy.
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Everetto Yeo: Daddy, will yon
- tcmber, All lne r.t I can't re- nizej aa belonging to a football
Kood and don't ask for it? ,,.,lM r; There's the calendar on I p,ayer ot ABhiand High School.
a fho W(ii; wny M(t,T nic at ! They loom up in the assembly
Tcntist (as he placed Norma in nil?" . iike exam week doeg ln the mnds
pretty?
He: Yes, in two ways. Pretty
homely, and pretty apt to stay
that way.
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Teacher: "Johnny, how miny
days are there in rach month?"
tin It.: "Thirty days hath Sep. j ltseif .hat is noticed, and recoc-
When you think of new-
duds, think of us.
The Enders Co.
FOOT HA IX SWEATERS
t'.WSK COMMOTION
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the chair): Do you want gas?
Norma: Yes, about five gallons
JUnd look at the oil too.
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Mrs, Moon: "While yon stood
, the g te bidding my daughter
good night did it ever dawn upon
you
Walter: "Certainly not, ma'am.
X I never atayed a lat aa that."
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Leverett D.: "Did Mr. Kdison
make the first talking machine.
Pa?"
Pa: No, my son. God made the
first talking machine, but Klison
nade the first one that cou.d be
shut off.
nan
A. n.: Do you know wh it H
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)f the students. They are some.
Aro you aware, Dick, that In ; times so brilliant that one tan
, ' not even recognize the persona
j who are wearing them, but we all
will admit that these crimson
sweaters are very goodlooking,
and are outstanding like the
VsHor: Can you tell me if Miss jfhool they represent.
intelligence you are next to
ass?
Yes, Royd, but this Is the only
empty chair in the room.
Billings Agency
Real Estate and Real
Insurance
Your Patronage
Appreciated
Franklin's
Quality anil Cleanliness Prevail
Smith Is up In her room.
J. Tuman: Sorry, but there's
nobody upstairs.
V.sitor: Gh, excuse me, I'll ask
someone else.
XMAS PROGRAM IS
tilVKX IX ASSEM RLY
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fhe (lift of Magi" read by I. yd la
tt. " uw..' mini hw tlm tilrts' ilMrl'ln;
, i:if-Av 4t. -. - refehWlon of letter' to footoa-lf'
Waiter: 'And how do yon wWh hovg by Eunice Hager; Gns
your eggs cocked?" Moore, Neil Speljs, Wardlow
Bliss: "How much difference la Howell Tom Simpson. Rollin
there in the prices?" - .
Wall': "None, air."
Bliss: "Well, then, cook them
on top of a piece of ham. please."
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Auto Salesman: Our cars no
good? Why, we're selling thrni
by the carload now.
Tom S.: I'm not surprised.
How much are they a rarlead? ;
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Duane: "Do you think my voice
would fill the assembly?" i
Tuman: "No, It would prob- 1
ably empty It." j
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Mr. Briwoe: "W a your broth. ,
cr home fn.-ra college over the
week-end?" I
Woods: "I gueaa he musta been.
My bank won't rattle any more."
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"Who?" she demanded.
"You." he snld very humbly,
a-, he removed the mud-collectors.
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Teacher: "Sambo, ran yon
row? I
Sam ho: "Xossuh, ma'am.
Teacher: "Whit? You livi on
the banlu of a river and can't
. row?"
Sambo: Lawsy, teacher. Ah
though, you meant could ah roah
like Hon.
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V Elderly man: Here, young man,
you shouldn't hit that boy when
lie's down.
Duffy: Gw'an, whaddya think I
got him down for?
Isaac's
The Quality Store
January Clearance
All This Month
A Store-wide Sale
We sell quality merchandise at
low cot. Your service on
very item.
20TH CENTURY
STORES
Dependable Grocers
Your Old Stove Exchanged
for a New One.
Get ore or these new model
Universal Ranges.
. P. Dodge & Sons
Housefurnisherg
M. C. Lininger
&Son
Hardware
Wooers Self v
vScrie?" and Casb
' Grocery
Ashland Leading
Merchant
Plaza Cafe and
Confectionery
Candy, Fountain, Lunch,
Party Dinners,
COME IN AND GET
ACQUAINTED
Try Al's Famous
Hambergers
AL'S PLACE
Wick Furniture
Store
357 E. Main St. Phone Zlt
Complete Hause Furnishers
I "Bnek Hedit"
(Sport Boots, Outing Clothes,
Etc.
Al Jordan's
ARMY GOODS STORE
Biggest I ittle Store in Town.
Open Evenings.
Service Always
Simpson's Hdwe. Store
The Winchester Store
'anvary Shoe Clearance
2.88 $3.98 $5.98
Worthwhile to Buy Now
fr.
McGEE'S
Good Shoe Repairing
1SI Kat Main
Shoe Renewing
Where you want it
Like you want it.
The Overland
Shoe Shop
Ashland Cleaning
and Dyeing Works
J. W. BECK, Prop.
SANITARY CLEANING
We Call and Deliver
137 E. Main St., Ashland, Ore.
J.C.PENNEYCO.
Quality Alway at a Saving.
Hosiery
That Does Not
Choose to Run!
Every Senior, Junior and
Sophomore at Ashland High
Schools knows where to get
it, and if the Freshmen don't
well, that's their hard luck!
I (Note to Freshmen: If you'll
drop in we'll tell you.)