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Scorpio is fixed water so be careful when rowing your dingy by their ice-
bergs; there is way more berg below the surface. Scorpios appear cool but
deep down is a boiling cauldron of passionate obsession. They have pierc-
ing eagle eyes that stare into your soul, yet they remain enigmatic until
they have you. Sex is serious business with them so take a life raft. K.D.
Lang and Peaches are two Scorpios that get under you skin in good ways.
average super model and there you go). The gay rights movement flow-
ered during the late 60s and 70s when the planets Uranus and Pluto
cruised through this sign. Robert Reed, aka Mike Brady on the Brady
Bunch, was everybody’s favorite dad, and in reality, a big ol’ queen.
Air sign Aquarius is a revolutionair y and often mistaken for water be-
cause of its wet sounding name. Its symbol looks like waves, but on closer
examination you get lightning bolts that shock you. Aquarius is fixed air
that holds moisture (think clouds) and they rain it down as knowledge
(think wireless internet). Aquarius is the sign of friendship, and who
could be a better friend than our old pals Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah?
WATER is the giver of life and governs the emotions that seem to well
up in us. Water signs are psychic, secretive and tender. They soak up im-
pressions all around them like sponges and if you’re feeling low, they sink
with you.
Cancer is a maternal water sign. They instinctively remember the con-
cept of god as a great mother, and like Mother Nature, they want to nur-
ture you but can have a nagging way of doing so. Give ‘em hugs now and
then and remind them how special they are. George Michael is a Cancer
who tried to sidestep his sexuality, but like his symbol the crab, he ended
up in hot water.
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Give ‘em hugs now and
then and remind them
how special they are.
Watery Pisces have big, beautiful fish eyes. They are chameleons who slip
from the crowd and escape through the arts or a bottle of cheap bourbon
and a pack of lucky strikes. They’re dreamy and mucho understanding,
listening to your secrets as you cry on their shoulder. Theirs is a calming
influence. Ever notice when you stare at a fish tank that your blood pres-
sure goes down? Wanda Sykes makes you laugh so you forget. §
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