VOICES | In The Pink
by Lyska Mondor
Weight loss madness
Three signs from the media motivate this writer to ponder body issues, weight, Starbucks, SkinnyGurl and hate mongering aimed at fat.
Thank you, computer, radio, and television for reminding me that West- browsing, I feel comfortable claiming it. She has temporarily removed her
ern society is so obsessed with weight loss. I received three epic signs “Starving Tips of The Day”, but plans to restore it in the future.
from the media to write about this, and each was more ridiculous than
the last.
Personally, I can’t wait. In fact, maybe SkinnyGurl should be our next
write-in presidential candidate. Yeah, we can officially change the name
The first sign I received was a link to a short video rant by Jessica Valenti, of food stamps to fat stamps, pass a censorship law that puts a fuzzy blob
feminist writer and author of Why Have Kids. Basically, a major maga- over anyone on television not ridiculously skinny, and do away with the
zine rejected a pitch for an article she wanted to write, and countered military, because I have a feeling that SkinnyGurl could find a way to
with their own brilliant idea. They asked her to write a personal story of shame any of our country’s enemies into a self-loathing dark hole into
how she lost her own baby weight, and mentioned that women like Jessica which we can toss “Starving Tips of the Day” written on fortune cookie
Simpson really struggled with this issue after birth.
paper. Winner.
Yes, it’s idiotic. Let’s rehash something written about Jessica Simpson us-
ing the “I” pronoun, because it really makes the story crazy anecdotal.
It’s not just idiotic. Jessica Valenti really lucked out when it was time to
lose her baby weight. She gave birth to a two-pound baby three months
early. The terrifying experience of having a premature baby was at least
brightened by the positive effect it had on her figure. Thanks for that.
Second, came a bizarre radio announcement. A local radio DJ caught my
attention with this news-breaking story. Christine Hall, a 66-year-old
woman from Virginia, lost 76 lbs by eating nothing but food from Star-
bucks for 2 years. Oh man. What part of that sentence really strikes you
the hardest? Is it the first part? For me, I look at that and all I can see re-
peating in my head is, “nothing but food from Starbucks for two years…
food from Starbucks for two years… food from Starbucks for two years…
Starbucks for two years.”
Nutritionists caution against getting all of your food from one restau-
rant, saying that one might not get all of the necessary nutrients from
one menu. Really? What if that menu is sugar, coffee, and Italian grilled
cheeses? It’s expensive and gives me ideas. I can’t wait to announce the
success of my Plaid Pantry diet. Just eat “Funions” and drink 40’s. You
won’t even need laxatives.
The final sign came from an Internet headline. “Kate Upton branded a
‘Cannibal’ by SkinnyGossip…” This comment, made by a thin-propagan-
da website, was meant to shame Kate Upton after she appeared in a Carl’s
Jr. ad eating a hamburger. The article demeaned her, and cited a statistic
stating that cows are 80 percent genetically similar to humans. I’m con-
fused by the slander, because SkinnyGossip doesn’t seem to be against
the eating of meat. The blogger, who chooses to write anonymously as
“Skinnygurl” has an entire website devoted to pro-anorexic garbage. The
site claims not to be pro-anorexic, but after spending some painful time
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Just eat “Funions”
and drink 40’s.
You won’t even
need laxatives.
Many of us struggle staying body positive. Personally, I’ve always been
fat-positive, and have a lot of fat-positive friends. They maintain as I do
that skinny isn’t necessarily healthy or unhealthy, and neither is fat. If
you need a dose of body positivity, and want to meet some awesome ladies
with fierce attitudes, I recommend visiting my good friends Annie and
Carlee at Fat Fancy in downtown Portland. You can get fabulous vintage
and modern plus-sized digs, menswear, and there’s even an ally section.
Most importantly, we need to speak up when we witness this kind of hate
mongering. I love the fact that queer culture is often open to and accept-
ing to all people shapes. Ultimately, the media is created by and for us,
and we are accountable for its messages. We have more power than we
know. §
Lyska Mondor pens In The Pink for Just Out. She is a published poet and aspiring sci-fi
author. Reach her at Lyska@JustOut.com
November 2012