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OCTOBER 7, 2011
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No Guts, No Gory
Inaugural “Zomb and Monster Pub Crawl” takes the scare to the streets
It’s the most wonderful time o f the year.
seeking a professional finish to their look,
Not the holidays, y’all— at least not that one,
have we mentioned a full five hours o f on
or that one, or even that one. For any self-re
site makeup artists? (Book through
specting dresser-upper, All Mallows beats
zombcrawl.com.)
Christmas Eve by a long, bloody shot. So it’s
party for 1,500 brain eaters and their ilk.
takes a village (people) to properly digest
death music, zombie movies, eyeballs on a
mortal souls through traffic in shock-
stick, horrifically awesome prizes and more.
and-awe style, while a photo op
So suit up, scary peeps. I t ’s Halloween season
will “keep Portland weird” for
in Portland— i.e. you’ve a whole ‘nuther week
to walk, stalk, thrill the world and otherwise
no surprise that we’re as happy as a kid on,
on at historic Star Theater
posterity. Happy hour specials
um, 11 alio ween morning to ring in the spooky
with deejays, dancing and, a
will run all night— and at 20
season with the first “Zomb and Monster
real reason to scream, dishes
pre-approved
Pub Crawl” (ie-less spelling intended).
of
Pearl/downtown
Make that afternoon. Beginning at 3 p.m.
cream;
by am an d a schurr
Free PD X Pedicab rides will escort (im)
From there, get your ghoul
ice
WWW.JUSTOUT.COM
Someday
bars
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area
to
show you’ve got the fright stuff.
See how we put the “ie” back in “zombie”
just there? That’s how our heads roll. JM
handle any overflow from the
Lounge/Backspace with yet
Saturday, O ctober 22, costumed revelers will
another live band, fire per
aforementioned venues.
3 p.m. Sat., Oct. 22-1 a.m. Sun., Oct. 2 3 ;starting
convene at D ante’s for a marathon o f bar
formers and a costume contest;
All manner o f grave groups are
from Dante's, 3 5 0 W. Burnside; 2 1 + w ith proper
hopping— kicking off an epic day and night
Red Cap Garage/Boxxes with one o f
welcome: brides, nurses, nuns, ath
ID ; no cover (no weapons, real or fa ke, either);
o f the dead with a performance by a prom
several special guest appearances; and an un
letes, politicians, strippers, hippies, golfers,
zomhcrawl.com or search “ 1st Annual Zomb &
ised “M A JO R ” live band. And for those
derground, ahem, final destination— a private
schoolgirls, construction workers, et al. It
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DOWNTOWN PORTLAND
B O X X E S /R E D C A P G A R A G E
EM BERS AVENUE
110 NW Broadway • 503-222-3082
Drag! Drinks! Dancing! Your all-in-one bar!
1035 SW Stark St • 503-226-4171
The only two-in-one gay club in the city.
C A S E Y ’S
610 NW Couch St
J O Q ’S
2512 NE Broadway • 503-287-4210
Enjoy a good time and make a new friend at this
entertaining neighborhood bar!
ESCAPE
m m LO C A L LO UNG E
I f i l 3536 NE MLK • 503-282-1833
333 SW Park Ave. • 503-227-0830
• 5 03-224-9062
Portland s only all-ages gay nightclub.
“All-inclusive'’ nightclub and lounge
FO X & H O U N D S
m m C .C . S L A U G H T E R S
E l 219 NW Davis St. • 503-248-9135
217 NW Second Ave • 503-243-5530
This longstanding Cheers-esque restaurant and
A great hangout... come feel like “Norm" or shake
your booty all night long to the best sound, lights
and laser shows in Portland.
bar has always been known for a relaxed envi
happy hour, dinner or late night, this bar is as
diverse as its patrons who come from all aspects
of our community.
CRUSH
1400 SE Morrison St.
SOUTHEAST PORTLAND
NORTH PORTLAND
ronment, good food and an excellent drink.
Whether it be their Saturday/Sunday brunch,
• 503-235-8150
Crush features specialty martinis and cocktails
and serves a full food menu.
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A classy-kitcsh bar & grille serving the best burg
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D ARCELLE XV SH O W P LA C E
208 NW Third Ave.
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H A M B U R G E R M A R Y 'S
19 NW Fifth Ave. • 5 03-688-1200
ers with a hefty side of sass! Featunng nightly
• 503-222-5338
World-famous female impersonators Darcelle XV
& Company have been entertaining audiences for
more than 37 years with cabaret revues of glitz,
glamour and comedy.
T H E E A G LE P O R T L A N D
835 N Lombard St. • 503-283-9734
The bar for manly men, this laid-back hangout is
home to numerous leather events, and is the offi
cial den of the Oregon Bears.
entertainment like Mary-oke, Trivia, DJ's, Drag &
more! Don't miss the delicious Sunday brunch!
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H O B O ’S
120 NW Third Ave
• 5 03-224-3285
Hobo's has been an integral part of Portland's
dining and lounge experience for more than 25
years Located in the heart of Old Town, it pro
vides a friendly atmosphere of casual elegance
and serves outstanding cuisine from its dinner
menu and lounge menus.
A new-ish fixture in the gay NE scene, Local
Lounge serves up drinks, dancing and the occa
sional drag... along with top-notch service.
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SC ANDALS
1125 SW Stark St.
A fixture on the Stark Street scene for over 30
years, Scandals provides a cruisy streetside set
ting with a “more than friendly” bar staff.
S IL V E R A D O
318 SW Third Ave • 503-224-4493
The best place to see the best in scantily-clad boys,
Silverado is Portland’s “original" gay nightclub.
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S T A R K Y ’S
I t i l 2913 SE Stark St. • 503-230-7980
“Everyday people” video bar with great martinis,
two large patios, and lottery games.
m m STEAM
UM 2885 NE Sandy Blvd. • 503-736-9999
Portland’s hottest all-male experience.
SALEM! S O U T H S ID E S P E A K E A S Y
3529 Fairview Industrial. Salem • 503-362-1139
SALEM! FLIP S ID E
285 NE Liberty. Salem • 503-480-9039
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