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AUGUST I9, 2011
it’s not happening.
If it’s not in Just Out,
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Anime gnerds, your time is here
VX™ with SPEED UP!! ♦ Kumoricon
2011 Official Pre-Party! Initial P spins
happy hardcore and anime remix tunes to
get you psyched up for Kumoricon 2011.
Cosplay encouraged! (8:00 p.m., Pop Cul
ture, 1929 Main St., Vancouver, All ages, $5,
diskowarp.com)
Who are you calling “ Miss” ? MRS. is back,
with a vengeance, for all of your queer dance
party needs. (10:00 p.m., Mississippi Stu
dios, 3939 N Mississippi, 21+, $5)
SUN SEPT 4
DJ Brandon. (9:00 p.m., Local Lounge,
3536 NE MLK, 21+, No cover!)
Team Portland Tennis hosts the 21st Annual
Rose City Open. Visitteamportland-tennis.org
for more info.
Drinking with the Divas! Join Godiva
Devine, Honey Bea Hart, and Allie McQueen
(along with weekly guest performers) for a
night of drinking and debauchery! (10:00
p.m., Hamburger Mary's, 19 NW 5th, 21+,
No cover!)
Queer Polyamory discussion group. (6:30-
8:30 p.m., In Other Words, 14 NE Killings-
worth, inotherwords.org)
Q Patrol Training. (7:00 p.m., Q Center,
4115 N Mississisppi, pdxqcenter.org)
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The Oregon Symphony’s Annual
Free Outdoor Concert. (7:00
p.m., Tom McCall Waterfront Park, Free!, or-
symphony.org)
Men’s Erotic Energetics. (7:45 p.m., mani-
festpdx.org)
Michael Trapp art opening.Mingle with the
artist while enjoying some fine live music.
(8:00 p.m., Scandals, 1125 SW Stark, 21+)
Costume MaryOke! Arrive in costume or
dig through our box of props (and win a cash
prize for the best performance). (9:00 p.m.,
Hamburger Mary's, 19 NW 5th, 21+, No
cover!)
Red Cap Garage presents HOTT MESS, a
mashup of Portland Drag Race and Miss
Thing. Who's the hottest mess in town?
(10:00 p.m., Red Cap Garage, 1035 SW
Stark, 21+,N o cover!)
x y w i Dirt Bag blasts you in the face
with the glitteriest dance night in
town. Don’t forget to stay for the late-late
night Smiths dance party. (10:00 p.m., The
Know, 2026 NE Alberta, 21+, No cover!)
Rocky Rhodes karaoke. (9:00 p.m., Local
Lounge, 3536 NE MLK, 21+, No cover!)
F R IS E P T 2
Oregon Bears Happy Hour. (5-7:00p.m., Fox
& Hounds, 217 NW 2nd, 21+, No cover!)
Portland Black Pride presents Blackbuster
Movie & Game Night. This month's feature
is Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom. (7-11:00
p.m., Pivot, 209 SW 4th)
The Adventure Group goes kayaking on
Scappoose Bay. First-time kayakers wel
come. Meet at the Montgomery Park parking
log. (10:00 a.m., 2701 NW Vaughn, call Evan
at 503-701-7922)
MANTRAP, with DJ Lunchlady. (9:00 p.m.,
Red Cap Garage, 1035 SW Stark, 21+)
Bottomless Mimosa Brunch! Get ready for
that hang-over medicine, Mary! (10:00
a.m.-3:00 p.m., Hamburger Mary's, 19 NW
5th, All ages)
SAT SEPT 3
Team Portland Tennis hosts the 21st Annual
Rose City Open. Visitteamportland-tennis.org
for more info.
The Adventure Group goes on a moderate
hike to Elk Cove via Vista Ridge. Meet out
side Starbucks at Hollywood Fred Meyer.
(8:00 a. m., 3030 NE Weidler, RSVP to Jack at
503-413-0831)
Market Q farmers market. (9:00 a m .-2:00
p.m., Q Center, 4115 N Mississippi, pdxq-
center.org)
The Adventure Group joins the Portland
Frontrunners on an Esplanade walk with
optional brunch afterwards. Meet by Vera
Katz’ statue (9:00 a.m., 1 SE Main, adven-
turegroup.org)
Men’s Gardening & Food Sustainability
Team. Learn practical skills and tips for fall
gardening. (1-3:30p.m., manifestpdx.org)
Free Rapid HIV Testing for guys into
guys. (5-8:30 p.m., Pivot, 209 SW 4th,
pivotpdx.org)
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Drumcore hotties STLS perform
live with Yellow Fever and Nucular
Aminals. (7:30 p.m., Mississippi Studios,
3939 N Mississippi, 21+, $6 adv/$8 dos)
Come As You Were: Riot Grrrl Karaoke!
(8:00 p.m., The Foggy Notion, 3416 N Lom
bard, 21+)
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Sexy Saturdays! Mary dusts off
> - 5 ^ her disco ball for a dance night
that welcomes all genders and orientations,
with guest DJs, go-go boys and girls, and
long island specials. (10:00p.m., Hamburger
Mary's, 19 NW 5th, 21+, No cover!)
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Art in the Pearl Fine Arts & Crafts Fes
tival. (10:00 a.m .-6:00 p.m., North Park
Blocks, NW 8th between Burnside and
NW Glisan)
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Pacific NW Lesbian Author
v I l A Reading & Chat Session. Come
meet seven incredible lesbian Pacific North
west authors at this reading and Q&A!
(2-4:00 p.m., In Other Words, 14 NE Killing-
sworth, inotherwords.org)
Queerlandia presents WERQ FORCE: 8 Par
ties in 8 Hours. With DJ sets from Blow
Pony, Cafeteria, Gaycation, BENT, Queerlan
dia, MRS., Maricon, and more! (4:00 p.m.,
Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi,
21+, Free!)
The Church of the Poison Mind welcomes
all sinners with free food, $1 shots, and a
healthy dose of your favorite Silverado danc
ers. (4-9:00 p.m., Silverado, 308 SW 3rd,
21+,N o cover!)
The 30th Annual La Femme
Magnifique International and
La Femme Magnifique Plus Interna
tional Pageants! (5:00 p.m., The Portland
Ballroom, Oregon Convention Center, 777
NE MLK)
Superstar Divas Mega Show! (8:00
p.m ., CC Slaughters, 219 NW Davis, 21+,
No cover!)
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Peaches is back in town, and
v X " she’s dirrrtier than ever! ( 9:00
p.m., Roseland Theater, 8 NW 6th, $W ,
peachesrocks.com)
The Original Plankers
P ir a te d M u s ic a n d m o r e m a r k S t. H e le n s ’
P jr a te F e s t
Nothing is quite so polarizing these days as all things pirate. Somali
pirates have ushered in a new age o f real pirate activities in international
waters. The Pittsburgh Pirates might actually have a winning record for
the first time since 1992. The Pirates o f the Caribbean franchise is both a
surefire seller and a played-out theme park parody. (Don’t tell Johnny
D ep p ...)
Lucky us, the Sixth A nnual Portland Pirate Festival is set to drop
anchor in the historic waterfront district o f St. Helens, Ore., and bring
some semblance o f order to this deep sea debacle.
‘A t’s right, me mateys! Com e as ye arrr to a Labor Day weekend for the
ages. Avast! Not only is the maritime-themed spectacle a fine opportunity
to hone your pirate lingo (“H aw ’d you like to scrape the barnacles o ff o f
me rudder?” “Aye Aye! Another cup o f grog, me hearties!”), there’s some
thing for lubbers o f all ages.
Live music comes from a crew o f pirate-like performers, perhaps most
fittingly, Popeye-voiced eccentric and steel guitar player Baby Gram ps.
Also providing the sea-farin’ soundtrack: Portland’s own Balkan-peppered
gypsy-jam rockers Chervona and local rogues BilgeRats & Pyrettes, who’ll
present acoustic music “to plunder by.”
Suit up for a costume parade led by the Last Regiment Drummers and
the Oregon Defense Force Pipe Band. All that, plus puppet shows, scav
enger hunts, interactive games with the Pirates o f Puget Sound, an ap
pearance by Captain Slappy and much more.
Captain Slappy?! Well, blow me down!
Sat., Sept. 3-Sun., Sept. 4 ,1 0 a.m .-m idnight; Historic Waterfront, St. Helens,
Ore; $10 advance fo r one-day adult pass, $12 at the gate, one-day youth pass is
$5 advance, $6 at gate; 503-292-3418 orportlandpiratefestival.com.
Gaay Aalto Sundays. ( 10:00 p.m., Aalto
Lounge, 3356 SE Belmont, 21+, No cover!)
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