36 W W W .JU S T O U T .C O M JUNE 17, 2011 it’s not happening. Dirty Porno Bingo, hosted by Chi Chi and Chonga $2.50 well drinks from open to close. Equalize presents Sing it OUT! (2-6:00 p.m ., Voicebox, 2112 NW Hoyt, A ll ages, $5, face- Superstar Divas Mega Show! (8:00 p.m ., CC book. com /equalizeit) Slaughters, 219 NW Davis, 2 1 + ,N o cover!) Hangover Helper comedy and burlesque show! DEEP PRIDE: A Portland Gay Pride Happy Ending. (9:00 p.m ., The Tube, 18 NW 3rd, 21+, There’s even a brunch buffet, whenever your hangover subsides. (2 -5 :0 0 p.m ., Tonic Lounge, / V a ' away with the Golden Skate in 2011? (5:45 dance party joins forces with Portland Black Pride for an epic gay pride celebration. Come in your jammies for $1 off the cover price. (9:00 p.m ., Expo Center, 2060 N M arine Drive, $14- 22, rosecityrollers.com ) p.m ., Crush, 1400 SE Morrison, 2 1 + ,$ 6 cover) PRIDE Hot Flash! DJs D-Zel and WildFire will lies of Color Day Out Picnic. (4-9:00 Glisan, 2 1 + ,$ 1 0 cover) Contact Laury a t 503-285-4848 for location) /V W i V a " Men’s Massage Exchange. (7:45 p.m ., for p.m ., Saratoga, 6910 N Interstate, 21+, $5) Gaay Aalto Sundays. Chill out on one side of the bar, dance it out on the other. (10:00 p.m., Aalto Lounge, 3356 SE Belmont, 21+, No cover!) Lounge, 3536 NE MLK, 21+, No cover!) MON JUNE 20 Hot Chocolate: Pride Edition, featuring Poison Waters, Maria, Tiara Desmond, Kourtni Capri Duv and Alexis Campbell Starr. (6:00 p.m ., Darcelle XV, 2 1 + ,$ 1 0 ) At the End of the Rainbow. CJ and the Dolls, Nicky Click and Blondage are here to rock the socks off of Pride! Hosted by Saturn and Ecstacy Inferno! (6:00 p.m ., more inform ation, visit m anifestpdx.org) The Ethical Butcher presents Sum- mer Beats & Bacon, an evening for bacon connoisseurs, fiends and fans alike. (8:00 p.m ., Saraveza, 5433 N M ichigan, $25 adv/$30 dos, theethicalbutcher@ gm ail.com ) Mary-oke! (8:00 p.m ., Hamburger M ary’s, 19 NW 5th, 21+ a fte r 9:30 p.m ., No cover!) Men’s Morning Yoga & Meditation. (6:30 a.m., for more information, visit m anifestpdx.org) TUES JUNE 21 Men's Morning Yoga & Meditation. (6:30 a.m., CAP, Pivot, and Q Center present AXIS. Sex and dating can be stressful and confusing. Meet with a counselor who can answer questions, provide support, and help take the stress out of safer sex. (11:00 a.m., 0 Center, 4115 N M is­ Free Rapid HIV testing & STD screening for guys into guys. (5:00-8:30 p.m ., Pivot, 209 SW fo r more inform ation, visit m anifestpdx.org) 4 th, pivotpdx.org) Burger night at Starky’s! Come enjoy a deli­ mation, visit m anifestpdx.org) FIERCE: A Pride dance party to benefit Q Cen­ Portland White Party! Come for the go-go cious $5 burger with your hostess Poison Marie Waters. (6-9:00 p.m ., Starky's 2913 SE Stark, Who will be the first Iron Mary? Come on down to this yummy competition show to benefit CAP! ter. (9:00 p.m ., Whiskey Bar, 31 NW 1st, 21+, 21+, No cover!) $5 cover) boys, stay for the sexy dunk tank and hi-tech dance floor featuring DJs Jub Jub and Stracey. Pride Disco Celebration in the Gayborhood, (6:00 p.m ., Refuge PDX, 116 SE Yamhill, $10 adv/$15 dos, pdxwhiteparty.com ) Men’s Qi Gong. (6:15 p.m ., fo r more inform a­ (7:00 p.m ., Ham burger M ary's, 19 NW 5th, 21+ a fte r 9 :00 p.m ., No cover!) CC’s Post Parade Dance Party. (7:00 p.m ., CC Pride isn’t over until the last skate has rolled... Ju st Out presents Gay Skate: Pride Finale! Proceeds benefit the Just Out Scholarship Fund. (7-9 :0 0 p.m ., 1 SE with DJ SamFM. (9:30 p.m ., Local Lounge, 21 + ,$ 1 0 suggested donation) 3536 NE MLK, 21+, No cover!) PHAME Academy presents Grease (School Version), starring a cast of 47 inspiring PHAME student performers. (7 :0 0 p.m ., MHCC Happy Ours & Crossover present Swagg & Sexy 2011. Celebrate Pride in a swagg and sexy way! (9 :0 0 p.m ., The P Club, 5264 N Lom­ Sneakin' Out, Ashleigh Flynn, and Christine Havrilla, live in concert! (8:00 p.m ., Crush, Theatre, 26000 SE Stark, Gresham, $13-27, phameacademy. org) bard, 21+, $10-15) 1412 SE M orrison, 21+) awareness of the deaf community through laugh­ ter. (7:00 p.m., Embers. 110 NW Broadway, 21+) SPIT does PDX: Portland Pride Edition. (10:00 After Pride Extravaganza. (4:30 p.m ., Local The Sad Song Tour 2011: an outdoor house concert with cutie cute musician Jeremiah Clark and friends. (7:00 p.m ., 7803 SE Salmon, Troupe 9, an LGBTQ ASL comedy troupe, brings Vancouver BC’s favorite queer sex positive party comes to town for Men’s Naked Yoga. (7:00 p.m ., for more in for­ 21 +, $8 cover) SE Belmont, Pay what you can, fusepdx.com) David Harness Live! A benefit for Our House of sissisppi, pdxqcenter.org) p.m ., CC Slaughters, 219 NW Davis, 21+, No cover!) Gay Pride 2011: Readings and Works in Progress. (7:30 p.m ., Theater! Theatre!, 3430 No cover!) Someday Lounge, 125 NW 5th, 21+, $7 general adm ission, $15 VIP, m yfairsaturn.com ) Revolution Dance Party: Pride Edition. (9:00 keep the party going late for Portland's premier party that caters to seasoned lesbians who are too old for the “ scene" and too young to stop dancing. (6:00 p.m ., Barracuda, 9 NW 2nd, Sir Lukas presents Cultural Baptism: A Fash­ ion Show, featuring designs from Devonation, Silkwood, Rosabode, cotton candy punk couture, and Swag Jewelry. (7:00 p.m., Hotel Monaco. 506 SW Washington, $20-35, sirlukas.com ) p.m ., Ankeny S treet Studio, 975 SE Sandy, $10, outdancing.info) Portland. (9:00 p.m ., Groove Suite, 440 NW Repent' The Church of the Poison Mind wel­ comes all sinners with free food, $1 shots, a beer bust, and a healthy dose of your favorite Silverado dancers. (4 -9 :0 0 p.m ., Silverado, 308 SW 3rd, 21+, No cover!) Chocolate City & Portland Black Pride Paja­ ma Jam. Portland’s off-the-hook women’s OUT Dancing Country 2-Step lessons. (7:30 Portland Black Pride presents Fami- p.m., Kenton Park, 8417 N Brandon Ave.) Rose City Rollers Season 6 Final Championship! Who will be rolling 4115 N M ississisppi, pdxqcenter.org) The Portland Polyamory Circle is a place to chat about inclusive relationships, extended families, and intentional community. (7:30p.m ., 3100 NE Sandy, 21+, $5 cover) The cast performs “ Step In Time” in the national touring production of Mary Poppins, running June 22-July 10 at Keller Auditorium. For more information, pr to purchase tickets, visit portlandopera.org. (8-10:00 p.m ., Boxxes, 1035 SW Stark, 21+, No cover!) WomenStrength presents a Personal Safety covering prevention strategies, recognizing when one is a target, various op­ tions for ending an attack, and how to survive or heal if one is a victim. (7 -9 :0 0 p.m ., 0 Center, Workshop /y A Slaughters, 219 NW Davis, 2 1 + ,N o cover!) tion, visit m anifestpdx.org) Spokane St., $6 plus a food donation fo r Es­ th e r’s Pantry) Late Awakenings support group for women who come out and identify as lesbian later in life. (7:00 p.m ., Q Center, 4115 N M ississippi, pdxqcenter.org) Trans*Fem social group for genderfabulous sisters. (7:00 p.m ., 0 Center, 4115 N M issis­ sippi, pdxqcenter.org) i Start growing that facial hair! It’s an EXTREME Mustache Party! With prizes and entertainment provided by your im­ peccable host Juan and DJ Pornstar! Speaking of pornstars, get in the photo booth with one and see what happens... (10:00 p.m ., Red Cap V -4 ^ Garage, 1035 SW Stark, 21+, No cover!) Gentleman’s Club. Wear your best old-school hunting attire and/or a smoking jacket/bath- robe, and simply be MEN. (10:00 p.m ., Boxxes, 1035 SW Stark, 21+, No cover!) Maricon @ Matador, a night for homos and their homeys. (10:00 p.m ., Matador, 1967 W Burnside, 2 1+) Portland Gay Men’s Chorus presents Revolution! (7:30 p.m ., Arlene Schm tzer Concert Hall, 1037 SW Broadway, $16-42, pdxgm c org) Metropolitan Opera tenor John Duykers stars as crazy King George III in the dramatically staged theater piece 8 Songs fo r a M ad King by British (and flamboyantly “out”) composer Sir Peter Maxwell Davies, as part of the Astoria Music Festival. (7:30p.m ., Liberty Theater, 1203 Com­ m ercial St., Astoria, astoriam usictestival org) Portland Black Pride presents Swagg Out! A youth dance party. (8:00 p.m ., PSU, S tott Cen­ te r Rooftop, No cover!) SUN JUNE 19 Big Gay Sunday Brunch. (9:00 a m .-3:00 p.m ., Crush, 1412 SE Morrison. 21+) CC's opens its doors at 9:00 a m. with its famous Pride Bloody Mary Bar, then watch the parade from the bar, with emcee Miss CC Slaughters 2011. (9:00 a m., CC Slaughters, 219 NW Davis, 21+, No cover!) The Adventure Group goes on a intermediate kayak outing from Scappoose Bay to Sauvie Island. Meet on the parking lot of Montgomery Park, or at Scappoose Bay Kayaking at 10:45 am .. (10:00 a m., 2701 NW Vaughn, ca ll Evan a t 503-701-7922) Amy & Freddy: A Benefit Concert for Camp Starlight. (8 :0 0 p.m ., M elody Ballroom, 615 SE Alder, 21+, $35) Blow Pony kicks pride in the nuts with performances by Leslie Hall, CJ & the Dolls, Little Tommy Bang Bang, and (our personal favorite) Feyonce. A handful of your favorite DJs will be on hand to make your ass sweat. Don't forget to hydrate while you gyrate! (9:00 p.m ., Rotture, 315 SE 3rd, 21+. $8) Doll House: Pride Edition. Your favorite girly dance party kicks it up a notch for Pride, with Go-Gos. giveaways, and a $300 balloon drop at midnight. (9:00 p.m .. Hamburger M ary's, 19 NW 5th, 21+, $3, facebook.com /pdxm arys) Gay Pride Parade 2011 . The parade steps o ff a t 11:30 a m ., information. visit pridenw.org fo r route / y ^ i Red Cap Garage and Boxxes present the 7th Annual Pride Block Party! Heklina comes to town to host this epic party, featuring performances by Amber, Lisa Dank, The Rose City Sirens, ChiChi & Chonga, Ecstasy Infer­ no, and ALL of your favorite Miss Things. (1:00 p.m., Stark Street, between 10th & 11th, 21+) PHAME Academy presents Grease (School Version), starring a cast of 47 inspiring PHAME student performers. (2:00 p.m ., MHCC Theatre, 26000 SE Stark, Gresham, $13-27, phameacademy. org) Pigging Out Summer Beats & Bacon sizzles with meaty goodness It’s the Monday after Pride. You’ve marched, danced and otherwise exercised your way across town, from celebration to celebration, party to party, burn­ ing calorie after calorie. W hat to do? Get yourself some eats, that’s what, some meaty eats. For the second annual Summer Beats & Bacon, a three-city tour of multisensory flavor, Berlin Reed— aka The Ethical Butcher—and colleagues will enter­ tain both your pie- and ear-holes. The latest round introduces four new flavors of pig profundity, burst­ ing with seasonal fruits and berries, floral blooms, summery heat and more. From bacon-candied pop­ corn to bacon-wrapped herb bundles to a twist on the classic BET, noshers should save their appetites for a promised 12-15 pork creations. To sweeten the most savory evening—held in Portland at Saraveza—DJ Beyonda (of MRS., Eve Got a Hole in M y Soul and Buck n’ Bounce fame) will delight your aural palate with the best cuts of music. The tasting will be followed by door prizes, raffles, “bacon-themed” games and, for attendees in one lucky city (others include Seattle and the already sold-out San Francisco), a bacon crème brûlée station. Here’s hoping it’s us. Flambé, to stay! Mon., June 20, 8 p.m. (7:30 doors); Saraveza (back­ space), 5433 N. Michigan Ave.; t25/person or 2/%40 presale, S30 each at door, pending availability; ethical- butcher.blogspot.com or theethicalbutcher@gmail.com. — A m a n d a S c h u r r