M 30 \VWW JUSTOUT COM SEPTEMBER 17 2010 OUT 8 ABOUT . « CONTINUED FROM PG. 29 Queer Candy: Lick it up. a dance party to benefit In Other Words and Spread Magazine. Boogie down to DJ Chelsea Starr and get a VIP lap dance from one of the many sexy go-gos. (8:00 p.m., Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 21 +, $5) The Cafeteria brings you your recommended daily allowance of creamy, moist, and melty jams brought to you by DJ LunchLady, Trans Fat, and III Camino. This month's theme: Jocks & —‘ Nerds (9 00 p.m., Vendetta, 4306 N Williams, 21+, $3 cover) Humble Tripe bring their queer-americana-indie musical stylings from North Carolina to In Other Words. If that's not enough to get you to come out, will the addition of Kaia Wilson help? (7:30 p.m., 8b NE Killingsworth, inotherwords.org) BearNaked Billiards at the Eagle. (7:00 p.m., 835 N Lombard, 21 +, eagleportland.com) Modern dance classes with SWAGGER, a Portland-based arts movement dedicated to pro­ viding all-levels, all-inclusive dance classes to the queer community and its supporters. (5-6:00 p.m., Bamboo Grove, 134 SE Taylor, $5-$7sliding scale, theotherspacepdx.com, swaggerpdx@ gmail.com) Women's Basketball at Irving Park. Indoor full-court basketball with cute girls. Come and play with us! (7-9:00p.m., 3535 NE 7th, Free) portunity to cut a rug with the Portland Sisters and support the work they do in the community. (10:00 p.m., 111 SW Ash, 21+, thebeautybar. com) BUTCHVoices Portland Regional Conference is here! See page 17 for a fu ll schedule. SAT OCT 2 / V a ' Portland Lesbian & Gay Film Fes- tival! See Page 18 for Just Out's full coverage and schedule o f events. PABA Biz Builders, network with the Portland Area Business Alliance. (7-8:30 a.m., Q Center, '4115 N Mississippi, info@paba.com) Want to help Jefferson's arts and music pro­ grams? Spend the day with the Rose City Mu­ sic Festival! Dozens of performers take over Jefferson High School in this benefit festival. ($5-15, rosecitymusicfestival.com) FRI OCT I BUTCHVoices Portland Regional Confer­ ence is here! See page 17 fo ra fu ll schedule. / V a ' Portland Lesbian & Gay Film Fes- tival! See Page 18 for dust Out's full coverage and schedule o f events. ORANGE @ Crush. This "Gear & Levis" hankie code dance party is a blast! (9:00p.m., 1400 SE Morrison, 21+. $2 cover) Burlesque S'il Vous Plait, a classic burlesque and variety show with a modern twist. Hosted by Zora Phoenix. (8:30-11:30 p.m., Crush, 1400 SE Morrison, 21+. $5, crushbar.com) Maricon at Matador, featuring DJs Moisti, Trans Fat and III Camino. (10:00 p.m., 1967 W Burnside, 21 +, thematadorbar.com) Oregon Bears Happy Hour. (5-7 p.m., Fox and Hounds. 217 N W 2nd, 21+. oregonbears.org) Glam it up at Beauty Bar with IN- SIDE OUT. Featuring DJ Ladyboy and DJ Rhienna, you won't want to miss the op­ Portland Taiko presents Taiko Unleashed. (8:00 p.m., Newmark Theatre, 1111 SW Broad­ way, $22- $30, portlandtaiko.org) Love Tribe presents Men's Spirit Pajama Par­ ty. For men of all sorts, the Pajama Party is a playful space to connect with other men through non-sexual and playful forms of healing and nur­ turing. (7 p.m.-Midnight, For more information, visit www.lovetribe.org/menspirit, or call 503- 223-8822x2) Crystals Country Jam. Cowboys and cowgirls are welcome to pull on their boots and come on out! (8:00 p.m. lessons, 9:00 p.m. dance, PPAA, 618 SE Alder, 21+, $3 lessons, $5 cover) Q Center hosts Storytime with Maria, a monthly event for kids 0-5 and their families. Youth librarian, Maria Lowe, reads stories, sings songs and brings activities to storytime to match the ages and attention spans of your future bookworm. (9:30-10:30a m., 4115NM ississippi, Free, pdxqcenter.org) Pivot offers Free Rapid HIV Testing for men into men. All testing is walk-in, first come, first served. (5-9:00p.m., 209 SW 4th, pivotpdx.org) Come one, come all to Rose City Vaudeville's Rose Saloon. Prepare to be mesmerized by the hijinks and talent of highly trained humans at this turn of the century variety show. (8:00 p.m., Curious Comedy Theatre, 5225 NE MLK, 21+, $12, curiouscomedy.org) SUN OCT 3 / V a ' Portland Lesbian & Gay Film Fes- tival! See Page 18 for Just Out’s full coverage and schedule o f events. for one night only, Portland gets a piece of Cazwell, your favorite dirrrty homo rapper. With notorious boylesque duo Burlesquire opening the night, and DJ Adam West spinning, did you have something better to do? (7:00 p.m. cocktails, 9:00 p.m. show, Barra­ cuda, 9 N W 2nd, 21 +, $10) E d u catio n D ialo g u e In d e p e n d e n ce Buy Street Roots from a vendor today! > ENJOY A THICK SLICE OF HORSE MEAT DISCO London Colling Ready to make a freak-nasty scene? Portland is home to some brilliant, genre-bending DJs who inspire crowds to compulsively shake their asses. That said, sometimes a transfusion of new blood is needed to inspire the nightclub set to new levels of rocking out. A duo of DJs from the other side of the pond will provide exactly what the disco doctor ordered when Horse Meat Disco takes Holocene on October 6. Anglophile dancing queens need no explanation as to Horse Meat Disco—the London party is infa­ mous on both sides of the Atlantic. Luke Howard (aka Filthy Luka), Severino (of HM D) and their cohorts mix up an energetic, campy brew of vintage disco, showy Italo-house and the sort of bizarro rarities that leave the dance floor gasping for air. “We play lots of old stuff,” explains BUTCHVoices Portland Regional Confer­ ence is here! See page 17 fo ra fu ll schedule. Boxxes Bingo. (9:00 p.m., 1035 SW Stark, 21+, boxxes.com) Wanna be on top? The Northbank Bar hosts Vancouver's Next Top Drag Queen. (7:00 p.m., 106W 6th, Vancouver, 21+, thenorthbank- bar.com) Portland Taiko presents Taiko Unleashed. (2:00 p.m., Newmark Theatre, 1111 SW Broad­ way $22-$30, portlandtaiko.org) Filthy Luka—“classics and forgot- ten-about gems across all the genres: boystown, Italo, funk-punk, Philly, salsoul, sleaze, nu-disco, house, hi- energy.” All vague labels aside, Horse Meat Disco wields full-throttle, balls-to-the-wall good times mu­ sic—as Portland crowds who shook it at last years HM D Rose City show know down to their bones. Serving as the evenings gracious hosts are local beat-addicts Linger &, Quiet. Through their Nightclubbing parties at Holocene, DJ nights at Valentines and brilliant must-listen podcast, the duo of Linger & Quiet has singlehandedly helped a scene of psychedelic basement-level house music blossom in the Portland area. Wed., Oct. 6, 9p.m ., Holocene, 1001 SE M orrison St., 15, holocene.org. —Nick M attos Patty's Senior Coffee. (2-4:00 p.m., Q Center, 4115 N Mississippi, Free, pdxqcenter.org) Pinochle at Hobo's. (6-9:00 p m . 120 NW 3rd, 21+) Ambiente bilingual discussion group. (2-4:00 p.m., Q Center, 4115 N Mississippi, pdxqcenter.org) Check out more of the queerest events in town by logging on to justout.com ------------------------ * * * ------------------------- O p e n fo r T astin g 7 Days a W eek in P ortlan d an d N ew b erg. BRING IN THIS AD FOR A BUY 1 GET 1 FREE 3SSts w w w .streetroots.org Wine Tasting Both tasting rooms open daily. 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