J # : 3 8 W W W JU STO U T COM JANUARY 8 2010 if ?£?&£? * NIGHTLIFE -i’ ' ^ MYSPACECOM Rook n' Roll Séance: to Page and Plant’s compositions ZEPPARELLA gives ghosts of heo vy metal new life verges on religious— tracks like Just before I sat down to write this event verve o f frontwoman Anna Kristi­ “Immigrant Song” and the epic “In preview, I was on the phone with my dad. na. Think o f Storm Large channel­ M y Tim e o f D ying” are such precise “W hat are you writing about this week, ing both Robert Plant and Anton covers, they seem almost liturgical. Nick?” LaVey, and you’ll have a good idea Yet somehow alchemy happens on “Well, one piece is about a band who’s play­ o f the dark, powerful vocal energy stage, and these nearly half-cen­ ing at Dante’s on January 23 called Zepparella that Kristina brings to the Z e p ­ tury-old songs take on a vitality - do you remember Led Zeppelin?” parella mix. not experienced since Robert Plant “Well, they’re an all-woman him self unleashed them. The result The band’s shows are multimedia “ D on’t insult me, son, o f course I do.” is nothing short o f magical. marvels— incorporating the showy Zeppelin cover band.” M y father was silent for a moment. “So you’re writing about Heart?” Ba-dum ching! All joking aside, Zepparella is a rather surrealism o f Led Zeppelin with a willingness as to what the appropriate dose o f L S D for The 21+ musical séance goes down at 9 to be bizarre and tongue-in-cheek. During a that show would have been, but logic dictates p.m. Saturday, January 23 at Dante’s (1 S W recent San Francisco gig, Kristina and cohorts it was far higher than most musical offerings Third Ave). Tickets are $12 advance, $15 day Gretchen at Dante’s. o f show, available from TicketsW est outlets. M enn (guitar), Nila Minnerok straightforward project. W hat sets the act (bass) and Clementine (drums) decided to I f there’s any caveat to Zepparella, it’s the For more information about Zepparella— and apart from a vast sea o f guitar-strumming celebrate the sensual trippiness o f the late ‘60s band’s commitment to a spot-on emulation o f their brilliant original project The House o f teenage stoners in basements and middle- by playing an all-Zep soundtrack to a projec­ the original Zeppelin sound. O n the 2007 live M ore— check out www.zepparella.com. aged bar bands is the sheer skill and onstage tion o f the movie Barbarella. Accounts differ album A Pleasing Pounding, their dedication — Nick M attos ARO UND TOWN DOWNTOWN PORTLAND £ t: t C. ± £ I I £ Z Z ** ^ z z D o- ;* z z ► Union Station/Amtrak z NW H ok I NW Glison NW Flanders NW Everett NW Davis NW Couch W Burnside 0 □ . Gts^-hound f r^rrmtol CASEY’S 610 NW C ouch St. • 503-224-9062 ’All-inclusive" nightclub an d lounge. * 1 | i 0 0 f £ 0 £ * C.C. 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