w ww F w wwrr r w wwrr r w wwrr Continued from Page 21 SAT • OCT. 28 Metropolitan Community Church of Portland throws a Halloween party dance in the dungeon! Featuring prizes for best costumes, music and a potluck. (7 pm-midnight. 2400 NE Broadway] Don your wings or horns, your feathers or scales, your true faces or masks dunng Darklady 's Sacred fr Profane Polyween Dance, chat, make love or punish the flesh to the deep house, industrial and fetish mood audio backdrop of DJ Darknezzz while sipping cider from Darklady 's virtual garden of delights. Earn festive beads with your acts of brazen beauty. Sample spooky sweeties, indulge forbidden desires, luxuriate in your senses—and celebrate the many flavors of love and life. Bring a pet care product for Dandelion Dog Rescue and get $5 off at the door. 17 pm-2 am. $20 with costume. $25 without. RSVP to darklady@darkladycom.) Performance Works Northwest presents the 15th edition of Cabaret Boris b Natasha through Oct. 29: six unique acts featuring bodies, branches, wheelchairs, rocking chairs, Taiwanese puppets, Halloween masks, cardboard critters, accordions, stop-motion animation, desires, distress, espionage and an instant horror movie contest! (8 pm. 4625 SE 67th Ave. $ 13-$15 sliding scale from 503-777-1907 ) Miss Portland Pride Sasha Scarlett hosts the Portland Erotic Ball, the Rose City's largest adult-themed Halloween party for 2006, at Crystal Ballroom with musical headliner Pepe & the Bottle Blondes, Jesus Presley, Shel Bailey & the Big Package, super hot alternative dance performance artist DJ BJ, indie band Written in Ashes, fetish demonstrations, Heaven & Hell private VIP stage and the crowning of a Sex God and Goddess. Costumes mandatory; more than $3,000 in cash will be awarded for the Best Group, Best Couple/lndividual and Most Erotic Costume. 18:30 pm. 1332 W Burnside St. $35-$50 at the door, $25-$50 in advance from wwwportlanderoticball com.) ’w ^rr r w w ? f best costume for the midnight contest; the winner will take home a cauldron of sex toys from Fascinations or $100 cash. Costumes will be judged by the audience, so bring your fnends. And you get to play an extra hour because daylight saving time ends tonight! (9 pm. 3701 SE Division St. $5.) Pull out the polyester, polish the platforms and shake your booty: Saturday Night Fever comes to Portland during The Disco Party at Wonder Ballroom. Three well-known West Coast tumtablists— DJs DZY, Biggz and Saint—will vie with one another, spinning old- school vinyl to merge retro funk with nostalgic disco. Disco DJ DZY attire is required, and groovy prizes will be awarded for the best outfit and best dance. Proceeds benefit Cascade AIDS Project's Camp Starlight, a program that provides children whose lives havsbeen affected by HIV/AIDS the opportunity to enjoy a caring, safe, recreational, spiritual and fun camping experience. (9 pm-2 am. 128 NE Russell St. $20 at the door, $15 in advance from box office or Ticketmaster ) Andaz, Portland's longest-running and most successful dance night dedioated to new music, presents its South Asian Halloween spectacular, Bollywood Horror IV, at Fez Ballroom with Bhangra and hip-hop music by DJs Anjali and The Incredible Kid and visu­ als by Deai. (9pm-3am. 316 SW 11th Ave $10 with costume) Someday Lounge's house circus troupe, Batty 's Hippodrome, por­ traying the true-life Victonan circus of ringmaster William Batty, wwrr r w w^rr r w w receives a visit from one of the last genuine traveling freak shows in the United States, Thee 999 Eyes Ov Endless Dream, who are being tailed from city to city by a film crew from the National Geographic Channel. Arrive early for Rale Sidebottom’s macabre puppet show. (10 pm-2 am. 125 NW Fifth Ave. $15.) Get your freak on and compete for a $250 cash pnze during the Sexiest Costume Contest at Steam Portland, the Rose City's newest all-male bath­ house. h's hot here! (10 pm. 2885 NE Sandy Blvd www steamportland com.) SUN • OCT. 29 Willamette Radio Workshop presents a preview and primer for its production of gay playwright William Vino Paradiso unveils Polaroids by Thomas Lauderdale on “Sam" Gregory's Werewo/ves of Portland at Central Oct. 31. Library. The program is a thnlling and fun look at the little-known history of werewolves in Stumptown fea- tunng an interactive introduction to live foley sound effects and the use of imagination in listening to a story. (2-3 pm 801 SW 10th Ave) Q Center presents Trick or Treat Bingo with Poison Waters fea­ MON • OCT. 30 The Bus Project presents Trick-or-Vote 2006 at Crystal Ballroom. Costumed volunteers of all ages will gather for a ral­ ly featuring U.S. Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., hula hoopers, belly dancers, magicians, face painters, fortunetellers, a tarot read­ er, a kissing booth and a costume contest, then they will spread out to neighborhoods and remind people to vote. The day will conclude with a party featuring Portland City Commissioner Sam Adams and former Just Out columnist Marc Acito as MCs plus performances by Thomas Lauderdale and China Forbes of Pink Martini, March Fourth Marching Band and more. Free admission for canvassers! (2 pm rally, 8 pm concert. 1332 W Burnside St $14 from Ticketmaster.) O Center presents its second annual family Halloween extravaganza, Spooktacularl, featuring kids arts and craftsjasty treats for young and old, an all-ages costume contest and a pumpkin carving contest with celebrity ludges including Portland Mayor Tom Potter and Multnomah County Commissioner Mana Rojo de Steffey. (3-5 pm. 69 SE Taylor St.) Boo-livia Carmichaels hosts Tricks ft Treats at C.C. Slaughters featuring music by DJs Alex Hollywood and JoeyCub, a costume contest with $1,000 in prizes and a midnight DVD release party for HeliBent, the first gay slasher movie. See Page 56 for details on other weekend events! 19 pm. 219 NW Davis St $5.) For years there have been rumors of spirits wandenng the Egyptian Club. Strange sightings and mysterious occurrences have often been reported. Almost every staff member has a story to tell. These apparitions only appear when one is alone, so the E Room needs to pack the house for its Halloween Bash1 Eat, drink and be scary with the ghouls and the goblins in the haunted Tomb. Come in your w Onda Arte Latina exhibits photographer Pepe Moscoso Paniagua through Nov. 5. S team P ortland ' s Gay-owned Chameleon throws its ninth annual Halloween party featuring an hors d'oeuvre buffet, go-go dancers and music by DJ Sab Hutton. This year's theme is "Transylvania Returns," so come dressed as a blood­ sucking vampire! Stop by the restaurant to pick up an invitation for half-price admission 18 pm 2000 NE 40th Ave $20 ) Roger Mosser Real Estate Broker rame S aturday O ctober 28 th JUIXiINCi STARTS AT 10PM C ome in and FREAK ON AT 1 hottest all r EXPERIENCE IN P ortland ! □irect/Cell: 503.347.5477 E-mail: rogermosser6Tcomcast.net WWW.STEAMPORTLAND.COM I t ' s hot here ! www.buysel.biz O Windermene Windermere/Crown * Caplan Realty Group. Inc 025 NE Multnomah St.. Suite 120 Portland. Oregon 87232-2150 turing treats for everyone—but watch out for Poison's old tricks! Fun prizes, including for best costume, followed by a happy hour. (7 pm bingo, 9 pm social. 69 SE Taylor St $10 includes bingo card.) TUE • OCT. 31 Gay-owned Vino Paradiso throws an opening reception for Shivers: A Halloween Photography Show, featuring a sampling of Pink Martini frontman Thomas Lauderdale's shots taken with his trusty vintage Polaroid land camera. The group exhibit runs through Nov. 28. Proceeds benefit the Lower 9th Ward Health Clinic of New Orleans. (7-10pm. 417 NW 10th Ave.) Powell's Books presents Halloween with Amy Sedaris! The star of Strangers with Candy reads from I Like You Hospitality Under the Influence, a blisteringly funny take on entertaining with extraordinary flair from one of the country's most delightfully unconventional hostesses. (7:30 pm 1005 W Burnside St.) Do N Dudes performs with Fleshtone at Holocene. (9 pm 1001 SE Morrison St.) The Egyptian Club presents Spooky Karaooky! A total of 100 prizes will be awarded; you could win a spooktacular treat.. or just get a devious trick. (9 pm 3701 SE Division St.) Continued on Page 25