34 JUStjOUt JUNE 2. 2006 Southern Oregon Coast Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays present their seventh annual Pride Picnic at Bastendorff Beach County Park in Charleston. Hamburgers, hot dogs and chicken will be on the grill, and pop, coffee, tea and water will quench your thirst. Chips and side dishes encouraged. (10 am-4 pm. 63377 Bastendorff Beach Road.) Impetus Arts presents its spring class, Performing Inclusive Dance, for people of all body types, (dis)abilities, ages, races, genders and identities Tuesdays through June 13 at Performance Works Northwest. No experi­ ence necessary. (3:30-6 pm. 4625 SE 67th Ave. $60 from 503-493-9090 or impetusarts. yahoo.com.) Doug Fir Lounge presents Crafty Wonderland, a monthly extravaganza featuring more than 40 hip artists and designers selling their work and a do-it-yourself table with workshops led by the Church of Craft. The first 300 shoppers receive a free issue of Bust magazine! (11 am- 4 pm. 830 E Burnside St.) Towne Lounge presents the non­ smoking queer night Meet Dept, every Tuesday. This week's installment is Radio Stars, a video dance party. (9 pm. 714 SW 20th Place $2-$5 sliding scale.) OPB premieres The Great Pink Scare, a documentary about a homosexual witch hunt at Smith College in 1960. (11 pm.) Jody Watley (right, with queer actor Alan Cumming) performs June 17 on Stark Street. Crush. DJs Puppet, Stormy and MoRocca spin. (9 pm. 1400 SE Morrison St. $3.) The passionate poets of Oratrix remind you that words can be a vehicle Out of Apathy June 7 in Portland and June 8 in Eugene. WED • JUNE 7 Elder Resource Alliance holds a business meeting at Friendly House. (3:30-4:30 pm. 1737 NW26th Ave.) Cafe Wonder presents A.D.D.—Attention Deficit Drag every Wednesday. Male staffers (aka Rosa and Splendora of Sissyboy) dress up and dish it out with DJs Oandylion and Puppet and $2 Millers on tap! (5 pm doors, 9 pm music. 128 NE Russell St.) Deaf & Hearing Out Reach teaches a beginning American Sign Language course Wednesdays through July 26 at Q Center. (6:30-8:30 pm. 1028 SE Water St. Register at www.dhor.org.) All-queer poetry troupe Oratrix Productions presents Out of Apathy at Mississippi Pizza Pub. (7 pm. 3552 N Mississippi Ave. $6.) * Wonder Ballroom presents Strut, a fashion show benefit for Basic Rights Oregon. (7:30 pm. 128 NE Russell St. $15- $75 at the door, $12-$75 in advance from box office or Ticketmaster.) T.HU • JUNE 8 FRI • JUNE 9 common interests and enjoy fun conversation every second Thursday at Niki’s Restaurant. (2-3:30 pm. 736'SE Grand Ave. Rachel 503-224-2640.) Oregon Tradeswomen present an information session about paid on-the-job training and high-wage career oppor­ tunities in carpentry, electrical and other construction- related fields at Portland Community College's Workforce Training Center. (2-4 pm. 5600 NE 42nd Ave. Register at 503-335-8200, ext. 21. www.tradeswomen.net.) The Oregon Bears teach American Sign Language class­ es every second and fourth Thursday at Cascade AIDS Project. (6:30-8 pm. Suite 300, 620 SW Fifth Ave. $2 dona­ tion. bearasl@yahoogroups.com.) David Scotland unveils Companionism, "the art world's newest and most controversial art movement to date," with a "healing and erotic art creation" performance and a poetry reading accompanied by his music at Portland Art Museum's Grand Kridel Ballroom. Proceeds benefit Habitat for Humanity. (7 pm. 1219 SW Park Ave. $30 from www. companionism. com.) Lesbian-owned taco bar Dingo's presents Girls Night Out every Thursday. (7 pm. 4612 SE Hawthorne Blvd. 503-233-3996.) Oregon Bears present Beartown 2006 through June 11. (To register visit www oregonbears.org.) All-queer poetry troupe Oratrix Productions presents Out of Apathy at Sam Bonds in Eugene. (8 pm. 407 Blair Blvd. $5-$8 sliding scale.) Elder Resource Alliance invites older members of the sexual minorities community to meet each other, share The alterna-queer night Booty is roving around town before settling into a new location. This week's host is What Is Companionism? » David Scotland, a gay artist who grew up in the Portland area, is returning to his hometown to unveil Companionism, which is being billed as “the art world’s newest and most controversial art movement to date.” Apparently, Companionism claims that when certain methods are used in the creation of art, it is able to “tune up and strengthen the frequency of peace” for the planet and thus eradicate “war-based politics and art.” Specific details, however, are being kept under tight wraps until the night of the event, when Scotland will conduct a live “healing and erotic art creation” performance. According to press materials, “The artist will reveal, in this world premiere event, the story behind the art, the ancient science behind the mystery of his artwork, why modern-day scientists and doctors are both excited and baffled by its effects...and what the implications may mean to modem politics, Western medicine, the healing arts, the art world itself and the larger global economy.” The event will also feature actor Tucker David Scotland founded Companionism, an Smallwood (Space: Above and "Beyond) and art movement "based on a new kind of Scotland’s mother, actress Linda Greep, performing energy-effect that is imbued into the art." a live reading of* his poetry accompanied by his music, both years in the making. Afterward he will be joined by his longtime energy mentor, Melissa Anderson, for an “energy balancing” ritual in which he will attempt to break a steel-tipped arrow at his trachea without puncturing the skin. The event begins 7 p.m. June 8 at Portland Art Museum’s Grand Kridel Ballroom, 1219 S.W. Park Ave. Tickets are $30 from www.companionism.com. Proceeds benefit Habitat for Humanity. —Jim Radosta Bad Girls discuss "What is the Point of Women’s Space?" at Dingo's. (7-9 pm. 4612 SE Hawthorne Blvd.) Eugene's Q Center celebrates its first anniversary at the Red Lion Inn with food, music, prizes, drinks, dancing and Seattle's Erika Wright Band performing indie rock, power pop, acoustic folk and hard blues vocals. (8:30 pm. 305 Coburg Road. $10 single, $15 pair.) SAT • JUNE 10 Join singer/songwriter Maria Webster for an early summer celebration of grain, grape and music at La Bodega Wine & Beer. (7-9 pm. 1325 NE Fremont Ave.) Out Dancing’s monthly Dance Social is every second Saturday at Ankeny Street Studio. Lesson and refresh­ ments included. (7-10 pm. Southeast Ninth Avenue and Ankeny Street. $5. 503-236-5129.) Portland Black Pride 2006 kicks off with The White Party, a youth hip-hop night featuring DJ Amanda. Dress up in your sexiest white wear! (9 pm-2 am. $4. For details visit www. brotobropdx. org.) The monthly kink night Queer Fetish moves to the Eagle! Drink specials until midnight. (10 pm-2:30 am. 1300 W Burnside St. $3. www.queerfetish-r.us.) Help kick off family programs at Q Center during Family Fun Day featuring arts and crafts, games and much more! Donated educational toys and games welcome. (3-5 pm. 1028 SE Water St.) Do not fear— Tart is here to get your hips shaking and the good times flowing. DJs Harmony, Beyonda and Saffromca lay down the hottest world, Latin, house and old-school beats during the monthly party for queer girls at Holocene. Drink specials for the first hour! (4 pm. 1001 SE Morrison St. $5.) / go A Rose City Softball Association teams play Family Feud during Carnivale de Bolivia Slaughters! (7 pm. 219 NW Davis St.) at C.C. Dixie Longate, North America's No. 1 personal seller of Tupperware, presents an intimate VIP sneak preview of her off-Broadway-bound show Dixie's Tupperware Party at Q Center. Drinks and snacks included. (7:30-9pm. 1028 SE Water St. $75.) MON • JUNE 12 /^GO^ New to Portland? Not so new, but want to meet OUT. new friends? Hop aboard the Q Center Welcome k J Wagon, its first social networking event, and meet representatives from more than 20 queer-friendly organi­ zations while enjoying a DJ and plenty of nibbles. (5:30-7:30 pm. 1028 SE Water St.) Black Pride Film Fest presents the documentary Just Between Us and the psychological thriller Black Aura on an Angel in the Moriarty Arts & Humanities Building at Portland Community College's Cascade Campus. (6:30-9:30 pm. 705 N Killingsworth St.) A Drink to Diversity They say there is no rest for the wicked, and that certainly holds true this spring season in little Portland town. Queer nights seem to be popping up left and right lately. It was getting to be that Monday night was the only time my liver had to recoup. Well, not anymore. Now every Monday is queer night at Berbati’s Restaurant. Conrad Loebl, Dave Mosier and Charity Stratus, all gay employees of Berbati’s, have created Tha’ Boom, a queer-themed dance party that keeps the local straight crowd coming back for more. I noticed right away that, unlike some parties that claim a mixed draw, this one seems to have it. Specifically, there were the local Monday boys playing pool with their lady friends who were done up like drag queens. They didn’t seem to bat an eye when my friend Joshua walked by in tight girl pants and a half top. In fact, some of the ladies smiled Berbati’s presents Tha' Boom Mondays. in approval, perhaps getting some fashion tips. • I asked Stratus about this phenomenon. “Berbati’s has always been a straight venue, despite the high amount of gay employees, so our regulars keep coming here.” She further explains: “Diversity is my No. 1 goal with this party. I came from New York, where diversity is everywhere. That’s what I want for Tha’ Boom—1 want trannies sitting next to football jocks and dykes drinking with straight girls, because that is the world we live in!” I didn’t necessarily see any trannies toasting cocktails with football players that night. In fact, it seemed the gays dominated the dance floor while the straights found a comfortable comer to govern. But as time passes and beverages are consumed, I am sure some of the invisible walls will wither. As far as the dance party itself is concerned, I was only mildly impressed. DJs Automaton, Beyonda, K.O. and Wesley are the rotating sound artists at Tha’ Boom. The night I went, I caught Automaton spinning. I always enjoy her beats, and she knows what she is doing, but as a queer nightlife writer, I am simply running out of adjectives to describe her music. Nightlife hint of the month: If you’re starting a new dance party, make it newl 1 was, however, impressed with the cheap-ass drinks. One-dollar Pabst in a can—hot! Two-dollar well vodka drinks—fierce! And no cover to get in—sexy! Tha’ Boom starts 9 p.m. Mondays at 10 S.W. Third Ave. —Mark "Zebra" Thomas