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    Civ Cxjikidoiitjn
February 2006
No Cover Charge
URINALS WON T FLUSH: GRAND
OPENING DELAYED UNTIL FEB. 3
MARDI GRAS IS COMING:
SCANDALS HOSTS A FAT TUESDAY
BASH WITH SILVERADO
VALENTINE S DAY FEB. 14:
SCANDALS THROWS A
SINGLES PARTY
Be on the look out for the Mardi Gras week (at both
Scandals and Silverado). Both bars have some excit­
ing parties and events on the way finishing off with a
bang on Fat Tuesday. Everyone is invited to show thei:
stuff and receive their beads, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah,
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Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, These are the amazing "hands-free" urinals being
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, installed after a long trip from Italy. Not shown in the
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, picture are the new sinks. They're great too.
Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah,
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, ITCHEE HAS NEW DIGS: SHE
The latest polls have shown that a greater number of
gay men have an issue with Valentine's Day. Scandals
is providing a solution for all of the boys and men who
don't like it but need an excuse for a party and Blah.
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THINKS IT S FABULOUS
SCANDALS PROVIDES THE
DANCE PARTY: THE T-DANCE
WITH Dj ROBB
Every Sunday afternoon be ready to come by
Scandal's new location for the T-Dance with
Dj Robb, spinning classic dance and house.
1125 S.W. STARK STREET
PORTLAND, OR 97205
503.227.5887
The notorious crisis-management queen, and self-pro-
claimed Diva Itchee Puse, was overheard recently saying
"It's such a disapointment regarding the delay of the grand
opening of Scandal’s new location but, blah, Blah, Blah,
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