Civ Cxjikidoiitjn February 2006 No Cover Charge URINALS WON T FLUSH: GRAND OPENING DELAYED UNTIL FEB. 3 MARDI GRAS IS COMING: SCANDALS HOSTS A FAT TUESDAY BASH WITH SILVERADO VALENTINE S DAY FEB. 14: SCANDALS THROWS A SINGLES PARTY Be on the look out for the Mardi Gras week (at both Scandals and Silverado). Both bars have some excit ing parties and events on the way finishing off with a bang on Fat Tuesday. Everyone is invited to show thei: stuff and receive their beads, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, These are the amazing "hands-free" urinals being Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, installed after a long trip from Italy. Not shown in the Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, picture are the new sinks. They're great too. Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, ITCHEE HAS NEW DIGS: SHE The latest polls have shown that a greater number of gay men have an issue with Valentine's Day. Scandals is providing a solution for all of the boys and men who don't like it but need an excuse for a party and Blah. Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah. Blah. Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah. Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, THINKS IT S FABULOUS SCANDALS PROVIDES THE DANCE PARTY: THE T-DANCE WITH Dj ROBB Every Sunday afternoon be ready to come by Scandal's new location for the T-Dance with Dj Robb, spinning classic dance and house. 1125 S.W. STARK STREET PORTLAND, OR 97205 503.227.5887 The notorious crisis-management queen, and self-pro- claimed Diva Itchee Puse, was overheard recently saying "It's such a disapointment regarding the delay of the grand opening of Scandal’s new location but, blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah,