NOVEMBER W.¿005 JU StOUt Artists Repertory Theatre presents Bug, a hallucinatory dark comedy of pests and paranoia exploring themes of isolation and delusion, through Nov. 20. (Call for times. 1516 SW Alder St. $15440 from 503-241-1278.) Artists Repertory Theatre presents the slapstick comedy Owen Meany's Christmas Pageant, adapted from the best seller by John Irving about a dwarf's fight to be the baby Jesus, through Dec. 18. (Call for times. 1516 SW Alder St. $15440 from 503-241-1278.) Arts Equity presents tap-dancing saxophonist and per formance artist Shoehorn in the multimedia travelogue/visionary fantasy/memoir Saxovision through Dec. 30 in Vancouver, Wash. (Call for times. 606 Main St. $18424 from 360-695-3770.) Broadway Rose Theatre Company presents a reading of the hilarious comedy Playing Doctor Nov. 20 at Tigard Library. (2 pm. 13500 SW Hall Blvd. $ 12 from 503-620-5262.) Lakewood Theatre Company presents Neil Simon's Broadway Bound, the story of two brothers trying to break into the world of professional comedy writing while cop ing with the breakup of their family, through Dec. 11. (Call for times. 368 S State St., Lake Oswego. $22424 from 503-635-3901 or www.lakewood-center.org.) Metro Dancers presents Dance Mosaic, a rich variety of works from classical ballet to cutting-edge modern, Nov. 19 at Portland Metro Performing Arts. (2 and 8 pm. 9933 SE Pine St. $10 from 503-408-0604.) Northwest Children's Theater celebrates the centennial of J.M. Barrie's fantasy masterpiece Peter Pan Dec. 2-31 at Northwest Neighborhood Cultural Center. (Call for times. 1819 NW Everett St. $12420 from 503-222-4480 or www.nwcts.org.) Oregon Children's Theatre presents the theatrical fiesta Ferdinand the Bull through Dec. 4 at Miracle Theatre. (Call for times. 525 SE Stark St. $17422 from 503-228-9571 or Ticketmaster.) CoHo Productions presents Nixon's Nixon, Russell Lees' vision of what might have happened when the president met with Secretary of State Henry Kissinger in the hours before his resignation, through Nov. 26. (8 pm Thursday- Saturday, 2 pm Sunday. 2257 NW Raleigh St. $19422 from 503-220-C0HO.) Peter and Kristina Armetta present To Shine at Last, a modern musical myth of rebirth and union, through Nov. 22 at CoHo Theatre. (7 pm Sunday and Tuesday. 2257 NW Raleigh St. $17 from 503-762-0419.) Do Jump Extremely Physical Theater presents Do Jump for the Holidays through Dec. 23 at Echo Theatre. (Call for times. 1515 SE 37th Ave. $15422 from 503-231-1232 or www. dojump. org.) Portland Center Stage presents Marcus Goodwin's adap tation of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice through Nov. 20 at Newmark Theatre. (Call for times. 1111 SW Broadway. $15456 from 503-274-6588.) Hitchhiking rabbits, metamorphosing caterpillars, insomni ac hippos, guilty raccoons and dysfunctional ducks fill the collection of oddities in Imago Theatre s latest version of Biglittlethings Dec. 3-Jan. 1, 2006. (Call for times. 17 SE Eighth Ave. $18431 from 503-231-9581.) Portland Center Stage presents the world premiere of This Wonderful Life, gay actor Mark Setlock's one-man sendup of Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life, Dec. 2-24 at Newmark Theatre. (Call for times. 1111 SW Broadway. $15456 from 503-274-6588.) Integrity Productions presents Alice in Bed, Susan Sontag’s free-dramatic fantasy based on the life of Alice James (the brilliant sister of Henry and William James) merged with the heroine of Alice in Wonderland, through Dec. 11 at Theater Theatre. (8pm Thursday-Saturday, 4 pm Sunday. No show Nov. 24. 3430 SE Belmont St. $5415 from 503-286-3456.) Reed College presents Tartuffe, Moliere's 17th century satire on religious hypocrisy, through Nov. 19 at Mainstage Theater. (7:30 pm. 3203 SE Woodstock Blvd. $345 from 503-777-7284.) Slocum House Theatre presents A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens' beautiful study of the true meaning of the 35 holiday, Dec. 1-18. (Call for times. 605 Esther St., Vancouver, Wash. $8410 from 360-696-2427.) Sowelu Theater Ensemble presents Domain, an elegant new dance work by Keith Goodman of Dance Gatherer, Nov. 19 at Back Door Theater. (8 pm. 4319 SE Hawthorne Blvd. $10415 from 503-230-2090.) Sowelu Theater Ensemble presents An Evening of Flamenco and Ballads performed by Juliet Cardinal, Joaquin Lopez and Stan Olmsted through Dec. 3 at Back Door Theater. (8 pm Thursday- Saturday, 4 pm Nov. 27. No show Nov. 19 and 24. 4319 SE Hawthorne Blvd. $10415 from 503-230-2090.) Stark Raving Theatre presents Tunnel Vision, two provocative new one-act plays by student writers developed dur ing the third annual Stark in the Schools project, through Nov. 19 at Lincoln High School. (7:30 pm. 1600 SW Salmon St. $6415 from 503-232-7072.) Stumptown Stages presents Urinetown, a Tony-winning musical about a Gotham- like town that outlaws the use of private toilets in response to a terrible water shortage, through Dec. 18 at Interstate Firehouse Cultural Center. (8 pm Thurs day-Saturday, 2 pm Sunday. No show Nov. 24. 5340 N Interstate Ave. $25 from 503-381-8686.) Jason Forrest, aka DJ Donna Summer, spins Nov. 18 at Holocene during Language of Pan-Zen. 2Boards Productions presents Dog Opera, a dramedy about a gay man and a straight woman in their 30s trying to find love outside their lifelong friendship, Nov. 25- Dec. 18 at Theater Theatre. (8 pm Thursday-Saturday, 2 pm Sunday. 3430 SE Belmont St. $10 from 503-232-5375; matinees are two-for-one; Dec. 14 is "pay what you will"; Dec. 3 is "feed the actors" night.) Vancouver Youth Theatre presents A Christmas Magdrigal, an evening of medieval tradition, fine desserts and Christmas merriment, Dec. 1-3 at The Portal. 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