3Q . lUStjOUt NOVEMBER IB. 2QQ& Take a 2.7- to 6.5-mile run/walk along the Willamette River during the Portland Frontrunners Ladies Night every Monday. Meet at the intersection of Southeast Main Street and the Eastbank Esplanade. (6 pm. Kamm 971-533-6199. wsuvet@yahoo. com.) Impetus Arts welcomes all bodies, genders, sexualities, (dis)abilities, races and experience levels to explores solo, duet and group work during Choreography for Everyone classes Mondays through Dec. 5 at Performance Works Northwest. Scholarships available. (6-8 pm. 4625 SE 67th Ave. $5-$10 a class. 503-493-9090. impetusarts@yahoo. com.) Gather around the Portland Polyamory Circle for informal discussions of open relationships and commitment. (7 pm. Laury 503-285-4848.) It's Movie Night Monday at lesbian-owned Middle Eastern bar Zaytoon. Tonight's films are the Coen brothers' The Big Lebowski and Margaret Cho's I'm the One That I Want. (8:30 pm. 2236 NE Alberta St.) Every Monday is queer night at Slabtown. (9 pm. 1033 NW 16th Ave.) Win a copy of the original motion picture soundtrack to Rent during Carnival de Bolivia, a weekly talent and vari ety show open to everyone—from drag and dancing to singing and stripping—at C.C. Slaughters. Performers should arrive at least an hour before showtime. (8-11 pm. 219 NW Davis St.) Musical Winter Winds The name of the upcoming Rose City Gay Freedom Band performance, Homucopia, Selections for Symphonic Wind Ensemble, might MON • NOV 21 bring to mind turkeys or pilgrims. But in actuality, THU * NOV 24 If you need to escape Grandma and other emotional break downs, dance your cares away during Booty's Thanksgiving Party featuring drink specials and DJs Stormy, MoRocca and Sugar Bear at Porky's Pub. (9 pm. 835 N Lombard St. $3. www.bootypdx.com.) TUE • NOV 22 FRI • NOV 25 Friendly House invites older members of tha sex ual minorities community and their allies to Elder Resource Alliance's Games Day. (2-4 pm. 2617 NW Savier St.) Cup and Saucer Northeast pre sents sts and Dexter's Spoken Mike for storytellers and writers every second and fourth Tuesday. (7 pm writing group, 8:30 pm open mike. 3000 NE Killingsworth St.) a Dyke-owned coffee shop Haven holds an open mike every Tuesday. (7:30 pm. 3551 SE Division St.) prehensive program of pieces that manages to be complex while still presenting a good listening expe rience for the audience. House of Cunt entertainer Amber Martin plays funk, disco, butt rock and honest-to-goth club dance music from her vast record collec tion every Tuesday at the most delicious hot spot in Northeast Portland, Café Wonder. (8 pm. 128 NE Russell St.) “It’s a very full concert,” says the group’s con ductor, Joe Accuardi. “It’s a lot to listen to, and you will want to fill up on it. It’s very contextually thick. It gives everyone in the group a moment to shine.” At the same time, Accuardi is confident that even people unfamiliar with band music will appreciate able rpusic to listen to,” he says, adding that one of Gay-owned Paolo Design Group presents Interior Design Shop-Talks, a series of forums about new innovations to create a living space that caters to your needs. Tonight's topic is "Design $ Do's & Don'ts." (6-7:30 pm. 1031 NW 11th Ave. RSVP to 503-222-1757.) Holocene throws a helluva dance party with Euromotion, The Snuggle-lips, Aaron Sontag and DJ Beyonda. (9:30 pm. 1001 SE Morrison St. $5.) this is no holiday celebration. Instead, it is a com the concert. “The music we’re doing is very enjoy WED • NOV 23 The Egyptian Club celebrates Thanksgiving with Turkey Baster Shooters (yes, they are served in a turkey baster— yours to keep) and Turkey Pluckin' Karaoke (every time you sing a song, you could win cash, gift certificates or other festive items). (9 pm. 3701 SE Division St.) Watch Monday Night Football on the big screen at the Egyptian Club. Fun giveaways, a chance to win a Skybox Fridge, $1.50 hot dog and chips! (6pm. 3701 SEDivision St.) r 1Fl kJ J Dance your panties off as DJ Atomiton spins funky '80s music and more Tuesdays at the Egyptian Club. (10 pm. 3701 SE Division St. $1.) The Djangophiles perform guitar-based swing jazz as part of the second annual Sessions series at gay-owned Aura Restaurant and Lounge. (7:45-10 pm. 1022 WBumside St.) Grease your wheels during Rosetown Ramblers' final Gay Skate Night at Oaks Park. (7:30-9:30 pm. 1 SE Spokane St. $5 plus canned food items for Esther's Pantry.) Expressive oil portraits by gay artist Nation are on display at gay-owned Muse Art and Design through Jan. 7, 2006. Kelly's Olympian. (9 pm. 426 SW Washington St. $2-$4 sliding scale.) Gay-owned Eclectic Home throws an artist reception Nov. 20 for photographer Linda A. Gill. DJ Hott Scott spins during Hog, a rock 'n' roll queer night every second and fourth Tuesday at Experience more than 25 premium wines from five Oregon and Washington wineries through Nov. 27 at Hip Chicks Do Wine. Yummy food and logo glass included! (10 am- 7 pm. 4510 SE 23rd Ave. $10 tasting fee, $5 chocolate and wine pairing.) The Enteractive Language Festival celebrates Buy Nothing Day during Language of ConSumeriSm at Liberty Hall. Explore consumption, make toys for SantaCon with the Cacaphony Society, and confess your con$umer sins for beer! (7-11 pm. 311 N Ivy St.) DJ Set It & Forget It spins at gay-owned Crush. (9 pm. 1400 SE Morrison St. $2.) The Oregon Bears throw their monthly Double X Dance with DJ Peter Calandra at C.C. Slaughters. (9 pm-midnight. 219 NW Davis St.) SAT • NOV 26 Holocene presents Double Down, the fab queer party where the player always wins, every fourth Saturday. (8 pm. 1001 SE Morrison St. $5. ) El-fest 2005 speaks the Language of Destruction at Sabala's with Micah Perry of Cliché Au Lait, Jonas Nash and the Blender of Death, Spinning Metal with Synchronicity Frequency, Kiss the Goat Surrealist Butoh, the featured pieces, “Godzilla Eats Las Vegas,” is “very entertaining for the audience.” Though the group is in its 16th season, this con cert will be the first that Accuardi leads in his new position as conductor. The concert section of the 40-member band is What's That Rumbling? What triggered the punk movement, 1950s nostal colored pimp garb, clunky gold chains, elephant bells gia, AIDS awareness and hip-hop culture? If you and other tacky-elegant accessories of the era’s black believe a new series of mini-documentaries, it was male superstar. And Whoopi Goldberg serenades us Flamingos, made up of percussion, flutes, clarinets, trombones, movies— Pink trumpets and French horns. The group also has a Philadelphia and Shaft, respectively. marching band that participates in Pride events every American Graffiti, with her version of the Oscar-winning theme song, which features such immortal lines as “Who’s the black Queer executive producers Fenton Bailey and private dick that’s a sex machine for all the chicks?” year and a swing band that plays private functions Randy Barbato, of Inside Deep Throat and 7&c Eyes There’s a little too much self-congratulation in the and hosts twice-yearly public shindigs. (Watch for a of Tammy Faye fame, present brief histories of Movies Dec. 2 Philadelphia entry for comfort. In the endless Valentine’s Day dance in February.) That Shook the World 10 p.m. Fridays through high praise for the film, mostly from cast and crew, you’d Even though the group is nonaudition, open to Dec. 30 on American Movie Classics. These are snappy, never know that more than a few queers found it too all gay-identifying people and friends, Accuardi says if not altogether satisfying, surveys of the apparently maudlin and too repressed in failing to show any affec most of the musicians have "quite a bit of talent limitless influence of movies on American culture. tion between the Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas The Dec. 30 episode credits Pink Flamingos with characters—the usual problem with Hollywood Which is why he feels comfortable challenging the wind ensemble witT this difficult program. everything from popularizing midnight movies and rev approaches to homosexuality. Still, this one’s worth olutionizing drag queen style (both credible claims) to watching for compelling footage of early gay rights strug Homucopia is right in line with Accuardi’s overall inspiring the punk phenomenon (which surely arose gles and the grimmest days of the pandemic. goals as conductor: to take the group to new levels from a lot of sources). That said, this is an entertain of performance and to help it grow both in numbers ing look at John Waters’ seminal grossfest, with witty One cautionary note: Movies That Shook the World was produced for AMC, which routinely censors its* and in musical skill. interviews with the likes of drag pom director Chi Chi underneath their belts.” “I’d like to create a more established and well- LaRue, Mink Stole and, of course, Waters himself. He Learn how Philadelphia shook the world Dec. 2 on American Movie Classics. programming. The cable network must have missed the irony of extolling Shaft's breakthrough portrayal of respected group for the community to wrap them waxes poetic, especially about Divine (“a combination of Jayne Mansfield and the powerfully sexual black male while optically fuzzing out Roundtree giving selves around," he says. Gorgo,” he wistfully recalls), and shows an unexpected sentimental side by cry the finger to Whitey, or celebrating Pink Flamingos' bravery in tackling taboo ing during a performance of the musical remake of Hairspray. subjects while it transforms the everyday word “shit” into “sh.” (“Faggot” and The show starts 8 p.m. Nov. 19 at da Vinci Arts Middle School, 2508 N.E. Everett St. Tickets are $8- The Nov. 18 Shaft entry showcases still-hunky Richard Roundtree in the film that helped kick off the blaxploitation phenomenon of the 1970s. Bailey and $12 from Music Millennium. —Rebecca Ragain Barbato’s campy side is plenty evident here in the fashion parades of the multi- “nigger” were deemed OK.) Viewers sensitive to hypocrisy and indefensible censorship are warned. —Gary Morris