march 5.2004 THEATER .............. V .............. F ans of gay history know Edward II (1307- 1327) as the guy who got a hot poker in the ass— and we’re not talking in a gcxxl way. No, tragic Edward, who’s poppied up in movies like Mel Gihson’s homophobic Braveheart and Derek Jarman’s homophilic Edward II and now in a revival of Christopher Marlowe’s play hy triangle productions!, was killed in an unusually brutal way at the ripe young age of 20 by political rivals. Marlowe, a contemporary of William Shake­ speare (and, to a few conspiracy theorists, the real author of at least some of the Bard’s plays), met his end in a way not terribly unlike pxxir Edward: He was stabbed to death in a bar at 29. Also like Edward, Marlowe is generally acknowledged as at least hi and more probably gay, but Marlowe’s “perversion” was not the most probable reason for his demise. Rather, he was a freethinker and a likely atheist— worse crimes than queemess in 16th century England. As fascinating as all this history is, it’s not really necessary to know to enjoy director Andy Alcala’s mostly excellent version of Marlowe’s play through March 20 at Theater! Theatre! Alcala, who’s gay himself, has effectively col­ lapsed the original’s dozens of characters into a mere nine, with many of the actors doing dou­ ble, triple and quadruple duty. Uniformly strong acting keeps this ekxjuent, emotional tale of deadly intrigue and, ahem, gaiety among the royals moving with dramatic panache. In the play’s opening, Edward is seen at his most vulnerable, crawling out of a hole in which he’s been imprisoned with barely a stitch of clothes. How he got there we learn as the play prcxreeds through Edward and Gaveston’s obsessive love, and wife Isabella’s humiliation and subsequent scheming with Duke Mortimer. Subject to Edward Sure he was a bad king, but he makes for great theater by G ary M orris It seems Edward has little time to worry about the war raging in Scotland or the chaos in France— he’s too busy diddling his boy toy and denouncing anyone who might criticize (many of whom seem to covet his position). As usual, the church is also a problem. The bishop says, “God himself is up in arms!" at this affair, but, as Edward snappily retorts, “Why should a king be subject to a priest F Edward and Gaveston’s scenes, whether together or apart, are the most poignant in the pnxluction and form its emotional core. C on­ sidering Edward II was written in the 1590s, this relationship, unapologetically queer, is downright astonishing. Yet, despite its antiquity, the work contains a perceptible post-Stonewall sensibility. Mtxlem, t(X), is its scathing portrait of the church’s med­ dling in affairs of state— and of the heart— that it has no business in. Sound familiar? riangle’s starkly minimal, monochromatic set forms a suitably spare backdrop to the roiling emotions of the characters, particularly dur­ ing Edward’s frequent, anguished speeches. And the witty updates, not uncommon in selling Hell hath no fury like a young queen scorned classic theater to modem audiences, keep things in Edward II lively. Gaveston, for example, wears tinted shades and slinks around like a Eurotrash homme “My idea of adding the [props] was simple,” fatale, while flashlights and tuxedoes figure explains Alcala. “I was interested in creating a prominently as props and couture. timeless place for the world of the play. It puts t □ 3 the focus on the text and story so that you are not worried about a certain phrase fitting or not fitting in a certain time and place.” One of the toughest aspects when produc­ ing Elizabethan theater is not letting the for­ mal dialogue alienate or bore audiences. “I have to make sure that the actors all under­ stand what they are saying. The story should come from within the text first. If the actors understand...and we can find the levels, the musicality, beats and all the tools in telling a gcxxl story, the relevance of the story can be timeless.” Alcala’s actors move briskly through their paces, with occasionally an almost slapstick feel to the proceedings as they race through one plot intrigue after another. Happily, they also avoid the too-common Phony British Accent Syndrome while giving the majesty of the lan­ guage its due. Gay actor Michael Mendelson, who recent­ ly appeared in Profile Theater Project’s Klonsky and Schwartz in the same building, nicely nails Edward’s combination of vulnerability, anguish and suicidal pursuit of love. Kelsey Tyler effec­ tively sketches the working-class interloper whose attentions help trigger Edward’s demise. Stephanie Gaslin beautifully incarnates Isabel­ la, while Neal Starbird, although sometimes a bit too stentorian in the role, makes a service­ able Mortimer. in triangle productions! presents EDWARD II through March 20 at Theater! Theatre!, 3430 S .E . Belmont St. Tickets are $I7-$23 from 503-239-59/9 or TicketsWest. Despite being an out gay free-lance uriter, G ary M orris has never once been hot-pokered or stabbed. ED M a c R o r y Tip t o C lip B A P lace fo r E verything and E ve ryth in g in Its P lace ... Life is e a s ie r w ith a little o rg a n iz a tio n , w h e th e r in y o u r k itc h e n o r on y o u r hard drive. 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