Just out. (Portland, OR) 1983-2013, December 05, 2003, Page GG7, Image 59

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    5 . 2001 .-
quacker is available exclusively from GtxxJ
Vibrations.com, but the original can be found
in Oregon at all Castle Megastore locations.
— Usa Bradshaw
Position of the Day:
Sex Every Day in Every
Way $9.95
Sex Toys 101: A Playfully Uninhibited
Guide $16
you in desperate need tor a “Recipe
1 Delight" (on how to lick pussy)?
ive you always wondered what
ly make your orgasms (even)
stronger? Do you wish for straightforward tips
on giving the ultimate (strap-on) blow job? Do
you require clear guidelines on where to place
that (cock) ring? Do you wonder which vibra­
tor (dildo, harness, anal toy) will do the trick
for you?
Then, by God, this is the kxtk for you. Sex
Toys 101 is a lyrically playful, completely non­
threatening, practical and gentle sex guide,
filled with happy, colorful pictures and solid
advice for all genders and sexualities.
Not surprisingly, this spunky red kx>k is
another successful project of collaborators
Rachel Venning and Claire Cavanah, the
founders of New York’s Toys in Baheland.
(There’s one in Seattle, t(x>!) This kxik is real­
ly the best of its kind— a highly recommended
holiday gift to yourself, your partner, a triend or
even your mom. Don’t miss out!
— ELs Debbaut
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1 Rub My Duckie Junior $14 .95
pparently, size does
matter. The original 1 q
T Rub My IXickie
vibrator,%*ng heralded
.is the perfectly
disguised sex
tov great for
travel and
V
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at relatives,
has been made even easier to pack in that
overnight bag.
lnmxlucing 1 Rub My IXickie Junior with
all of the power of its bigger cousin but half the
size. And it’s waterproof, tix>. This junior
Nerve.com
began run­
ning its "Position of the
Day” illustrations, it
was just supposed to be
a joke— a way to make
up funny names for
equally funny sexual
positions, some of which are lit­
erally impossible unless you are
capable of defying the laws of
gravity. They underestimated
their readers.
Site fans responded in droves
to talk about how they
tried out the posi­
tion, how it did or
didn’t work, how
Nerve should rate
THE
them by difficulty, etc. So,
naturally, Nerve published them all in a
handy little pxKketkxik.
It’s just page after page of line
drawings— mostly a guy and a girl,
but they do mix it up a bit (and, of
course, you can alter and adapt). The
only words are calendar dates at the top
of each page and hilarious position titles
below— Missionary Impossible, The
Rolling Pin, Bang-gliding,
The Snow Blower, etc.
Even if those on your
gift list have no one
to hoink, the Kx>k is
fun and clever
enough to stuff in yixir
best mate’s stocking.
— LB
The Fleshlight $49.95
id your boyfriend just roll over
and go to sleep? Makes no differ­
ence to you, you chuckle, while
the nightstand drawer for your
personal Cyberskin sleeve he has thought
all this time is a flashlight—
hee hee!
This little number with
DRIVER
the big mouth is the best in Cyber-
D
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Available in black leather or, if custom made
and fitted, your choice of colors and styles.
Purgatory
5224 S.E. Foster Road
503-224-8011
aving trouble
finding a gift
for one of
your more sexually dar­
ing friends? Perhaps it’s
time you spent some
time in Purgatory.
No, no, no. Not the
place where you do
penance for venial
faults in order to get
into heaven— the fetish
boutique with all the
incredibly groovy
clothes and toys!
Mistresses Ember
Queer-owned Purgatory
Bums and Betka Schpit:
have turned the parlor space adjacent to their
Ascension Dungeon into a veritable sitting
rtxim of sexy personal shopper tun that makes
buying gifts a deliciously decadent experience.
Purgatory caters to all genders, experience
levels and sizes. The knowledgeable staff is
expert at providing fitting and style advice, and
they offer the only corset layaway policy in the
Northwest as well as after-care assistance for all
purchases.
skin— disguised, soft and feels like the real
thing. Also, there’s a rumor you can remove
the small end and stick a bullet-style vibrator
inside. It’s also said a dusting of cornstarch
makes a freshly washed Fleshlight less gummy-
feeling. These are gixxl things to know.
The Fleshlight comes in a variety of colors
in mouth, butt and “nondescript” designs and
are available at www.fleshlight.com.
— LB
Happy Face Ball Gag $25
What S/M scene is complete without a ball
gag? And what bottom/submissive doesn’t look
great with a happy face peeking out from
between those lips?
Sissy Supplies $16.95-$249.95
Whether you’re seeking to enhance what
nature gave you or improve upon a terrible over­
sight, these hip pads, breast forms, girdles and
gaff items are what the fashion ckxrtor ordered.
Breast forms can be glued on or rucked into a bra
and come in a wide range of styles and prices.
is a personal and cozy place to buy sexy supplies
And when you shop at Purgatory by
Dec. 15, you can bring in new, unwrapped art
supplies or a kx>k for ages 0 to 18, which will
go to kids affected by H1V/AIDS.
So, what’s hot in Purgatory this season?
Harnesses $74.95
Mistress Betka’s harnesses arc perfect for use
with or without corsets— and are made with
adjustable dildo placement for added creativity.
Nipple Clamps $16.95
A classic kinky play toy— these are
adjustable for variable pressure.
Latex Fashions $30-$350
Latex isn’t just for safer sex, you know. It
can get you noticed first, so you can use it for
protection later. Check out the tank tops, bras,
shorts, skirts and pants— then browse the
corset selection, with choices ranging from
satin to brocade to latex to leather. An onsite
corsetiere is available for alterations, and sizes
range from 18 to 44
— Darldady |H
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