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SOUCAN WH i NE AND
DRAG YOUR FEET, BUT
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you PEOPLE SHOULD H*/E H E
SANE RIGHTS AS EVERKJNE ELSE,
BUT TWO ME* OR TWO WOMEN
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BEING UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
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STONE COLP
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STEVE AUSTIN
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YOU GAN NOT, ’CAUSE
I’M GONNA MARRY
him , a n d W e ’ re GONNA
kick y o u r b u t t !
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