"TMf MMK IS MW M SMI Straight, gay and no way ME BILLION BOLLASSI* ' Prices May Vary. See Store For Details. Morissette unplugs, Cartolari unwinds and Cleopatra unleashes pure musical evil by K aty D avidson MTV U nplugged Alanis Morissette • Maverick W hy do I love Alanis Morissette? Being the 3 indie rock snob (wink wink) that I am, one might think I’d deem her cheesy, too mainstream, overproduced and annoying. But I don’t. Maybe it’s my irrepressible Canadian fixation, but I am continuously captivat­ ed by this woman. Morissette s first album, Jagged Little Pill, is clearly a firecracker of melody— it produced at least five rocking, and well-deserved hit single her 1998 album, Former Sup­ posed Infatuation Junkie, holds some true gems as well. I know Morissette is not queer and a lot of lesbians prob­ ably don’t care either way, but I’m willing to bet there are a slew of dykes out there who kneel by their beds each night and pray to a pagan goddess that Morissette will someday see the proverbial light at the end of the gay tunnel. (But that’s not Alanis Morissette important, right?! It’s the music that matters!) Anyway, following a some­ what successful ’90s trend, Morissette has recently blessed us with an MTV Unplugged album. The eponymous television series, which began a few years back, features well-known mainstream acts performing their songs in a stripped-down, acoustic format. I believe the best Unplugged sessions are delivered by artists who regularly use a lot of electronic sounds—it’s in this acoustic format that we’re able to glean the songs’ structures and basic forms. Morissette is an ideal candi­ date for MTV Unplugged because her previously released albums contain a fair share of pro­ grammed beats and electric guitars. On this hour-long disc, Morissette treats us to chilled-out versions of songs from both her albums, as well as a few new songs. The album opens with the familiar feel-good chords of “You Learn,” but just when you start singing along, you discover that tricky ol’ Alanis has sneaked in some new falsetto breaks to catch you by surprise. Next, she moves into a more-cryptic-than- usual version of “Joining You,” then eases into a new ballad, “No Pressure Over Cappuccino.” Both tracks are emotionally rousing, but they go on a little too long, I fear. (One can be emo­ tionally aroused for only so long.) Without a doubt, Morissette chooses the best tracks to acoustically represent Jagged Little Pill, like “Head Over Feet” and “Ironic.” The great part is, she changes around her vocal pre­ sentation enough to keep you as interested as the first time you heard them. She closes the disc with “Uninvited,” a track she originally contributed to the City of Angels soundtrack. This song is possibly the spookiest Top 40 song ever recorded, and the Get Turned Out into the next century ... OTie TXcry Tiers (Ju& <§to Stìte to » «Eté) fcgß to ®fe fflfflOwfcEîfl Mi® ® tara teâs® » «ß® Ms ®^s>. <\©W Y’EA'RJ s allroom 1«29 XE Alberta (otf IVlh and Alberta) Portland, < ’R 12.31.99 9:00 pm -3:00 a m S20.00 in advame s23OO.it Ilie door 303 171 |330lI< P» 30 3.233 391 3) i pl.ii lierM lub'i'aol i om I iltvr-, CinnplniicHtrtrv Clwnipa^h'. Sei unti». I ree l'uiiiHp. I hm Serene I hket- ii.iiilahle ,it /iP. If- Ah/ PI hi - iut hi < >ther IVim/i lù’irk-tiir,1, ( ou,iter ( lilture ,1,1,1 l;„,t Attilli,h nautique l'hv-i, iillu \,,i~-il,l, I >i I nN/ hi, Ili-ree I li’-tul l’i’\ it,l \lillt‘k,1 ,iii,l 11 p