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Tit for tat A Seattle writer takes initiative in highlighting the unfairness of a discriminatory measure ▼ by Inga Sorensen s far as the movers and shakers of this to the next generation.” country’s political system are con­ Humphrey says, “I say ‘malicious mayhem’ cerned, there’s two types of people because the right wing urges people to harass making up the majority of voters: the abortion clinics, and as for recruiting, when’s the lazy and the crazy,” writes William last time a gay person came to your door at 8 am Steven Humphrey in the June 14 issue and of tried The to convert you?” Stranger, an alternative Seattle newsweekly (simi­ He adds, ‘T ve had some straight people ask me lar to the Portland-based weekly PDXS). “The why I feel the need to do this, and I tell them that former group is typified by their dislike of the way this isn’t just about gays and lesbians—this is our system is run, and just as determined to let about the right wing trying to restrict all people’s someone else fix it. The latter is known for their rights except their own. We have to get involved so willingness to stomp around in the freezing rain this doesn’t happen.” carrying signs, trying to palm dead fetuses to the Sam Woodard, the CAW’s executive director, President, even laying down their lives (or, prefer­ reportedly called Humphrey’s initiative “a joke” ably, someone else’s) for their staunch belief in a which “couldn’t hold up in any court of law [be­ single vague Bible verse or liberally interpreted cause] it is directly against the Constitution and constitutional amendment. Now, decide: To which freedom of religion.” camp do you belong?” Woodard won’t, in fact, have to worry about a No longer content to be a member of Camp court challenge because Humphrey did not gather Lazy, Humphrey recently decided to give thecrazies enough signatures by the July 7 deadline. Never­ a run for their money— theless, the journalist says w hile sim ultaneously his experiment has been quite highlighting the unfair­ jgj; a success. ness of an anti-gay initia­ “We filed the initiative tive and, hopefully, com­ on June 1, and we didn’t get pelling his “young, hip” our ballot title and number readership to get more if until the end of June. We involved in the political only had until July 7 to gather arena. And he did so by more than 181,000 signatures using a potent blend of to get the initiative on the satire, the published word November 1996 ballot,” he and the Northwest’s easy- says. “With only one week to to-access initiative pro­ collect signatures, however, cess. In June, Humphrey, we gathered 5,000 signatures a self-described hetero­ and received the support of sexual who originally more than 400 volunteers.” hails from the Deep South He adds, “This caught on (and a deeply religious | like wildfire. I’ve gotten background), filed an ini­ rgj media inquiries from all tiative in Washington that |; across the country, from Out would bar state agencies magazine to The New York from placing children in the custody of anyone Times. I’ve been on numerous radio talk shows. who “practices right-wing fundamentalist Chris­ This has been a success because we’ve been able to tianity.” The 33-year-old reporter filed the initia­ show how hypocritical the right wing is—and tive as part of a Stranger story he was working on we’ve done so to a national audience.” that described how the initiative process works. This isn’t the first time satire has been used “I decided to do a story about how to draft and during an anti-gay campaign. In 1992 during file an initiative,” explains the amiable Humphrey, Oregon’s angry struggle over Ballot Measure 9, a an Alabama twang still quite discernible. “I also group calling itself the Special Righteousness thought it was important to highlight in a satirical Committee (spoofing the name of the measure’s way just how discriminatory Initiative 167 is.” sponsor, the No Special Rights Committee) filed Initiative 167 is an anti-sexual-minority-rights an initiative petition that would have written all of initiative being pushed by the Citizens Alliance of the biblical Book of Leviticus into Oregon’s Con­ Washington, a spin-off of the Oregon Citizens stitution, not just the proscription against homo­ Alliance. That measure would restrict adoptions sexuality in Leviticus 18:22. The committee said by gay men and lesbians. “All I did was substitute Leviticus prohibited eating pork or shellfish, shav­ ‘right-wing fundamentalist Christianity’ in the ing, and wearing clothes made from more than one places where ‘homosexual’ was,” he says. kind of material—in addition to homosexuality Humphrey’s initiative defines people who prac­ and adultery—and thus these practices should also tice “right-wing fundamentalist Christianity” as be outlawed. “any person who believes the Bible in its entirety Like Humphrey, the Special Righteousness is the unarguable word of God, and based upon Committee failed to gather enough signatures but their interpretations of biblical scripture places managed to draw attention to other people’s at­ negative moral judgments on individuals of dis­ tempts to make their personal morality into public similar beliefs or sexual orientation, applies their policy. interpretations to form extreme political agendas, What the two have also done is add fuel to the and willingly self-identifies with the aforemen­ increasingly fiery debate over reforming the initia­ tioned beliefs.” tive process. A flier accompanying one of the petitions urges “Here in the Northwest, you can’t swing a dead citizens to “Stop the fundamentalist Christian right cat without smacking some wild-ass group writing wing from adopting children [because] right wing a new loopy initiative, and it’s easy to see why they fundamentalist Christians have a documented his­ enjoy it so much,” writes Humphrey. “Filing an tory of malicious mayhem; [they] actively recruit initiative is quite the easiest way of mainlining and deny their children the freedom of religious your crackpot idea into the vein of state govern­ choice; and [they] pass their legacy of hatred down ment, and what’s more, itdrives the ‘lazies’ crazy!” A At Bridgetown Realty, good business goes beyond traditional professionalism and consistently excellent service. 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