Just entertainment Very funny! ‘ ‘ What are affirmations? Affirmations are when you lie to yourself until it's true." — Linda Moakes B Y ___ H O W I E B A G G A D O N U T Z ieve Marlin once said, “ Comedy isn’t ‘ That’s when you lie to yourself until it’s true,” pretty.” But he’s a straight white guy, so explains Moakes. Her work can be visionary what does he know? Comedy is ruled by straight (“ The future isn’t what it used to be” ), white guys. What about a gay or lesbian comic scholarly (“ The Bible had no editors — if it I have been known to be one — gay, not lesbian had, that book would be a pamphlet” ), even — on occasion, and believe me, it isn’t always fearful (“ I’m going across the Bay bridge and pretty; in fact, it can be downright ugly! That’s somewhere I’m thinking, ‘Gosh dam, this is all why I have the utmost respect for other funny built by the lowest bidder’ ” ), but always human. homos who take to the stage. It’s tough making a roomful of people laugh — unless, of course, Like many of today’s top lesbian and gay you ’re Tammy Faye Bakker. It seems to me that comics, Moakes got her start at the Valencia gay and lesbian comics are ail too few in Rose nightclub in San Francisco in 1982. Critics number, but among the ranks are two of have praised her work as zany, spirited and California’s best — Linda Moakes and Danny inspiring, anti have described her as one of San Williams, who will appear in Portland this Francisco’s finest comedians. She’s honest, month. vulnerable, chic — her words, not mine — and Linda Moakes, like most queer comics, it very funny. And she believes in the power of seems, started out as a teacher, seeing her laughter. “ Just to laugh at anything is students as “ hormones with legs.” She lasted important,” she says. “ You sort of work your five years with the “ puberts” before making a body out in a kind of aerobic way when you career change to landscape architecture, which, laugh.” in turn, got hertoSan Francisco, which, in turn, Danny Williams is no slouch either when it got her into West Coast spirituality, which, in comes to making people laugh. An award­ turn, got her into comedy — particularly com­ winning comic, Williams has come a long way edy about spirituality and the New Age. She’s since taking to the stage at — where else? — the one of a kind. How many other comics joke Valencia Rose in 1982. At the time he was going about affirmations? What are affirmations? through a fag crisis of sorts — turning 30, S "Steel Kiss" opens Seattle's Alice B. Theatre season This play is halls-to-the-wall theater. Steel Kiss is hard-hitting, heavy metal, all those great adjectives!' ‘ Steel Kiss is the work of Robin Fulford, a Canadian playwright whose avowed betes noires are the vicious little prejudices society e was a faggot. He was there. That was declines to take seriously. Director Nikki enough.” Robin Fu I ford’s Steel Kiss, chose it from several scripts offered her based on a murder that ttx>k place in a park Appino in by the directors of Alice B. Toronto in 1985, opens Alice B. Theatre’s sixth “ This play is balls-to-the-wall theater.” said season on October 13. Appino, a Seattle newcomer of national Alice B Theatre, “ a gay and lesbian theatre experience who will direct Eric Bogosian’s out­ for all people,” is not just Seattle’s principal rageous Drinking in America at Empty Space storehouse of gay-themed theater, it is one of later this fall. “Steel Kiss is hard-hitting, heavy the Queen City’s proudest gay outreaches to metal, all those great adjectives. The writing’s benighted straights. real good — crude and nasty, which will bring And if all this is political, the chief aim is still up reactions by itself. I have some problems to entertain. The message is insidious. Straight with the structure of the play, but it gives a people are lulled into swallowing the pill of gay director lots to do. rights. And we all know how good for them that will turn out to be. “ There’s sex in it, too. There’s a cruising B Y IJV A N H M A R T I N S O N % , • • ! A • »' • * * B * • O t working in a hospital and being “ real . . v ■ • . - unhappy.” All that changed a minute after he stepped on stage. A month later he had his first paying job as a comic. Six years later, he’s playing Portland. Success, it seems, has arrived. One of Williams’s favorite targets is fundamentalist Christians and their bigotry. > > This bothers some people who feel that IP* • Christians are sincere and that he shouldn’t make fun of them. “ But Mussolini and Hitler were sincere, and a lot of people are sincere,” explains Williams. “ What am I supposed to do? Invite them over for toast?” As for parents, lX t' Williams poses this interesting thought: “ What do you do with parents who, if they weren’t your parents, you wouldn’t ever even remotely know them?” Lest he be considered one-sided, Williams also targets gays. Consider this: ■ > “ What’s a gay couple’s anniversary: the first time they met, the first time they made love or the day they moved in together?” Williams’s answer: “ Yes.” Like Moakes, Williams gets more out of i doing comedy than just laughs. “ Comedy,” he says, “ is a way of healing. It’s easing pain. I want to make people feel better. I feel incredibly lucky because I’m doing that.” Is I . 'I f Portland ready to be healed by Williams and ^ n ^ ^ ^ ^ a r s ^ r u n n in g . . Moakes? I think so. See them. Danny ‘ year for *hree y , t0 Portland} Linda Moakes and Danny Williams will help to celebrate Just Out's fifth anniversary. The dynamic duo will appear in Portland on October onOctober J ■ unniversor^ 21,22 and 23, at 8 pm, at the Columbia Theater, 2021 SE Hawthorne Blvd. Tickets are $8 in ............... | I advance at A Woman’s Place Bookstore, Music Millennium and Just Out, and $9 at the door. • ..... I scene in the middle, nonverbal, much like a dance.” Come to think of it, that’s just what cruising in parks at night is like: a pavane, very stately, with definite rules and nervous under­ currents, like some complex rhythm. “ What [Fulford] does really effectively,” said Appino, “ is set up three sort of separate worlds: the world of teenage boys in the park : the world of gay men who cruise the park; and then society. “ We’re having discussions with the audience after every performance, which is real important. I have a feeling it’s going to bring up lots of stuff .” This was certainly the case recently when such discussions followed every performance at A Contemporary Theater of Steven Dietz’s play about outlaw white- supremacist groups, God's Country. Fulford, a straight man whose first play was produced in 1982 by Buddies in Bad Times, a gay Toronto company that also first presented Steel Kiss, said, “ I try tochallenge people to be more aware of what’s going on around them. I think my plays are geared towards disturbing people and making them think more.” The four actors of Steel Kiss play characters at all different levels of society, from the bigoted kids to their victims to the uncaring parents and role models. This calls for a great deal of intri­ cate work from fairly young actors, and can backfire in front of the wrong audience. Officials at the school that the thugs of the real-life incident had attended proposed bring­ ing in classes of other teenagers to view the play. With a gulp, Fulford and Buddies in Bad Times agreed— and the kids saw the murderers as figures to admire and emulate! (The murder­ ers are now all on parole and in halfway houses.) “ It opened my eyes,” said Fulford of the experience. “ I come from a very nonviolent, ‘nice,’ WASP background, and I wonder what my fascination with violence is. ‘ ‘I go through a process of sensitization myself when I write a play, doing the research, living the experiences. One of the things I love about being a writer is that I get to put myself in so many other people’s places. My life isn’t all that interesting.” So the plays, of course, are that much more exciting. Steel Kiss, full of sex, violence and the hypocrisy of society, plays through November 6 at the Little Theatre Off Broadway on Capitol Hill. Call 206-32-ALICE (322-5423) for details. • . to ton* r u e /*}€+JEY / 3A V C , / CAM TA B A T you To UMJCJtf cm/ LLICXEY >uv out • 20 • October IWK 281-7831 288-7831 1323 NE Broadway