The west shore. (Portland, Or.) 1875-1891, February 07, 1891, Page 100, Image 13

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    WEST SHORE.
100
0 V CLOUGH
jay p obatm real ESTATE INVESTORS.
Bl flllPU Pi tODAlK COBKK8PONDENCB SOLICITED.
wLUUbn 06 VinHlLU, sfokane falls, Washington.
THE PORTLAND,
POBTLAND, OBEOOH.
i new hotel containing til modern Im
provomontei every room lighted by olootrio
Ityi light and airy; heated by staami opn
Ira plaoea, bath en mite, ud on rrrrj
floor; aleraion. Quests m entertained on
either lb American or European plan.
The Beetaurant tbt Inert is tha city.
CHAfl. I. LKLAND, Manager.
A.G. Kinslow,
TEAM AND
HOT WATER
' HEiTING ENGIMXR.
PLUMBING AND GAS FITTING.
torn roi runipi
Steam and Hot Water Heater
Katlmitaa furnished for heeling prlv ete ud
puliuo buildings wllh eteem or hot water.
180 Fourth St., Portland, On
PORTLAND i WIL. VALLEY Rv.
TIIJB TABLE-ADO., fO. ,
PORTLAND.
aisiti DI'AIT
ISMa.m. 1 ItJp.m, 1 1e.m t Itnp.m.
140 " Mil " MJU " flu "
U0 ' t 410 " til ID " ifU "
uu m iiaip.m.jiu
Thrensh Mall Oragonlaa B R. pot n la.
Hnlrarhen Trains-I Gwno 1 1 llnereidt.
Halurday nttht laata 11 kJ for Oewaio.
Femes ennnaot with all tralna fur Hall'
wood and Milwaukee.
Kaonrelun parties for Spring Brook or
Camp Washlnetoa al reduoed ralaa.
B-IOhllUlll. E. A. UOAIIDMAN,
Manager. A. U. P. A.
From Terminal or Ularlor Points the
Northern Pacific Ry
Is the line to take to
ALL POINTS LST AND SOUTH.
II It Ua MNINO CAM KOPTK. II
raaaTHHODOH VKXTIHULM
THAINN RVRKY UAT
IM TUB IKABta
St Paul and Chicago !
( MO CHANUE 01 CARD )
Oeaapaeeei af D1MINO CAM laaar-
PiUt.NAN Dravlaf Heaaa ILKEP
BHa ( Laleel Balpaseal.
TOt'RMT ILRRriNO CAM,
Heel that aaa be eoaatraotad and la
whlnb aooumtniidatluna ara VHKM
to holders of First wr tfesoad I'Uas
Tiokala,aad
RLRUAXT UAT COACHES.
A CONTINUOUS LINE eno looting wllh
ALL LINKS, enVcd'ag UllllttT and
UNINTERRUPTED SERVICE.
Fallauui Sleeper Hiaanalioaa an ba aa
aarad la advance through an
agent ul tha road.
THROUGHTICKETSS
lea, luiglwil and bumpe oaa ba parakaaad
al tan Itakat OBtoa of thie Compeiii.
tW full lafonaattna anaeenilns rates,
tlese of traiae, roulae and ulnar 441 U far.
(lahad oa aiHdiaaiwa lo any ateal. at
A. IX CBARLTtlM,
AasUaaat Uaaaral Paea eager Agent,
" I will btve to owe 70a A dime,"
laid Bchuler Jewett to the tobac
coniit, as he bit off the end of t ci
gar. " Bat I haven't got confidence in
70a to that extent. You will btve
to leave tint diamond pin as collat
eral." "That diamond pin U worth a
dollar and a ball, and I haven't got
confidence In 70a to that extent,"
replied Bchuler, ai he itrclled out
into Broadway pulling bii cheap
cigar. Toi Siflingt.
" GO TO THE ANT, THOU SLUG
GAUD." Prowls, Vl 1.
Viav Bad Boy (who hai been
playing truant) What was de text
diamornln', Jimmy T I baiter Ml
der folki when I get borne, or elie
they'll suspec' aomflni wrong.
Good Lrrru Boy (who li never
absent) It wai " Go to yon aunt
and get Hlugired ; " an I tell you the
aermon wai fine Lift.
A I'EKP-HOLE PROPHESY.
" We'll have no luck to-night, my
friend),"
Haid the manager with a ligh,
Ai to Uie peep-bole In the drop
He placed bii weather eye.
" We've got a hoodo here, you bet,
And are bound to drop our pile ;
There's a crou-eyed man in a par
quelle aett,
And a dude In the middle aiile."
TVj-oi Silingi.
DUDES.
Editor Wistbbn CvcuiNi-ThiB
here coriwpondent out on Cowfkin
creek is tryin" to ewing on aire. In
writin' up a party he eayi, " All the
aociety dudes fu present." Dudes !
Yah I
Fokehak He means that several
nv the fellers was wearin' coats and
one or two had collars on. My
brother was thar an' seen 'em.
Jfumry'i Wtekly.
" Philosophic advice may all be
very well, but some men have
wound up in Jail who followed it."
"Why, how's that?"
" They were advised to take things
as tbev found them, and they did
so." A'(i FitU'l Wmhingtm.
"Brethren," said the minister,
" when I ark you to chip in for the
heathen I do not wish you to take
my words literally, as you have here
tofore done. The chips are not legal
tender in extreme heathen circles.
Stw York MffMy.
Ha (discussing electrocution) I
think decapitation is the worst death.
I don't believe I could meet it calmly.
Sua No; you would probably
loee your head. Yale Rtcord.
Suddan Chaagaa of Weather onaio
Throat Dueaaaa. Than it no more effect
ual n'mwlj for Cougha, Coldr, etc, than
Baowa't Hiohi uul Tiocun. Sold onlt
lahoxri. PrioaKela.
And Eofrsrinf noh
u thown in this m
Gr ou b dou for
1 rMidfota of th
Dorlh-rett by A. An.
deraoo A Co., S to 8
Aldw Ht;, P. rtlud,
Or. VPrintiDi dtv
pvtmMt oompltU.
Mail Order Department SBiS&82B
Oar Hall Order Departmani la fully organ lead and andar earafol nparrUlaa. Bam plea
free apon appllcaltoo. tronda aaot U 0, D. or on raoaipt of ramittanoa bj mall or ax
preaa. Wa ara dlraot intportara of
FINE MILLINERY, DRY AND FANCY COODS, ETC.
Clothing. Uaota' rarelablng Uooda, Hata and Cape, Boota and Bhoat, Qroeariat and
FrortatutM.
V.i.lv,.
ECAUBI THEY AHI
THE BEST.
D. M. Fuiir & Co'.
Illustrated, Descriptive and Priced
SEED ANNUAL
I For 1891 will be milled rnhtl
Ito all applicants, and to lait Mason', J
I customers, it is oeiier man ever,
rery paioa using uaratn,
flawtr cr Fuu Setdt.
should send for it. Addiesa
D. M.FERRY 4 CO.
nrmniT. yiCH.
k Larrest Seedsmen in the worfd I
Change of Time and Faster gerrloa to
Chicago,
7aat trains over tha North weatarn Lint,
0, St. P. M. 4 O. Br., now run at f ollowt
Chicago Daylight rpren-Tht onlj 14-
hoar daylight train between tha Twin Cit
ies and Chicago, leant Hinneapolii at 740
a. m.s Bt Paul, J.4II a. m. (dinner In dining
oar) and arriree is Chicago at (.41 p. m.
This hoar ot arrival in Chicago giraa con
neotion with mora night trains ont ot Chi
cago to tha East and South than trains ot
other lines.
Chicago Vatibuled Limited, in llVi his.,
learee Minneapolis at 8.80 p. m. St. Paul,
1. K p. m., and arrives in Uilwsukss at 74t
a, m.; Chioago, MO a. m. Thislstbsonl
complete Tastibuled train hetwaen tha Twin
Cities and Chioago, and oonnactt with all
Fast Line trains leaving Chisago in tha
morning for the East end South. Trains ot
Northern Paoillo railway connect in Minne
apolis and St. Paul union depots with the
through trains over the Northwestern Lint.
If tickets can not be secured from the
agent at your station, over the North wt at
era Lint, call on or address
W. E. MEAD, Gen. Agt,
4 Washington St, Portland, Oregon.
T. W. TEABUALE, O. P. A., BL PauL
EAST AND SOUTH
Southern Pacific Routa
SHASTA LINK-
Express Trains lean Portland daily.
uavi uirra
Portland .7 IB p. m. I San Fran..lO:lI a. m.
Ban rren...0) p. m. I Portland -.9 H a. m.
Abora trains stop only at tha following
stations north of Roaaburg: East Portland,
Oregon City, Woodburu, Salem, Albany,
Tangent, Hhedda, Halsey, Harriaburg, Junc
tion City, Irving, Eugene,
Boeeburf Mall, Dally.
UAVI aiarvi
Portland,..lTJ a. m. I Roaebnrf.5:40 p. m.
Boeeburf ,4 1) a. m. I PortlaniL,.4fll p. m.
Albany Loeal, Dally (Exoapt guaday)
lxavi linn
Pnrtlsnd.t) p. n. Albany.. p. m.
Albau7...JU)a.m. lPortkad.e)v D.
PULLMAN BDrrCT 8LKEPKR8,
Tooriat Sleeping Cars for tbt aooommo.
dauou of oacond class paaaangart attaohed
to express trains.
West Side Dir.-Bet Portland a&d&rT&lik
Mai) Train Dally, (Exoapt Sunday).
UAVI slim
Portland.. 1 a.m. I Comilia. 11:10 p.m.
CorrallialJ4S p. m. Portland. SJ0p.m.
At Albany and Corvallls oonntot with tht
OreaunPaoillctt.B.
Eipnaa Trala Dally (Eioapl Suuday)
UAVI AIUTI
Portland ..41 p. m. I HoHnlla,. 7 p. m.
HcBrlUa . J a. m. I Portland l JO a. m.
Tnotni Ticirrs to all pointt tut ud
south.
Ualou Ticket Offioa, No. 181 Flrat It,
Corner Aider,
R. lOIHUa B. P, BOOKRS.
Hanasw. Asat.O. f . AP.Agt
Depot, Fifth ud I BtrMta.
Herbert Bradley & Go lmpner8Leaterin(iiio&
umt MM,WJ W WUi 73 Front 8tM PORTLAND, OR.