WEST SHORE. 100 0 V CLOUGH jay p obatm real ESTATE INVESTORS. Bl flllPU Pi tODAlK COBKK8PONDENCB SOLICITED. wLUUbn 06 VinHlLU, sfokane falls, Washington. THE PORTLAND, POBTLAND, OBEOOH. i new hotel containing til modern Im provomontei every room lighted by olootrio Ityi light and airy; heated by staami opn Ira plaoea, bath en mite, ud on rrrrj floor; aleraion. Quests m entertained on either lb American or European plan. The Beetaurant tbt Inert is tha city. CHAfl. I. LKLAND, Manager. A.G. Kinslow, TEAM AND HOT WATER ' HEiTING ENGIMXR. PLUMBING AND GAS FITTING. torn roi runipi Steam and Hot Water Heater Katlmitaa furnished for heeling prlv ete ud puliuo buildings wllh eteem or hot water. 180 Fourth St., Portland, On PORTLAND i WIL. VALLEY Rv. TIIJB TABLE-ADO., fO. , PORTLAND. aisiti DI'AIT ISMa.m. 1 ItJp.m, 1 1e.m t Itnp.m. 140 " Mil " MJU " flu " U0 ' t 410 " til ID " ifU " uu m iiaip.m.jiu Thrensh Mall Oragonlaa B R. pot n la. Hnlrarhen Trains-I Gwno 1 1 llnereidt. Halurday nttht laata 11 kJ for Oewaio. Femes ennnaot with all tralna fur Hall' wood and Milwaukee. Kaonrelun parties for Spring Brook or Camp Washlnetoa al reduoed ralaa. B-IOhllUlll. E. A. UOAIIDMAN, Manager. A. U. P. A. From Terminal or Ularlor Points the Northern Pacific Ry Is the line to take to ALL POINTS LST AND SOUTH. II It Ua MNINO CAM KOPTK. II raaaTHHODOH VKXTIHULM THAINN RVRKY UAT IM TUB IKABta St Paul and Chicago ! ( MO CHANUE 01 CARD ) Oeaapaeeei af D1MINO CAM laaar- PiUt.NAN Dravlaf Heaaa ILKEP BHa ( Laleel Balpaseal. TOt'RMT ILRRriNO CAM, Heel that aaa be eoaatraotad and la whlnb aooumtniidatluna ara VHKM to holders of First wr tfesoad I'Uas Tiokala,aad RLRUAXT UAT COACHES. A CONTINUOUS LINE eno looting wllh ALL LINKS, enVcd'ag UllllttT and UNINTERRUPTED SERVICE. Fallauui Sleeper Hiaanalioaa an ba aa aarad la advance through an agent ul tha road. THROUGHTICKETSS lea, luiglwil and bumpe oaa ba parakaaad al tan Itakat OBtoa of thie Compeiii. tW full lafonaattna anaeenilns rates, tlese of traiae, roulae and ulnar 441 U far. (lahad oa aiHdiaaiwa lo any ateal. at A. IX CBARLTtlM, AasUaaat Uaaaral Paea eager Agent, " I will btve to owe 70a A dime," laid Bchuler Jewett to the tobac coniit, as he bit off the end of t ci gar. " Bat I haven't got confidence in 70a to that extent. You will btve to leave tint diamond pin as collat eral." "That diamond pin U worth a dollar and a ball, and I haven't got confidence In 70a to that extent," replied Bchuler, ai he itrclled out into Broadway pulling bii cheap cigar. Toi Siflingt. " GO TO THE ANT, THOU SLUG GAUD." Prowls, Vl 1. Viav Bad Boy (who hai been playing truant) What was de text diamornln', Jimmy T I baiter Ml der folki when I get borne, or elie they'll suspec' aomflni wrong. Good Lrrru Boy (who li never absent) It wai " Go to yon aunt and get Hlugired ; " an I tell you the aermon wai fine Lift. A I'EKP-HOLE PROPHESY. " We'll have no luck to-night, my friend)," Haid the manager with a ligh, Ai to Uie peep-bole In the drop He placed bii weather eye. " We've got a hoodo here, you bet, And are bound to drop our pile ; There's a crou-eyed man in a par quelle aett, And a dude In the middle aiile." TVj-oi Silingi. DUDES. Editor Wistbbn CvcuiNi-ThiB here coriwpondent out on Cowfkin creek is tryin" to ewing on aire. In writin' up a party he eayi, " All the aociety dudes fu present." Dudes ! Yah I Fokehak He means that several nv the fellers was wearin' coats and one or two had collars on. My brother was thar an' seen 'em. Jfumry'i Wtekly. " Philosophic advice may all be very well, but some men have wound up in Jail who followed it." "Why, how's that?" " They were advised to take things as tbev found them, and they did so." A'(i FitU'l Wmhingtm. "Brethren," said the minister, " when I ark you to chip in for the heathen I do not wish you to take my words literally, as you have here tofore done. The chips are not legal tender in extreme heathen circles. Stw York MffMy. Ha (discussing electrocution) I think decapitation is the worst death. I don't believe I could meet it calmly. Sua No; you would probably loee your head. Yale Rtcord. Suddan Chaagaa of Weather onaio Throat Dueaaaa. Than it no more effect ual n'mwlj for Cougha, Coldr, etc, than Baowa't Hiohi uul Tiocun. Sold onlt lahoxri. PrioaKela. And Eofrsrinf noh u thown in this m Gr ou b dou for 1 rMidfota of th Dorlh-rett by A. An. deraoo A Co., S to 8 Aldw Ht;, P. rtlud, Or. VPrintiDi dtv pvtmMt oompltU. Mail Order Department SBiS&82B Oar Hall Order Departmani la fully organ lead and andar earafol nparrUlaa. Bam plea free apon appllcaltoo. tronda aaot U 0, D. or on raoaipt of ramittanoa bj mall or ax preaa. Wa ara dlraot intportara of FINE MILLINERY, DRY AND FANCY COODS, ETC. Clothing. Uaota' rarelablng Uooda, Hata and Cape, Boota and Bhoat, Qroeariat and FrortatutM. V.i.lv,. ECAUBI THEY AHI THE BEST. D. M. Fuiir & Co'. Illustrated, Descriptive and Priced SEED ANNUAL I For 1891 will be milled rnhtl Ito all applicants, and to lait Mason', J I customers, it is oeiier man ever, rery paioa using uaratn, flawtr cr Fuu Setdt. should send for it. Addiesa D. M.FERRY 4 CO. nrmniT. yiCH. k Larrest Seedsmen in the worfd I Change of Time and Faster gerrloa to Chicago, 7aat trains over tha North weatarn Lint, 0, St. P. M. 4 O. Br., now run at f ollowt Chicago Daylight rpren-Tht onlj 14- hoar daylight train between tha Twin Cit ies and Chicago, leant Hinneapolii at 740 a. m.s Bt Paul, J.4II a. m. (dinner In dining oar) and arriree is Chicago at (.41 p. m. This hoar ot arrival in Chicago giraa con neotion with mora night trains ont ot Chi cago to tha East and South than trains ot other lines. Chicago Vatibuled Limited, in llVi his., learee Minneapolis at 8.80 p. m. St. Paul, 1. K p. m., and arrives in Uilwsukss at 74t a, m.; Chioago, MO a. m. Thislstbsonl complete Tastibuled train hetwaen tha Twin Cities and Chioago, and oonnactt with all Fast Line trains leaving Chisago in tha morning for the East end South. Trains ot Northern Paoillo railway connect in Minne apolis and St. Paul union depots with the through trains over the Northwestern Lint. If tickets can not be secured from the agent at your station, over the North wt at era Lint, call on or address W. E. MEAD, Gen. Agt, 4 Washington St, Portland, Oregon. T. W. TEABUALE, O. P. A., BL PauL EAST AND SOUTH Southern Pacific Routa SHASTA LINK- Express Trains lean Portland daily. uavi uirra Portland .7 IB p. m. I San Fran..lO:lI a. m. Ban rren...0) p. m. I Portland -.9 H a. m. Abora trains stop only at tha following stations north of Roaaburg: East Portland, Oregon City, Woodburu, Salem, Albany, Tangent, Hhedda, Halsey, Harriaburg, Junc tion City, Irving, Eugene, Boeeburf Mall, Dally. UAVI aiarvi Portland,..lTJ a. m. I Roaebnrf.5:40 p. m. Boeeburf ,4 1) a. m. I PortlaniL,.4fll p. m. Albany Loeal, Dally (Exoapt guaday) lxavi linn Pnrtlsnd.t) p. n. Albany.. p. m. Albau7...JU)a.m. lPortkad.e)v D. PULLMAN BDrrCT 8LKEPKR8, Tooriat Sleeping Cars for tbt aooommo. dauou of oacond class paaaangart attaohed to express trains. West Side Dir.-Bet Portland a&d&rT&lik Mai) Train Dally, (Exoapt Sunday). UAVI slim Portland.. 1 a.m. I Comilia. 11:10 p.m. CorrallialJ4S p. m. Portland. SJ0p.m. At Albany and Corvallls oonntot with tht OreaunPaoillctt.B. Eipnaa Trala Dally (Eioapl Suuday) UAVI AIUTI Portland ..41 p. m. I HoHnlla,. 7 p. m. HcBrlUa . J a. m. I Portland l JO a. m. Tnotni Ticirrs to all pointt tut ud south. Ualou Ticket Offioa, No. 181 Flrat It, Corner Aider, R. lOIHUa B. P, BOOKRS. Hanasw. Asat.O. f . AP.Agt Depot, Fifth ud I BtrMta. Herbert Bradley & Go lmpner8Leaterin(iiio& umt MM,WJ W WUi 73 Front 8tM PORTLAND, OR.